Schoolboy true adventure in the ''place of liar''

[GR888]

bro BallBreaker, with a yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum! You're most welcome... Glad you managed to find the dark treasure island and set your eyes on some of the treasures there! Looks like you like it slow and easy eh? Heehee! Wonder which lucky girl will be on the receiving end of your kraken when it is finally unleashed! LOL!

I still recall my first visit with much fondness... It was a case of all hands on deck, damn the torpedoes, full steam ahead! I had to deploy my 68-pounder carronade - the heaviest weaponry in my arsenal - to enagage my notti ninja! She took quite a pounding before she was finally subdued. It was quite a fight... not a battle of Nelsonic proportions along the likes of Trafalgar 1805, though a thoroughly enjoyable and sextifying one.

By the way, I have just been informed by one of my buddies that some ninjas there charge $150 for FJ for one hour sexxions and $100 for 45 mins. So you may wanna bear that in mind just in case you run out of "pieces of eight" from your treasure chest at that point in time.

Got to get back to my FRs and PMs now. Inbox flooded up to 97% capacity after another crazy day of work and OT at home! Sigh!

[GR888]

Originally Posted by sac6677

Dear all,

this ang076 is the fraud. I tried hard to guess which building in Orchard, level 5 ... Then I realised that it must be where former Orchard Health Center was located, at Orchard Shopping Centre. I went there last night. It was a posh facial saloon. I paid fee and was served by middle aged lady who was dressed in office lady style. After 1 hour facial session, no special was offered. I was surprised and asked her , got any extra.

She ask me what do I expect? She don't offer special service for customers. so do all ladies. I show her the thread by my phone. So, ang076, this place will take action against you and your lackeys for spreading lies about the place.

Muahahahahahaha! Man oh man! I don't know if you are really as dimwitted as you show yourself out to be or if you are someone else's clone trying to be funny... but I'll remind myself to scroll through your posts for some comic relief whenever I get a bad day in the office.

I am trying to picture the look of anguish on the therapist's face when you asked her for special services.... the poor lady must have been traumatized into hysteria by your blatant "in your face" approach!

Look on the bright side mate, things ain't that bad for 3 reasons. One, you had a good facial session so it wasn't a wasted trip. Two, now you know the place is clean so you won't go back. Three, the ladies there could have sued you for sexual harassment or worse, take matters into their own hands by shoving a fat cavitation machine up your arse (though you might probably enjoy that!).

I can't believe that you actually pulled the pin when the grenade was right in your face. Sorry, I can't continue writing anymore.... I'm gonna die laughing! Bwahahahahaha......

[Demonium]

Ball Breaker Bro!!

Clap Clap Clap! Very Creative Aye Matey!! haha!

Shit! You guys are damn creative (i.e. TS Bro Ang 076 - MINDS boy, Bro GR88 - Ninja, Bro Ball breaker ( Pirates)...


I must get my creative juices churning already when posting my next FR.....

The pressure...hahaha

[shiokpleasure]

Originally Posted by BallBreaker

First and foremost I want to thank bro GR888 for sharing info with me and bro ang076 for starting this great thread. You'll get my humble point when I am allowed.

Here's my first brief account on my maiden voyage to 'Dark Treasure Island'....I got to keep this short cause I have a ton of work that needs my attention.

I found the place quite easily thanks to the info Bro GR888 provided, I applaud the location as it is strategically hidden, a veritable 'Dark Treasure Island'.

Around 3pm today I leave work early and I sail towards my first adventure, I enter confidently the reception area and for a moment the sight of 3 wrinkly aunties at the desk made my heart skip a couple of beats, my brain was conjuring the image of the rum soaked galley of Davy Jones. I hesitantly pick the 60 minute option. Auntie boss tells me in a very coincise tone "room 8".

I go inside past the reception area and low and behold as I walk along the dimly lit corridor I encounter at least a couple of gems mentioned by our Senior Pirates. My mind wonders which pirate-ninja will fate assign. One of them stares at me and smiles walking past as I'm trying to locate my room. I find it, get in and wow, first pleasant surprise, nice room, spacious, clean, big shower, huge mirror on the wall.....My first reaction was definitely positive and removed any doubts I had upon entering the reception area.

After a few moments a little beauty comes in....it's not the chio bu I saw earlier, but she was pretty and youngish.
She's very polite and asks me if I wanted some tea and tells me to undress and hang my clothes on the door hook. I had showered less than 1/2 hour earlier at home, so I skipped that part. I lay down and she proceeds giving me a good soothing massage made even more relaxing by a music soundtrack reminiscent of an epic film soundtrack. And that's exactly what was going on my mind.....this experience was such a far cry compared to some of the places I have visited during the past few months.
My girl turned out to be a 26Yo Thai pirate-ninja from Chiangmai, smooth hands, sultry voice, very pleasant massage, not too soft not too hard, just right.
We chit chat for a little while just to warm up a bit.

Before I even turn around after about 20 minutes, she gently asked me if I wanted some specials.....I enquire what's available......HJ+BM and FJ...I was quoted $100 and $150.
I am in no rush at this point as I know I will return to sample each gem one by one, so I pick conservatively the HJ+BM. My little pirate-ninja was very considerate and I am never pressured to pick one service or an other (the more expensive one). Even after our session was over, she mentioned that if I just wanted the massage it would have been fine with her. I like this attitude, kudos to the pirate-ninja hags manning the ship.

The main reason I didn't go for FJ is that I want to unleash the kraken with the right gem I like starting slowly. An other reason was that despite she was cute, her body type was not as slender as I was hoping...
[Note] I am being picky. Nevertheless she had some great boobs and allowed me to finger her, kiss and nibble all over...damn shiok and nice round firm ass.
Once I was done, I realized I could have been less 'conservative' and pushed the limits of what is considered a HJ+BM as my little pirate-ninja was definitely accommodating, but I am patient. Today I just wanted to get my feet wet
On my next visit (in a day or 2) I will pick an other gem and report back.

Name: xxxxxx
Age: 26
From: Chiangmai Thailand
Face: 7.5/10 pretty
Body: 7/10 a little plump for my personal taste
Boobs:8/10 Full B, soft but firm with perky nipples
Massage: 7.5/10 just the right amount of pressure
HJ+BM: 8/10 great feeling, full autoroam, fingering, kissing and gentle biting
Attitude: very polite and friendly, good GFE
RTM: Fark yeah! but not before I go through a full rotation

Aye aye matey!! Welcome to the deck. we shall set sail and search for treasure island!! boobys, i mean pussies, here we come! lol

[shiokpleasure]

Originally Posted by Demonium

Ball Breaker Bro!!

Clap Clap Clap! Very Creative Aye Matey!! haha!

Shit! You guys are damn creative (i.e. TS Bro Ang 076 - MINDS boy, Bro GR88 - Ninja, Bro Ball breaker ( Pirates)...


I must get my creative juices churning already when posting my next FR.....

The pressure...hahaha

very soon we shall have the fellowship of the weirdoes. lol

[GR888]

Needed a quick relief and a nice release after a crazy morning at work on Tuesday… decided to have Malaysian Chikus for lunch… she’s number 7 on my buddies’ recommended hit list. Some bros had mentioned her to me in passing previously, so just as well I took the opportunity to check her out since my buddies also suggested I try this fruit.

Chiku girl entered the room full of smiles the moment I got out of the shower…. Not bad wor! Very cheery and bubbly GND look & pleasant facial features. Not a stunning drop dead beauty but attractive in her own way… got girlie type of long hair & a bit tanned. She was wearing a low cut strapless dress… my eyes were drawn to the distinct shape of her boobies that I could make out through the thin fabric of the dress, and the silhouette of her slim figure against the room lighting.

She saw me “mind raping” her…. not only was it written all over my face, my hard on also gave me away obviously. So she sniggered and then gave me the knowing look… walked right up to me, rubbing herself against my naked body and asked me can tahan anot. If cannot, then can FJ her first… massage can come later.

Wahaha! Cannot imagine a GND telling me that!!! Very hard to reconcile her image with what she had just said to me pointblank! I put my arm around her, brought my face to her neck, gave her a couple of quick kisses, then told her wearily I cannot tahan… need to feed my disobedient li’l bro first. She just laughed and commented that she expected such a response from me after seeing my tiko face… duh!?!? Wah, so fast fire the first shot at me liao!

To have horny sluts say this to me so upfront is pretty much standard fare at meat joints, but to hear it from a goody goody looking GND brings it to a whole new level altogether… Somehow, it just added to the spice and the kinkiness. Chiku girl made her way out to get condom against the backdrop of our laughter. She was back in a jiffy and joked that she didn’t want to keep me waiting because I was a “man in serious need”. Hahaha!

I immediately pulled her towards me, hugged and kissed her. She playfully tried to push me away… pretended to cry rape, say got sex maniac on the loose, heehee!... but hor, her hand was stroking and feeling my manhood at the same time deh! She waved her finger at me mischievously, “warned” me to be good and behave. After I lay down on the massage bed, she proceeded to strip off everything…

Wah say! Her chikus upsized one leh! B+ cup one! I see her firm and shapely chikus on her petite frame and skinny arms I see bey steam liao! I wanted to sit up and help myself to her fruits but she was faster than me… she quickly jumped onto the massage bed & snuggled up to me, our naked bodies rubbing away…. For a few dizzy minutes, I was lost in the cuddling, fondling and kissing… giving myself a double helping of her juicy chikus in the process.

Then chiku girl got on top of me, wriggling her body all over me... then she started licking me up like a little kitten lapping away at a dish of fresh milk. She applied some light tickles my didi and balls before she continued licking away at my family jewels. If I thought a GND like her would be guarded when it comes to giving oral sex, I was frightfully wrong. Chiku girl took my two chikus right into her mouth and sucked away as her hand continued teasing my li’l head.

I did not have the time to recover before it was my didi’s turn. She was running her tongue up and down my entire shaft, showering every bit of my erect number with kisses then taking it in all the way down to my penile shaft…. and then slowly dragging her mouth up, licking up my pre-cum. After she did this a few of times, I could feel my li’l bro palpitating and pulsating uncontrollably… If chiku girl didn’t stop, I would have shoot right into her mouth there and then!

Under ordinary circumstances with my other self-procliamed sluts, I would be able to control better… somehow, the sight of an innocent GND doing this to my manhood was just too much to bear. So no choice, must call time out. Seeing me in a frenzied and debauched state, chiku girl teased me some more by rubbing her chikus on my little bro, throwing soft moans at me and taunting me to shoot now. Nabei!

Mobilizing whatever residual sanity left in my fast depleting mental tank, I roused myself up, buried my face in her chikus & started rubbing her pussy… She started moaning, then capped me and rode me in cowgirl, first squatting…. Then she brought her knees down and started the rocking and thrusting…. all this time my hands were playing with her jiggling chikus. Turned her over, rubbed her pussy and felt her chikus from behind as her moaning got more intense… and rammed my li’l bro into her doggie style… my hand grabbing and slapping her smooth ass as the pounding got harder and harder.

Finally turned her around and lay her in missionary position… she threw her arms back over her head, turned her face sideways and closed her eyes… murmured to me to probe her hard. Instead, I went for her chiku boobies first…. kissing and licking away… my hand reaching below and rubbing her pussy. She wriggled and brought her hands back to try and guard against my rapidly roaming hands and tongue… wah steam ah! GND chiku girl machiam like want sex but still act coy and shy deh!... Her reticence & reluctance just got me more pumped up.

Licked and kissed her face and neck while she guided my meat missile into her love hole, then she dragged my pelvis hard towards her… the warm and shiok feeling generated on my li’l bro as it got engulfed and enveloped by her moist pussy distracted me from the kissing… and my instincts just brought me to recommence the pounding.

Again, the forlorn and guilty look on her face got me too overwhelmed by my lust, especially when she consciously avoided frenching me, limiting me to pecks on her mouth… It was as though she was consumed by this sense of shame after offering herself to be farked by me the moment she came into the room… shot into her not too long after that. Hugged her hard and landed more kisses on her before withdrawing.

There was silence as we cleaned up…. Then her smiles and cheeriness filled the room again. I can’t help feeling that she had removed a load off the her mind after getting the FJ out of the way. She gave me a very soothing and relaxing massage after that… insisting on completing the massage even though I had overshot the allotted time. Left sextified… quite an experience with this GND chiku girl.

[GR888]

OK, here are the stats and ratings for my Malaysian Chikus…

Name: XXXXX

Origin: Malaysian Chinese from Johor, speaks good england wor!

Age: About mid-twenties I reckon, not more than 27 I think

Looks: 7.25/10… young and pretty, wholesome & goody GND look… can bring home to meet parents without fear type… long hair, nice smile, nice features, pleasant face and a little tanned. Not your knock-out head-turner type of beauty but very attractive still, especially that innocent smile.

Body: 7.25/10… very slim & proportionate figure, damn bonkable when you see her sexy figure combined with her innocent and pretty face!... about 1.63m tall… good body bone structure, especially her shapely shoulders… nice tight butt and slender legs… a little on the tanned side.

Boobs: 7.5/10… top grade chikus! B+ cupper but natural & very perky! Nice shaped and damn bouncy… see her boobs jiggle to the farking rhythm during FJ can really make you steam….

Massage: 6.5/10… Not too bad, passable and better than most MLs at such joints. Good attitude…. very serious in putting in an effort to give a good massage…. covered all the areas well, good application of strength and eager to make sure I was satisfied with her massage. Never cut corners even though time ran out.

BBBJ: 7.75/10… GND like her sure can deliver a mean blow job! Took her time to fondle and tease me first before getting her mouth to work on my balls and didi. Nice licking and sucking all round before taking in my li’l bro for some power-packed blowing, almost made me cum sia!…. teasing continued when she rubbed my manhood sensually on her boobies and nipples after the BBBJ.

FJ: 6.75/10… Could have been much better, especially after how she had raised expectations with her BBBJ. Accommodating to bonking in different positions… whacked her in cowgirl, doggie and finally missionary. However, hardly any dirty talk, just moaning…which was quite a surprise since she was so forthcoming in doing FJ the moment she walked in. Fingering not allowed, only light pussy rubbing, not a deal breaker for me though… doesn’t like to have her nipples licked and sucked… made it quite obvious as I was helping myself to her luscious twin peaks… also consciously avoids frenching… Not really her fault, I guess she has certain inhibitions and lines she would not cross.

GFE: 7.0/10… Kind of difficult to rate… more like a tale of two extremes. Great GFE and willing to engage in plenty of physical contact before the FJ. Then she was very cheery and friendly, and still eager to tease during the post-FJ massage. However, that didn’t translate into a passion-filled FJ like what I experienced with some of the other gems… chiku girl wasn’t exactly err, responsive during the bonking. Didn’t quite unleash the horniness and sluttiness in her after all the teasing and the awesome BBBJ.

RTF: Yes, when I am gripped by the GND fetish again but she’s not right up there on my RTF list. It’s that GND aura and mystique in her that make me wanna take a second bite of the cherry with her. Concerns notwithstanding, I still find her an attractive young lady… got this urge to see if can break new boundaries with her, even if it is only to get her to french.

Stuck around the joint for a quick drink after the sexxion… somehow the place was very quiet that day. Saw the usual CMI suspects strutting up and down the joint… then out of the blue I set my eyes on this one chiobu whom I have not seen before sia! Long hair, fair complexion, farking slim figure and damn nice legs, very sexy and pretty wor!… Smiled at her and chatted a bit. Realised from her callsign she’s number 8 on the hit list… and I knew I would be back at the joint very soon…. but I didn’t expect to return the following day!!! FR on Sichuan Siren coming up shortly!... Need to meet girlfriend for dinner first!

[ang076]

so the ninjas asked for $150 1 hour ?

I think the ninjas simply extend the session and give $xx to den , and den mistress gave them a small percent of $xx.

Since the ninjas asked for $150, East Council ( daiymos led by Shogun of the Dark, GR888) and West Council ( pirates led by Pirates King, bro ball breaker) had the right to determine what kind of services they do to earn $150.

$100- basic sex services, called quickies. involving short catbath, short BJ , and FJ without GFE. This kind of services came after 10 to 20 mins massage.

$150- more erotic services, ninjas must offer Frenching, AR , FJ with GFE ...
bros can skip massages and tell the ninjas they need FJ straightaway.


To bros who PMed me:

sorry , I was busying in godown with saddess, and my backache as I thought of my office colleagues enjoying themselves in Japan.
and I dont know who are other gals in bro GR888 lists..
If you want location, go to him..

[GR888]

Originally Posted by ang076

so the ninjas asked for $150 1 hour ?

I think the ninjas simply extend the session and give $xx to den , and den mistress gave them a small percent of $xx.

Since the ninjas asked for $150, East Council ( daiymos led by Shogun of the Dark, GR888) and West Council ( pirates led by Pirates King, bro ball breaker) had the right to determine what kind of services they do to earn $150.

$100- basic sex services, called quickies. involving short catbath, short BJ , and FJ without GFE. This kind of services came after 10 to 20 mins massage.

$150- more erotic services, ninjas must offer Frenching, AR , FJ with GFE ...
bros can skip massages and tell the ninjas they need FJ straightaway.


To bros who PMed me:

sorry , I was busying in godown with saddess, and my backache as I thought of my office colleagues enjoying themselves in Japan.
and I dont know who are other gals in bro GR888 lists..
If you want location, go to him..

Errr... bro ang076, me no Shogun of the Dark leh... me only a lowly wandering ronin seeking ninja girls as sparring partners nia.

Sorry to hear about your warehouse story... If it's any comfort, I had a terrible week at work too... had to take on some of my senior colleagues' work because of resignations. Sianz! Whole day fighting fires in the office.

Just got home nia... inbox swamped, clearing PMs shortly.

[BallBreaker]

"Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me....Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me...."


Today I was patiently waiting for the right moment to set sail on my Black Pearl (in reality it turned out to be a Black Sonata...hehe) and direct it towards the eastern bank of Port Royal.

I wanted to savour the exotic 'Fruits' mentioned by Bro GR888, so with the fair winds and following seas, the Black Pearl, a tall galleon, with its black sails looming high above her, at the bow is an ornately carved figure head of a beautiful PRC, arm held high and a $100 dollar note from her outstretched hand , I instruct Mr Gibbs (my valiant taxi driver) to set our coordinates towards the Mystical Island of the Forbidden Sirens and Fruit.

Aye, my Captain, Gibbs replied. After some time, we moor our Pearl and I set foot on the Mystical shores.....A brief walk and I approach my destination.
I reach the reception desk and I see 2 old women from the Brethren Court , they smile and greet me, so I ask the Pirate Lord of Singapore for an hour session. She asks if I had any Forbidden Gem preference, I whisper the name and she said she will summon the Forbidden Siren from Sichuan, apparently the Forbidden Fruit was on leave visiting the village of Singapore...
I pay my dues ($70) and she indicates me to follow the corridor down to room 21.

I walk and walk, the place is big, I hear Mermaid voices from behind locked doors when eventually I reach my room!
The quarters are very spacious, and well appointed. This is probably the best I have seen so far. I walk quietly around the room inspecting the surroundings and sit down on the massage bed waiting for my Forbidden Sichuan Siren...several minutes go by and finally she enters. She has wavy long soft black hair, I'd say about 1.60-1.62 and fair white skin, she greets me with a big warm smile then she invites me to shower while she goes out to bring me some tea. By the time she's back I am drying myself and I wrap a towel around my waist from the stack on top of a dresser.
I lay down face up and she proceeds to give me a facial, while in the meantime we chat and familiarize a little. She's from Chengdu and we end up talking about.......Pandas and Food Good ice breaker!

The facial is refreshing, then after maybe 15 minutes, I turn face down and she starts giving me a sort of sensual massage while my body is covered by a towel. She's sitting on my butt in a cowgirl position and I can feel her soft smooth legs touching my skin. She's decides to up it a notch and begins breathing heavily with every stroke... the sound and the motion starts turning me on.....as she massages me slowly, she clenches her legs around my waist, so I decide to partake into this sexually arousing game and begin rhythmically to clench my butt cheeks and pushing slightly upwards, rubbing against her crotch. She starts moaning and invites me to touch her legs holding my hands.....Oh my, as smooth as silk.

As I caress her legs I begin slowly turning my body around until I am facing up. My Sichuan Fruit is straddling me and pulls out my didi from under the towel, I was reaching quickly the the point of no return.....My Forbidden Siren asks me if I want to fark her using a very sexy sultry voice....
In my head (the big one) there is a board meeting going on between neuron A and neuron B, the decision is unanimous.....release the Kraken!!!

My Sichuan Forbidden Siren exits temporarily and returns after 1 minute....she approaches me while I am still laying down face up and removes the towel.....she starts giving me a catbath and focuses on my nips for a while and then eventually plunges towards the Kraken, she begins kissing it slowly and then proceeds to give me a sultry bbbj twisting and turning rotating her head and attacking from all angles, she stares at me a few times and I can tell she is really eager to cap me and abandon herself while taking up the challenge to tame the unruly beast.

Once capped, I grab her and lay her down, I kiss all over her smooth skin and eventually start mounting her, holding her soft and firm breasts....at first very slowly and then gradually pushing deeper until eventually releasing the brute force of the Kraken I start thrusting more forcefully deep and slow, with a constant grinding motion. Her hands are grabbing my ass....love the sensation, she keeps looking at me with an expression of disbelief....me thinks she never got attacked by a kraken before!

I had pictured in mind many other positions, but I was way too comfortable that I didn't want to break the rhythm, so I decided to finish her off the same way I started....in missionary position.....the surge of 1000 horses unleashed as I pounded her faster and faster until the loud rumble of cannons began firing as one!
As I cooled down the artillery, my Forbidden Sichuan Siren looked at me with a surrendering smile and give me 2 thumbs up....I swear that's what she did.

While I regained my bearings after the head-rush, I showered and she cleared up the aftermath. She helped me wear my clothes and we parted our ways with a tender kiss....

Name: xxxxxx
Age: Around 25
From: The land of Pandas
Face: 7.5/10 pretty, surrounded by beautiful long wave hair
Body: 7.5/10 a little baby fat, but soft and firm
Boobs:7/10 B cup, soft with perky nipples
Facial: I wasn't there for that..
BBBJ: 7/10 Very good, but didn't last as long as I wished, she was too eager to get pumped.
FJ: 7.5/10 great overall feeling, but there is better out there
Attitude: very polite and friendly, good GFE
RTM: need to try out the other Forbidden Sirens and Fruits


Aye, my Forbidden Sichuan Fruit, farewell....until next time....

"Yo, ho, yo, ho, a pirate's life for me ..."

[GR888]

Wahahahaha! Well done bro BallBreaker!! Fantastic FR!!! Full of creativity deh! I wished I can upz your points again! So Sichuan Siren was the lucky girl to have met your kraken eh? That must have been quite an experience for her, eh?

I was on the receiving end of her “spicy” treatment on Wednesday. Sorry for my late FR! It was such a mind-blowing sexxion I needed 2 days to recover! First saw her when I was there to bang my chiku girl on Tuesday. After I learnt of Sichuan Siren’s callsign, I realised that I had gotten her mixed up with another ML there. Office woes and my own horniness conspired to prompt my return the joint the following day.

Sichuan hottie looked rather stunned when she saw me upon entering the room… she had not expected to see me again so soon after our cursory introduction the day before. She was exactly how bro BallBreaker had described… young, pretty & fair lass on the slim and sexy side, long hair with light curls, slender body with nice legs. Then just as she entered, she cast me an impish look and excused herself… said she had forgotten to take something…. leaving me high & dry and my bro hanging for a moment, duh?!?.

The moment she returned… she walked towards me, licking her lips… took her hand out of her dress pocket and unclenched it to reveal a condom wrapped in tissue… then smiled naughtily at me as I gaped in stunned silence… talk about being blatant, brazen and upfront! Then she whispered cheekily to me saying she knew what I was back for. I gave a wink as a sign of approval.

I hugged her, said I cannot tahan after seeing her the day before, just had to return in the first instance to fark her… then we quickly got into action liao… Sichuan Siren went about with another one of those woefully substandard massages… After a couple of minutes of cursory press and poke, I just reached my hand behind to feel Sichuan Siren’s thighs… It was my signal to her that I wanted the main course served up fast! My mind was simply maddened with lust!

She responded by rubbing her pussy furiously against my lower back… Her fingertips got to work and started the caressing… then she bent down towards me, licked my neck and ears before she whispered sultrily “小女子我想做爱，成全我好吗?” (The little maiden here wishes to make love, please fulfil me OK?). What else can I say except “求之不得!” (That’s exactly my wish!) It was rather superfluous question actually.

She got down from the massage bed & slid off the cocktail dress she was wearing. I sat up and helped ease her off her black lacy lingerie… She stood there in her full naked glory, then pretended to act shy and told me to be gentle with her as she covered her bobbies and pussy with both hands. Hahaha! See bey steam!

I resumed prone position on the massage bed… Sichuan Siren got on top of me and started rubbing her body and kissing me all over my back… As she licked my buttocks, she murmured “你这个贱男人!… 是你自己要送上门的!.. 看我今天怎么收拾你!!!” (You are a real cheap guy! You brought this upon yourself when you came to look for me! See how I deal with you!). Then I felt her smooth fingers parting my butt cheeks, followed by a tingling wet sensation up my ass that sent the rest of my body numb! I turned towards the room mirror and saw Sichuan Siren licking away viciously on my arsehole. As I parted legs wider, she reached for my balls and little bro and started the fondling. Then as my moans got more audible, she grabbed my butt real hard and raised the licking tempo.

I had barely the energy to even turn over as she cleaned her mouth. Then she got on top off me again, catbathing me and fondling my family jewels…. I propped myself up on my elbows, whining sweet nothings to her like a farking whimpering idiot. She brought her face to me and giggled at my whimsical jabber and blabber. I reached up to french her… no resistance wor!... then moved my mouth down to suckle at her B cup Sichuan meat balls.

She moved in between my legs after that, hands over my erection while she bent over to lick my groin and suck my two dingdongs… I lifted my pelvis to facilitate greater access. She was looking at me, making sure my eyes took in everything she lay before me. Her tongue was sweeping all over my flagpole after that, licking and lapping relentlessly…. my li’l bro disappeared right into her mouth shortly. I could feel the twirling of her tongue on the little head… as the BBBJ wore on, Sichuan Siren just got carried away with her frenzied and frantic sucking… Like bro Ballbreaker said, her head was twisting away in all sorts of patterns sia! As she cleaned her mouth again, she shot a lusty look and said “你的肉棒还挺大的… 正好适合打口交!” (You have a big cock, well suited for blow jobs!).

Sichuan Siren quickly capped me and impaled her pussy on my erect number… she let down her long hair and went about with her grinding and gyrating as she stepped up the moaning tempo. My hands grabbed her boobies as we quickly got into our banging momentum. After a while, I sat up and screwed her in sitting position. Sichuan Siren turned towards the mirror, bit her lips and licked her finger as my mouth and tongue zeroed in on her titties and nipples.

Turned her over the massage bed and humped her in standing doggie… my hands grabbing her boobies and holding her tightly towards me. This was when she really let loose her deafening “Sichuan Scream”… almost took my ear drums along with it. Finally manoeuvred her into missionary to french her some more as I continued pounding her pussy… she grabbed my ass real hard and kept pulling me forcefully towards her… “大力点!... 再大力!... 好爽!... 啊啊啊啊!... 再深点!... 啊啊啊!... 爽!... 爽啊!...啊啊啊!” (Harder!… Harder!... Shiok!... Ahhhhh!... Deeper!... Ahhhh!... Shiok!..Very Shiok!... Ahhhh!)…. Cannot tahan liao… locked our mouths in another menacing tongue fight as I shot into her moments later.

As we cleaned up, Sichuan Siren commented that local guys are more than a match for cheena men when it comes to farking (dunno real anot?). Asked her what sort of guys she likes, but somehow she could not quite put a finger to it. She said it has everything to do with “feel”… something which she found it hard to explain. I joked that it must be difficult to find a guy who can sextisfy a hot-blooded sex-crazed Sichuan Siren like her on a regular basis. Hahahaha!

[GR888]

OK, here are the stats and ratings for my Sichuan Siren…

Name: XXXXXX

Origin: As bro BallBreaker had indicated…

Age: About mid-twenties

Looks: 7.5/10… Yes, agree with bro BallBreaker… She’s young, pretty and fair, very nice complexion and her long flowing fair complements her looks perfectly! Very dainty facial features typical of Chinese beauties…and has a very alluring smile, which can turn seductive at times. I would walked up to her and ask her out on a date if I meet her on the streets!

Body: 7.5/10… slim, sexy & proportionate figure… smooth and fair skin! Didn’t notice any tummy fat though…. Very nice perky ass for grabbing and doggie.

Boobs: 7.25/10… Natural and supple B cup! Would be nice if it was a just wee bit bigger but still, very nice to grab, lick and suck!

Massage: 1.0/10… I wasn’t there for this and neither was she prepared to give one. She went out of the room to get condom the moment she saw me. We were quite clear as to what we wanted from the very start.

AR: 7.25/10… Great prelude to the BBBJ, starting with some light flicks then more serious tongue grinding… would be better if it was a little longer.

BBBJ: 7.5/10… Shiok! Not the best I’ve had but still shiok! Plenty of licking and eye contact before she gobble my li’l bro in some fast and furious sucking and blowing. Good suction with the BBBJ and sensual tongue teasing of the balls too!

FJ: 7.75/10… As with all the Sichuan girls I’ve met and farked, sex seemed firmly implanted in her DNA. Not sure if her hot-blooded sex craze has anything to do with their spicy Sichuan diet, LOL! At times she appears more eager than me to get her pussy pounded… pumped her in cowgirl, sitting, doggie and missionary. Plenty of frenching and dirty talk…. allowed free access to her body and light pussy fingering. What more can I ask for?

GFE: 7.75/10… Got physical from the start… we warmed up kinda easily. Could be because I’ve been to her hometown and parts of Sichuan quite a number of times, so we had plenty to talk about…. we were still engaged in hugging and petting after the deed…. right up to the point I opened the door to leave. Damn steam!

RTF: Yes, Sichuan Siren would rank high on my RTF list… right up there with Glamour Ninja & Horny Fruit! But still have to see the “performance” of the other 4 MLs on my hit list first.

I believe I’ve more or less covered the gems at this liar liar joint… Think there are a couple of MLs there on my B-List, so I might be back to try them out later. I’ll be heading off to another joint to finish off the remaining MLs on my hit list… as I said previously, I don’t think that joint has been mentioned yet based on the FRs on this thread.

[BallBreaker]

I think tomorrow I am going to do a double whammy and visit 2 places of liars back to back.

Thinking about it, the moment I have my Flying Dutchman (motorcycle) I will dedicate a day and do a quadruple whammy. I always wanted to do that. Go to the first one, travel to the next, then back to the first and then finally back to the second.

Hopefully they won't think I'm crazy
Or maybe I should just release the Kraken with 4 Pirate-Ninjas

If I pull that off....Bro GR888 and ang076, in your ample experience, what is the best time/day to go when it is quiet....weekdays or weekends?

[GR888]

Fwah!!! Bro Ballbreaker, I must say you have "massive reserves" in your sperm bank boi!!! I think the joints will not only not think you ain't crazy, they might even throw out the red carpet each time to welcome you and issue you a platinum card with loyalty bonus points!

Wah... If I were in your shoes I might just wanna call the joints beforehand and fix the timings and appointments first... just so to secure the bookings for the girls lor. I'll try to do it on a weekday though. Although weekends tend to be more quiet, sometimes the gems take their day offs over Saturdays and Sundays.

Please pardon me.... I am still awestruck by your ambitious cheonging approach!!!

[ang076]

yes, thats right..

Nobody will think you crazy but think of you as rich and horny man.

If you want to book a gal, do it by calling the joint at the beginning of the joint opening hour, and go there at the noon, and gal will look fresh and full of energy..

There, you can sit alone in the big lounge area , the gals will walk pass , you take a look and feel as if you are king.

Weekends noon is the best because many bros stay at home with their families , attend church, etc. Bear in mind, gals do need to rest in weekends too. Therefore, make a call first to check available of your gal in mind..

Let me tell you one escapade of one senior bro who is generous when he struck biz deal. He went to Dragon Health Spa at Marina South, which is the biggest and most expensive HC in Singapore, (gals wear dress with classy lingerie set.) He went there , pay $56 entrance fee, spent time relaxing in big hot /cold pool, sauna.. went to massage room ,bonk the gal... pay her tips ...

Then go to receptionist counter and make another booking. relax in lounge again for few hours, then he go to massage room and bonk another gal , pay her tip and then go home. When he make $$$$, go to Dragon Spa to do same thing. He get better treatment from receptionists because he is generous with money.