PRC in (Pasar Road) (Pudu K.L) - Page 323

Scorpioking87 · #**4831** 03-10-2012, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by sengseng

Who Enjoys Sex More
A man and a woman were having drinks at a business conference when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?" "That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this: when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better: your ear or your finger?"

I dun dig my ears with my finger lor...finger used to dig something hidden between bushes down under so that the water supply is maintained..

Scorpioking87 · #**4832** 03-10-2012, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Futaba

Thanks for the advice.
I definately wont fall for that anyway but if she really would come to visit then why not...hehehehe....I don't mind being the tour guide....but of coz $$$ has to be agreeable 1st la...

If that promising somthing did really show up dun forget to intro me on my next trip on 24th hor....

Wat is this bro? How can u become her tour guide lo when u turned down our invitation as tour guide to Betong? How to become brader like tis? Aiyoh amah how lah?

sengseng · #**4833** 04-10-2012, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Futaba

Thanks for the advice.
I definately wont fall for that anyway but if she really would come to visit then why not...hehehehe....I don't mind being the tour guide....but of coz $$$ has to be agreeable 1st la...

If that promising somthing did really show up dun forget to intro me on my next trip on 24th hor....

Since there is a willing buyer and a willing seller. Its a deal.
I will convey your message to her. Its up to the seller to call you then. KEKEKE

sengseng · #**4834** 04-10-2012, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Scorpioking87

I dun dig my ears with my finger lor...finger used to dig something hidden between bushes down under so that the water supply is maintained..

no wonder I heard pinang nowadays is shortage of water. Some itchy fingers are playing with the water supply.

sengseng · #**4835** 04-10-2012, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Scorpioking87

Great joke again bro... I always eat alone cos no HM mah, not bcos I dun want to share lo...

So someone did dell you this. Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!

sengseng · #**4836** 04-10-2012, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by BarneyRoss

Heard a lot of brothers 'died' in the hands of the Dragon Ladies.. They not only suck our little head but also our wallet too..

Wah! So serious argh? Must we call the CSI in??.

Normal chickens say cock-a-doodle-doo. Weird chickens say doodle-cock-a-doo. A prc chicken says any-cock-will-do.

Scorpioking87 · #**4837** 04-10-2012, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by sengseng

So someone did dell you this. Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!

Which category are u in bro? hehe

Scorpioking87 · #**4838** 04-10-2012, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by sengseng

Wah! So serious argh? Must we call the CSI in??.

Normal chickens say cock-a-doodle-doo. Weird chickens say doodle-cock-a-doo. A prc chicken says any-cock-will-do.

Man, u gotta hv a sitcom of ur own on tv man...maybe like Seinfeld or the guy named Louie.. it's really true, the part about any cock will do for them...

sengseng · #**4839** 04-10-2012, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Scorpioking87

Which category are u in bro? hehe

MBA of course lah. Married But Available. KEKEKEKE

sengseng · #**4840** 04-10-2012, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Scorpioking87

Man, u gotta hv a sitcom of ur own on tv man...maybe like Seinfeld or the guy named Louie.. it's really true, the part about any cock will do for them...

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!

sengseng · #**4841** 04-10-2012, 06:45 PM

A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.

In walks her husband’s friend Ben. The woman tells him her husband’s in the shower and asks if he can come back later. Instead, Ben steps in and quietly says, "I have $400 in my pocket. I’ll give it to you if you’ll open your bathrobe for me." She’s offended, but really needs the money so she agrees, opens her robe, and lets Ben have a quick peek before doing it up again. Ben gives her the $400, and she opens the door for him to leave, but he says, "I have another $400 in my other pocket. I’ll give it to you if you let me touch your breasts." Now she’s really mortified, but again, she needs the money, so she undoes her robe and lets him have a quick feel. Taking the other $400 from him, she lets him out the door.

Going back upstairs, she gets back in the shower with her husband, feeling a little bit guilty.

"Who was that?" the husband asks.

"Oh, that was just Ben," the wife answers.

"Ben?" the husband says. "That son of a bitch owes me 800 bucks!"

Redoxan · #**4842** 04-10-2012, 07:17 PM

I'm back in KL. Going to cheong BEACH tonight.

eugene_wong · #**4843** 05-10-2012, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Redoxan

I'm back in KL. Going to cheong BEACH tonight.

why not pudu? I was the one met you that day in ace

naarid · #**4844** 05-10-2012, 10:15 PM

I fucked PRC 2 days ago..she is beautiful and does not look like China girls.seem like Malaysian aje. Very friendly, no rushing and charged reasonable price i.e RM70 (can get lower I believe) instead if you go to SPA for fucking session. She like u whacking her hard. I have her phone no.
Detail:

Name: Siang Siang
Age: 25 -+
Tits: Firm
Hairy: Not so
Pussy: still Pink (but unable to aisklim-aisklim)
Blowjob: Yes with condom

sorry guys for not using forum jargon.

sengseng · #**4845** 08-10-2012, 11:57 PM

You may know Bulgaria ; but now they have Vulgaria.