what to prepare for the first time having sex?

[alanthedevil]

Originally Posted by zerek2828

I was damn nervous when i got bj for the first time cause i didnt know what to expect. HAHA

Do i have PE if i came like 15sec when got bj for the first time?

wank yourself before the actual deed to prevent being overly excited

[Continental]

Don't worry so much lah, boi boi. Act cool and pretend like nothing is happening. Just make sure you are there properly cleaned and scrubbed when the time comes with your helmet of course and let things flow naturally

[hugs]

Originally Posted by alanthedevil

wank yourself before the actual deed to prevent being overly excited

Oh ya good piece of advice

[shawn teo]

Originally Posted by zerek2828

where to find unlimited shots sia!

Very simple . First find an 8 inch cucumber . Use a knife to cut off one of the end of the cucumber . Use a tablespoon to dig a hole in the centre of the cucumber. When the hole is deep enough use your little bro and make it errect . Insert your little bro gently into the cucumber and start thrusting it. Once your little bro unload firstload . Let it rest a while . Repeat the procedure as many times as you want. Taking care not to hurt the cucumber . Congrats you are now having unlimited shots.

[shawn teo]

Originally Posted by Megafan1981

Let me guess.

TS often post sex questions in hwz edmw?

Sometimes I also wonder why TS ask so many questions ???

[zerek2828]

Originally Posted by shawn teo

Very simple . First find an 8 inch cucumber . Use a knife to cut off one of the end of the cucumber . Use a tablespoon to dig a hole in the centre of the cucumber. When the hole is deep enough use your little bro and make it errect . Insert your little bro gently into the cucumber and start thrusting it. Once your little bro unload firstload . Let it rest a while . Repeat the procedure as many times as you want. Taking care not to hurt the cucumber . Congrats you are now having unlimited shots.

you got some fetish for cucumbers huh?

[xvestigex]

just prepare few spectators to guide you along

[shawn teo]

Originally Posted by zerek2828

you got some fetish for cucumbers huh?

No lah I still prefer to have a real girl's pussy to bonk. This cucumber is especially for you . You wanted unlimited shots . You do not have a girl . You do not want to find prostitute . So how on earth are going to have unlimited shots ? So a cucumber is the best option . It is cheap and easily available at all major supermarkets . Use already somemore can eat it. But word of caution do not have too much of unlimited shots you will have side effects .

[zerek2828]

Originally Posted by shawn teo

No lah I still prefer to have a real girl's pussy to bonk. This cucumber is especially for you . You wanted unlimited shots . You do not have a girl . You do not want to find prostitute . So how on earth are going to have unlimited shots ? So a cucumber is the best option . It is cheap and easily available at all major supermarkets . Use already somemore can eat it. But word of caution do not have too much of unlimited shots you will have side effects .

whats the side effect?

[orangeproud]

The first time of sex is always so memorable!
Better to hv it wif ur gf rather than fl.

The wonderful n best part of sex is enjoying the whole process wif someone u love. Dun always think of performance, sometimes the more u wan to perform, the more disappointment u will end up getting. Juz let nature flow, exploring first.

Join more activities to get to knw more gals. Rmb to use condom to prevent pregnancy, STD n Aids.

[zerek2828]

Originally Posted by orangeproud

The first time of sex is always so memorable!
Better to hv it wif ur gf rather than fl.

The wonderful n best part of sex is enjoying the whole process wif someone u love. Dun always think of performance, sometimes the more u wan to perform, the more disappointment u will end up getting. Juz let nature flow, exploring first.

Join more activities to get to knw more gals. Rmb to use condom to prevent pregnancy, STD n Aids.

Thanks bro for the wonderful advise!

[ToVictory]

Originally Posted by xvestigex

just prepare few spectators to guide you along

lol at spectators

[Greendevil]

Dear TS, for first time sex, please prep the following:

1. Tiger penis, broth into soup and cosume the night before.
2.two red bulls, to be consume before and after sex
3. one month diet on fruit and veg and plenty of water
4. Jogging at least 3km everyday for one month to build up stamina
5. First aid box in case of emergency
6. condom 12 packs. in case you having difficulties putting on the first, second, third condom......
7. have 995 on your quick dial in case of emergency
8. Lubruciating oil in case IA IA
9.Money for hotel and etc
10. Masturbate the night before in case pre eject
11. one box of tissue
12.have "sex for idoit" by the bed, in case you need reference.
13. have your phone login to SBF so that samster can give advice on live
14. your NRIC for hotel check in and in case kana police check. Also check hers in case underage
15. if you going to have sex in hotel, make a reservation before hand in case full house
16. check your insurance coverage include hospitalisation, accident during sex, and HIV. if not, call your agent to top up your coverage
17. Bring a torch light in case black out, so wont enter wrongly.
18.mouthwash, tooth brush and toothpaste for before and after sex
19. MOST IMPORTANT, you need a girl for your first time else it is DIY. if you prefer man, then arrange one as well.

You are ready for your first time.
Just for laugh!!!!!

[yellowwolf]

Don't know this TS ask so many questions ?

[shenzhen]

Do a make over on your own lan jiao..crowd it with diamond if possible