which one is more impt, watch liverpool vs man u or bonk gf/wife? - Page 3

wankmehappy · #31 19-09-2005, 11:52 AM

bro, why dont you let your wife BJ you for 45min & you just pretned to enjoy alot & want her to bj you more but you watching the game...then bonk her jailat jailat for 15min, cum liao then she will be too tired to bother you & you can have 45min hugging your wife & watching the 2nd half....kekekekeke
happyme

jjdoggie · #32 19-09-2005, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by LENS

Now half time, so surf a bit. I got a very interesting question.

45 mins ago, I was getting ready to watch the game but then my wife came out of the bathroom in my fav lingerie and my didi stood up. Just moments b4 the kick off, we kiss and rubba rubba a bit. Then when I feel that we going to end up doing it, I told her I want to watch the game. Do it later ok?

She unhappy and walk off. Say my game more important than her.

Bros, which one will u choose?

Well, quite a tough choice, But i'd go for sex...if u a hardcore fan, u gota do something about it...
1)Find the quickest way to make her cum fast and her tired....
2)Use Sex toys like vibrator to work on her....(u still can watch tv...hehehe)
3)Make her drunk...buy a bottle of tequila..

4)Make love to her while watching tv...in a positin that benefits u and her..
5)Say...honey..let me finish my tv 1st after that I will make sure u moan louder then the Spectators watching the soccer in the TV...liverpool VS Man U....
6)U can give a call to 1 of US,any brothers here....heheh(Just jokin)

dppwmi · #33 19-09-2005, 02:10 PM

bonk her first lah, the most i only miss about 20 mins of soccer.

evo3 · #34 19-09-2005, 03:29 PM

Of course bonk first lah, there is alwasy a repeat telecast ofthe match what.
What more important than bonking ur wife or gal friend rite

Xgenre · #35 19-09-2005, 06:03 PM

[QUOTE=LENS]45 mins ago, I was getting ready to watch the game but then my wife came out of the bathroom in my fav lingerie and my didi stood up. Just moments b4 the kick off, we kiss and rubba rubba a bit. Then when I feel that we going to end up doing it, I told her I want to watch the game. Do it later ok?

She unhappy and walk off. Say my game more important than her.
QUOTE]

Actually, I will choose sex. Seriously, a soccer match is 2 halves of 45 mins with a 15 min break in between. How long can you last? I will cum fast fast lar... Fuck her and fuck off...

Somemore you said your didi already standing, just let her wear your soccer jersey and bang like no tomorrow lar. Finish her fast for the sake of watching Liverpool... (You'll never walk alone!)

Bro, if you are feeling damn horny and need sex, will you want your wife to drop whatever she's doing and get in the mood cos you are in the mood already? Your wife is obviously in the mood already and you chose not to drop the soccer match for sex with her. I hope your wife's not the vengeful type. Some ladies will mind and keep harping on such stuff. Man U Vs Liverpool matches come at least twice yearly. If your wife keeps nagging or complaining to you for months after this, definitely not worth it man.

Mahalapa · #36 19-09-2005, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by euphoria777

got one time doing halfway with the tv on.....suddenly my team scored!!!
i stop and watch the replay.....gf mad at me!!!

tv mus be OFF whenever i'm bonking my gal,it's a rule of her

i will choose bonking 1st,see soccer later but will make a damt fast one

Mahalapa · #37 19-09-2005, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by chickenzip

i different...the tv was on...it was showing jacky wu "Guess Guess Guess"...the young chio bo dammed fucking delicious! i bonk my gf faster n harder while looking at the TV...

hav been doing tis quite some time,till my oc tulan ban me from watching tv when bonking

ChinaAlleWay · #38 19-09-2005, 06:24 PM

well.. its gonna be Liverpool vs Man united....
can bonk other days mah...

think she will be understanding..

Merl · #39 19-09-2005, 07:01 PM

It depend if I am watching or betting the match man. If I am betting on the match, I would rather bonk her and enjoy the entire session together. Else, with a pissed off wife in the hse sure lose $ later and its proven many times. "Jia He wan shi xing...huat ah !!!"

Anyway, tat match was so boring who no goals at all. Bros who were in such situation sure agreed with me to go ahead with the bonk 1st, rite ?

ang076 · #40 19-09-2005, 07:19 PM

It is possible to watch TV while your wife perform catbath and later BJ in her lingerie..

( I love to experience that kind of situation...)

angrybigpenis · #41 19-09-2005, 09:34 PM

My gf is a Man U supporter and I'm a Arsenal supporter (sometimes Liverpool if they are not playing Arsenal).

During these EPL matches, the person who's team is not playing would give the other tonguejob. When both our teams are playing, we'd be having quickies during half time.

Its good to have a gf who likes the same sport as you.

Nismo · #42 20-09-2005, 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Rof|maoxz

Why don't you carry on watching while having sex? I think you will reach climax in no time when your fav team scores.

And if the opposition team scores first within the first few minutes of the game? And that he's waging heavily on a goal-less game?!

Think he'll be deflated (applies to ego, morale, wallet, and not to forget, dickie) in no time.

Anyway, if I'm in his shoes, I'll definitely pick my lass over Rooney and Co.

Bet he's regreting his decision eh? Esp. after watching 90mins of stalemate.

Cheers Dude!

jjdoggie · #43 20-09-2005, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by angrybigpenis

My gf is a Man U supporter and I'm a Arsenal supporter (sometimes Liverpool if they are not playing Arsenal).

During these EPL matches, the person who's team is not playing would give the other tonguejob. When both our teams are playing, we'd be having quickies during half time.

Its good to have a gf who likes the same sport as you.

Wow...thats great..
SO when the matches are live, both of u should have live sex too, and attack each other too, see who score 1st..counter attack...hehehe

chickenzip · #44 20-09-2005, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by jjdoggie

Wow...thats great..
SO when the matches are live, both of u should have live sex too, and attack each other too, see who score 1st..counter attack...hehehe

dun forget to prastice Ronaldo's stepover k...

jjdoggie · #45 20-09-2005, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by chickenzip

dun forget to prastice Ronaldo's stepover k...

yeah...hehe..must defend hard like chelsea...then counter attack, drink tongkat ali...or skyjuice...sure score...then Man U(she) will defend like crazy..... Liver(u) will keep on launchinh attack , sure can score...