CB Ah Lao story

[thaivisitor]

Originally Posted by robotech1

hope fully the ah lao don't gonna accused of raping..cos the girl is so drunk.

Drunk is an excuse of not knowing what's going on or couldn't help herself.

Unless during that state she drinks urine and eats shit, then I believe that she's really so drunk. Other than that, please spare me. I've heard the excuse too many times.

[moneyface]

Originally Posted by ahpaul25

Hahaha, I understand yr meaning, knn, sure a lao tiko he is, i think the way he talk, halfway in mind already drooling liao.......lol.........man,i pity that ger, why kenna bonk by sure tiko uncles, rather choose me for bonking.......hehehe

exactly bro, that bloody "kiam mao" face...

[waypastprime]

Originally Posted by moneyface

i tink this type of thing after eating and taking the advantage just keep quiet.. dun need like radio go ard announce... what so proud abt that rite... man really feel like blanket-party this type of aS S and wallop him jia lat jia lat!!!

Oh my, may I know your age?

[Malaysian Datuk]

Originally Posted by ahpaul25

Hahahha......that a gd 1.......lolz.............man...you guys make me despo liao, tonite my turn to go MW to drunk again...........again story repeat.....lol......ah boi bonk ah lao aunties...........lolx

how come ah lao can get SYT I always end up with lau gohs only? Maybe I not ah lao yet....

[moneyface]

Originally Posted by MahjongSiao

but then again hor...u gotta admire his guts for doing it.... not many ppl dares to try drunk sex.... esp someone he knows...

the older the ginger.... the better he gets

who says he got guts.. i ask him why didn't wait for the gal to wake up, u guess what he say... siao... wait for her to ask me for $$$ huh.. wait she make police report if i dun give her how... u see lar.. this type of CB ah lao... u tell me he got guts!! he got SAI lar!!! the gal he just get to know only in MW...

[thaivisitor]

Originally Posted by waypastprime

Hmmm.... I smell something. Like that directing at someone good meh?

kekekekekeke, just putting his thoughts to perspective lah....

He's biaise against guys who are over 40, pimpled or scarred face, etc, etc.

[moneyface]

Originally Posted by DNAT

Ah Lau maybe 'hau-seow' 1 leh?

i dunno he got tau pao or not.. but i am sure i wanna to mao him jia lat jia lat for all the yaya stuff he tells me...

[thaivisitor]

Originally Posted by moneyface

who says he got guts.. i ask him why didn't wait for the gal to wake up, u guess what he say... siao... wait for her to ask me for $$$ huh.. wait she make police report if i dun give her how... u see lar.. this type of CB ah lao... u tell me he got guts!! he got SAI lar!!! the gal he just get to know only in MW...

Like dat means he's smart!! Maybe he shouldn't even pay for the hotel, let the girl wake up to pay. Afterall, he did give the girl a good time.

[moneyface]

Originally Posted by lawry

pengs..

friend,

u like tat say.. not STEADY lah..

SINCE unkle me knows how to cheong, i have seen many many young men and old men.. all use the make the ladies drink drink and drink tactics to up the gals..

and wats wrong with ah lao bonking a younger gal? so that means i cant bonk a gal who 10 years different? 15 years different? cause it means bonking my daughter?

wah liao.. like dat

ALL DOMs HEARD THIS!!!

U, DOMs ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BONK YOUNG GALS from 16 ~ 20+!!!!

PLEASE BONK GALS UR AGE!! LIKE ALL THOSE KOPI AUNTY!!!

and PLEASE DO NOT USE ANY TRICKS TO BONK GALS!!!..

Ask them straight if u wan to bonk them!!

"AI SHIO GAN MAI??"

sigh...

bro, i not say uncle can't bonk young gals, but uncle must use their maturity, charm, $$$, humour and many other factors to openly sian and bonk gals of any age group.. using purely drinking tactic, then after tat yaya go ard tell ppl what they do, sori not my cup of tea..

of cos i am not judging uncle cannot have fun.. on the contrary some uncle damn savvy and charming... yes u old guard can have all the fun.. but like that ah lao, i find it hard to accept!!!

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by waypastprime

Hmmm.... I smell something. Like that directing at someone good meh?

who is that someone according to your above posting?

[waypastprime]

Originally Posted by thaivisitor

He's biaise against guys who are over 40, pimpled or scarred face, etc, etc.

No lah. It's just a simple case of sour grapes. Anyway, no one can prove whether the ah lau is lying. And he's taking his words too much in heart.

Just like DNAT. Always telling me this and that. I treat that as bed time stories.

[moneyface]

Originally Posted by Hakoshu

I'm a ah lao also ley....

bro, dun get the wrong idea... i am not anti-ah lao lar!!! pls this extend to the rest of the uncle samster...

another 10yrs i will also join the rank of ah lao liao.. but this kind of despicable acts i can't appreciate it.... i believe uncle samster here got standard one man... not like that CB face s- hole

[Ethanas]

Originally Posted by Malaysian Datuk

how come ah lao can get SYT I always end up with lau gohs only? Maybe I not ah lao yet....

Uncle MD, maybe your stephen chow look attracts lao gohs leh. heard lots of lao aunties like him.

[ahpaul25]

Originally Posted by thaivisitor

Like dat means he's smart!! Maybe he shouldn't even pay for the hotel, let the girl wake up to pay. Afterall, he did give the girl a good time.

What if the girl wake up and cry........she found herself naked.........and still can remember a ah lao send me and my frd hm, damn.......,make her even more upset.......lol

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by moneyface

.. CCB... imagine i have to treat him lunch and listen his CB story!!!

I sure hope he kena lar... can't stand him... wow kaozzz how come got this type *%#&...

bro, just 'this ear listen in, another ear flow out' lor ... you cannot provoke / confront him since you must take care of your rice-bowl.

Just think this way - ah lau now eat meat ... eat eat eat ... then sekali one fine day he swallow bones .... hahahaha. If you feel that ah lau is dispicable, as long as you dun follow his ways then you ok liao ...