Tongue service for girls only

[Marikita Didi]

Bro, u got a great tongue licking service.

My ass need to lick from u.

[FiliaLunae]

Originally Posted by Penislol

Thanks for adviCe. Btw, I not asking for ONS. Is NSA. LOL

Edited for correct-ness of English. Btw, I cbf what you're asking for.

Originally Posted by alan0338

TS,just a curious question from wat i saw from ur nick, is it becos u have a PENIS tat will let others LOL tats y u need to be a painter?

I lol'ed so hard.

Originally Posted by Veraccocha

Actually I have mastered it, I have however not shown it in a bar, nor do I believe that by doing so the women will flock to me.

FYI, Im trying to learn to do waves (multiple) with my tongue now. If you have tips, more than welcome.

By the way, Im slightly creeped out that you did the actual effort to look up my posts...

How come Veraccocha's post sound like it's TS one talking also? I thought S2K meant Penislol when he searched up the posts, but Veraccocha is replying to him?

(And how come no one picked this out sia =P)

[Penislol]

Originally Posted by simple2kee

im doing house painting job. due to expansion, i m recruiting workers like u who want to be trained as a professional painter. we will provide practical & theoretical training in professional painting. for a start, we pay $1.90/hr & provide 3 free meals.

pls pm me your company email or address. i wills end my cv shortly. i wish to join u and do the house painting together, if the house girl owner is at home. we maybe can paint her also..lol...together...haha

[Penislol]

Originally Posted by Marikita Didi

Bro, u got a great tongue licking service.

My ass need to lick from u.

sorry, girl only. and no ass

[maninsinsha]

My Post

Originally Posted by maninsinsha

Do you have a tongue that's 15cm long? Can your tongue ties a cherry's stem? Can your tongue vibrates like a vibrator? Can your tongue rotates 180 degree?

If you answer no to any of the above, how can you call yourself an expert in tongue service and why would any gal wants to PM you??

Your Reply

Originally Posted by Veraccocha

Why? aside from the 15cm tongue length I can answer yes to all of them (no kidding there). Then again, I am a bit of a cunning linguist

Cherry stem knot took me ages to learn though. But don't give up, keep practicing and perform that trick in a bar and your days of asking women in SBF are over!

My Reply To You

Originally Posted by maninsinsha

Judging from what you had posted below, I seriously doubt that you have mastered the skill and apparently your days of asking for women in SBF is NOT over...

http://thesbf.shop/showpost.ph...17&postcount=1
http://thesbf.shop/showpost.ph...7&postcount=26

Your Reply To Me

Originally Posted by Veraccocha

Actually I have mastered it, I have however not shown it in a bar, nor do I believe that by doing so the women will flock to me.

FYI, Im trying to learn to do waves (multiple) with my tongue now. If you have tips, more than welcome.

By the way, Im slightly creeped out that you did the actual effort to look up my posts...

Digging out your old posts is just to tell you to talk the talk and walk the walk. If not, it's just empty vessels making loud noises.

[Veraccocha]

maninsinsha, do enlighten me on how I am supposed to walk the walk on a forum? Please tell me.

Photos? you'll claim I googled them.
Video? Youtube

Me not looking for women on SBF? Well in my defence I am here only to look for certain sexual delicacies. Common sex is not hard to find in this country. A good 3some or women capable of deepthroating are a bit harder in bars but easier to find online. Hence my presence here... that and the comedy value.

Anyway, even if you find a way for me to show you that beside talking the talk I can also do the walk, I doubt I would put in the effort to do so. Because let's be honest I couldn't care less.

Nevertheless, Im still a bit creeped out by you.

And FiliaLunae, I assure you that I am not the TS. If I would be, why would I tell him that those 4 criteria for being an expert are not so ridiculous as a requirement.

[Penislol]

Originally Posted by Veraccocha

maninsinsha, do enlighten me on how I am supposed to walk the walk on a forum? Please tell me.

Photos? you'll claim I googled them.
Video? Youtube

Me not looking for women on SBF? Well in my defence I am here only to look for certain sexual delicacies. Common sex is not hard to find in this country. A good 3some or women capable of deepthroating are a bit harder in bars but easier to find online. Hence my presence here... that and the comedy value.

Anyway, even if you find a way for me to show you that beside talking the talk I can also do the walk, I doubt I would put in the effort to do so. Because let's be honest I couldn't care less.

Nevertheless, Im still a bit creeped out by you.

And FiliaLunae, I assure you that I am not the TS. If I would be, why would I tell him that those 4 criteria for being an expert are not so ridiculous as a requirement.

Bro, Nice said

[FiliaLunae]

What's wrong with doing research on people? I like to do that too. It saves me the trouble of meeting guys only to find out at the end of a session, they run away without paying up. Yes, I'm an FL (pun: FiliaLunae XD), so I rather do and read up on the guys that I'm gonna meet up with.

No creeping out people intended XD

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

Originally Posted by Veraccocha

maninsinsha, do enlighten me on how I am supposed to walk the walk on a forum? Please tell me.

Photos? you'll claim I googled them.
Video? Youtube

Me not looking for women on SBF? Well in my defence I am here only to look for certain sexual delicacies. Common sex is not hard to find in this country. A good 3some or women capable of deepthroating are a bit harder in bars but easier to find online. Hence my presence here... that and the comedy value.

Anyway, even if you find a way for me to show you that beside talking the talk I can also do the walk, I doubt I would put in the effort to do so. Because let's be honest I couldn't care less.

Nevertheless, Im still a bit creeped out by you.

And FiliaLunae, I assure you that I am not the TS. If I would be, why would I tell him that those 4 criteria for being an expert are not so ridiculous as a requirement.

Hey Where-la-Ku-Ku-Jiao,

You might not be the TS.

Yeah, yeah, not looking for women on SBF but only looking for certain sexual delicacies involving women like "women for deepthroat"

http://thesbf.shop/showthread....17#post5763417

Deepthroat and whatever sexual delicacies are not hard to find in Orchard Tower for your kind if you are willing to pay for it.

The keyword: Money Talks Bullshit Walks No Money No Honey

[maninsinsha]

Originally Posted by Veraccocha

maninsinsha, do enlighten me on how I am supposed to walk the walk on a forum? Please tell me.

Photos? you'll claim I googled them.
Video? Youtube

Me not looking for women on SBF? Well in my defence I am here only to look for certain sexual delicacies. Common sex is not hard to find in this country. A good 3some or women capable of deepthroating are a bit harder in bars but easier to find online. Hence my presence here... that and the comedy value.

Anyway, even if you find a way for me to show you that beside talking the talk I can also do the walk, I doubt I would put in the effort to do so. Because let's be honest I couldn't care less.

Nevertheless, Im still a bit creeped out by you.

And FiliaLunae, I assure you that I am not the TS. If I would be, why would I tell him that those 4 criteria for being an expert are not so ridiculous as a requirement.

Honestly, I don't give a hoot about what you do in SBF or whatever kind of sexual delicacies you seek. If you want to post something, be consistent. Your contradicting postings in this forum will ultimately come back to you.

Be careful, be very careful... When Sherine comes knocking on your door, you will truly know the meaning of "creeping out".. Or perhaps she might be the ultimate one fulfilling your sexual delicacies...

[DAdults]

Originally Posted by maninsinsha

Be careful, be very careful... When Sherine comes knocking on your door, you will truly know the meaning of "creeping out".. Or perhaps she might be the ultimate one fulfilling your sexual delicacies...

Lol! I do not know what this Sherine has done. But it seems everyone is using this name in the same wavelength as bogeyman and monsters used by parents to scare kids to sleep... =\

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

Originally Posted by DAdults

Lol! I do not know what this Sherine has done. But it seems everyone is using this name in the same wavelength as bogeyman and monsters used by parents to scare kids to sleep... =\

From what I understand "IT" ain't urban legend.

"IT" ALIVE!!

[DAdults]

Originally Posted by Ichigo_Kurosaki

From what I understand "IT" ain't urban legend.

"IT" ALIVE!!

I suspected... Now I know... Didn't know "IT" by the other name though... Last I recall about "IT" was that the unfortunate guy still suffers from the occasional shivering upon recalling "IT".

Bro IK, "IT" is not urban legend. But the terrifying prowess... Well, let's just say it would be an unforgettable experience...

Right, I better not digress. TS, good luck to you on finding clients for your services. And should you desire an unforgettable experience... Well... You know where to look... (Even though "IT" is known to be selective...)

[jasdude]

Originally Posted by Veraccocha

maninsinsha, do enlighten me on how I am supposed to walk the walk on a forum? Please tell me.

Photos? you'll claim I googled them.
Video? Youtube

Me not looking for women on SBF? Well in my defence I am here only to look for certain sexual delicacies. Common sex is not hard to find in this country. A good 3some or women capable of deepthroating are a bit harder in bars but easier to find online. Hence my presence here... that and the comedy value.

Anyway, even if you find a way for me to show you that beside talking the talk I can also do the walk, I doubt I would put in the effort to do so. Because let's be honest I couldn't care less.

Nevertheless, Im still a bit creeped out by you.

And FiliaLunae, I assure you that I am not the TS. If I would be, why would I tell him that those 4 criteria for being an expert are not so ridiculous as a requirement.

Whatever you post is like your online credentials . For etc some cockanathan pranksters pretend to be a gal in one post in certain threads while ask for gal FB in the other . IT is also a influencing factor if you are asking for contacts .

In your case , all will sure look at your previous post to see how Justifiable is your claims because you are considered a NEWBIE still in sbf and HIGHLY you may be just a BIG HOAX !

[Penislol]

UPzzz...any girls interested?