Sexcapades in Shenzhen - Page 28

airbrush · #**406** 06-06-2005, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by banana

to make ur self more inpressive, tell funky jokes and talk like stephen chow also score big time.

example, wah! so hot! ask ur boss to turn on air con, else u will have to take off underwear to cool off.

brother banana..this is good example....thanks for the tips...and still waiting for more tips...from Div A....

banana · #**407** 06-06-2005, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by machoman

However, as they say: " no money, no honey"... so how to go? Also, another problem is the time constraint...too busy with things in Sg. Sigh.............

remember the Chan Bros advertsiment, "life will never be the same". either u come over and make ur life never be the same or stay at home pcc.

so stop giving urself excuse. if not every month u send over SGD$100 i open an account for u. in no time u will be enjoying china. dont tell me u $100 also dont have.

banana · #**408** 06-06-2005, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Ronaldo

There is always a start mah.. and my good friend's mother say.. "Everything must try once.. but if not confirmed can try again and again and again...."

For a start you can whistle at the waitress or cleaning aunty.. high hit rate... hahahaa.. hor stano hor?

hahaha..

i hate mondays.

i love monday. happy happy monday.

one more tip over here is practice practice practice. i started off making mistakes but perfecting it. as i move along i know wat works wat dont works. basically, is know their culture and add life into it. give them domestic support and they will return u ur kindness.

one more tip, share ur knowledge with them. like i travel to USA to... i go to taiwan for... bla bla bla. ask them make passport and u bring them tour the world if can. or tell them something the know in details. but not so details that will bored them.

Ronaldo · #**409** 06-06-2005, 11:08 AM

OK .... this is a Hijack... All passengers remain calm....
We are having a party in CP this weekend...
Please visit the CP thread for more information...

Hijack completed....

airbrush · #**410** 06-06-2005, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by banana

remember the Chan Bros advertsiment, "life will never be the same". either u come over and make ur life never be the same or stay at home pcc.

so stop giving urself excuse. if not every month u send over SGD$100 i open an account for u. in no time u will be enjoying china. dont tell me u $100 also dont have.

machoman....what brother banana says is real....even if you have no money there you pcc there is also not the same...

banana · #**411** 06-06-2005, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by airbrush

machoman....what brother banana says is real....even if you have no money there you pcc there is also not the same...

hear that u machoprick? stop masturbating in sg. here pcc also different experience.

somebody recommended me "kong zhong fei ren" no time to try yet. heard also got 3some version.

machoman · #**412** 06-06-2005, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by banana

remember the Chan Bros advertsiment, "life will never be the same". either u come over and make ur life never be the same or stay at home pcc.

so stop giving urself excuse. if not every month u send over SGD$100 i open an account for u. in no time u will be enjoying china. dont tell me u $100 also dont have.

Ok... ok... ok!!! My good buddy, airbrush, also is persauding me to visit SZ with him.

Will try to go as soon as $ & time permits.

In the meantime, all you guys in mm land, happy bonking!!!

airbrush · #**413** 06-06-2005, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by banana

i love monday. happy happy monday.

..brother to get girls is one thing...to remove girls is another thing...what happen a girl die die want to stick with you...how to delete, please share any of your experiences....

banana · #**414** 06-06-2005, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by airbrush

..brother to get girls is one thing...to remove girls is another thing...what happen a girl die die want to stick with you...how to delete, please share any of your experiences....

huh!

good qns. based on my survey:
1. they will usually dump u first. 50%
2. girl die for u 5%
3. u can keep them as spare tires (mistress) just give them 100-200rmb as and when u song. 35%
4. stick to u like super glue. better still u can eat soft rice. 10%

tips to get out of the game:
1. say no money liao, they will stick w u for a while and gradually relocate to another man's arm

2. act like u out of job. be a lazy bump and ask money from them. if they give u then u are in luck.

3. if u are staying at her place. not to worry, she will kick u out.

rem u r in china. we men are like disposable tempon when u say u no money.

machoman · #**415** 06-06-2005, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by airbrush

..brother to get girls is one thing...to remove girls is another thing...what happen a girl die die want to stick with you...how to delete, please share any of your experiences....

Ah... fatal attraction... when you sleep, make sure you lock up your didi or else you risk becoming a "eunuch"!!!

banana · #**416** 06-06-2005, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by machoman

Ah... fatal attraction... when you sleep, make sure you lock up your didi or else you risk becoming a "eunuch"!!!

also possible such case. rem if u fool around with other gals, dont get caught.

this is the rule in china. all gals understand men fool around and they accept it. make sure u lie smartly and convincable. even if they know, they will not probe further but act blur. make sure u dont fcuk another gal in front of her or hurt her pride by saying ur friend give me more orgasm than u or such.

banana · #**417** 06-06-2005, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Ronaldo

Can i like wrap my RM1 with the RMB100 bills to make it look like a huge stack? Like girls stuffing tissue into their bras.. whahahaha...

why not u photocopy 100rmb and bring some over?

i have seen lot of fake rmb here.

airbrush · #**418** 06-06-2005, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by machoman

Ah... fatal attraction... when you sleep, make sure you lock up your didi or else you risk becoming a "eunuch"!!!

I read an article not long ago in BKK, the girl know that you want to dump her she prepare a very nice meal for you, and you fall asleep...cut you didi and preserved for their future use...in this case how to lock didi....

banana · #**419** 06-06-2005, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by airbrush

I read an article not long ago in BKK, the girl know that you want to dump her she prepare a very nice meal for you, and you fall asleep...cut you didi and preserved for their future use...in this case how to lock didi....

u another one! stay at home and pcc.

airbrush · #**420** 06-06-2005, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by banana

this is the rule in china. all gals understand men fool around and they accept it. make sure u lie smartly and convincable. even if they know, they will not probe further but act blur. make sure u dont fcuk another gal in front of her or hurt her pride by saying ur friend give me more orgasm than u or such.

Monday is a happy day....learn many things from brothers here....yes girls are very sensitive....especially their pride...