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Old 13-07-2012, 03:30 PM
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Re: A Relationship With 2 Spinster Sisters

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Thank you so much for your patience. It's been a hectic week and schedule and I only found time to pen this chapter only just.

I'd like to thank all those who've posted while I was away and especially to Bro Songest for his efforts in compiling the songs that I've mentioned in the narrative. What can I say Bro, you da man!!

Chapter 41 – “If you see me walking by, and the tears are in my eyes, look away…..”

“Hello, Chan?” It was Devi calling. “Ya, why Devi?” I asked, sensing the anxiety in her voice. “Nirmala’s teacher just called me to say that she’s vomited and not feeling well. Asked me whether I’d like to take her home or to let her rest in school”, she told me. “What happened? Better bring her to see the doctor. Does she have a fever?” I asked, out of concern for the little one. “I don’t know. I’m going to the school now…..” Devi said. “It’s ok, we can always meet another day…..” I told her, thinking that maybe she wanted to postpone our lunch.

“No! I want to see you today, please…..” she insisted. “That’s why I’m calling you now. To tell you that I won’t have time to cook lunch. Can you buy something up to my place? I’m bringing Mala back to my mother’s house first…..” she said. “You mean you still want me to come by your place for lunch?” I asked, somewhat disapprovingly. “Yes…..” she said softly, adding. “I should be back by 1.00”. “So, what would you like me to get for lunch?” I asked. “Anything. Anything will do for me. But please, I want to see you later…..” she murmured anxiously. “Er, ok then…..” I answered her and hung up. Looking at the time, it was 10.40 then. I suddenly remembered that I didn’t have her address and texted her for it.

I was beginning to feel a little strange. I mean, I couldn’t tell, just by judging from her tone of voice, whether she’s hungry for sex, or was it for some other reasons that she wanted so badly for me to go to her place? “Hell, she’s a policewoman, for fuck’s sake…..” I chided myself mentally, attempting to placate my worry somewhat. “Ya, policewoman so? Policewoman not human ah?” my inner voice pricked. “Ya! She’s human, and horny too!.....” the devil in me prodded, replaying last night’s erotic scene in my mind as my bro then began stirring at the flashbacks. “Fuck! Wait she psycho, go there I kena killed, then how?” I asked myself, getting even more apprehensive at the gruesome thoughts this time. I looked towards my inner voice but he thumbed his nose at me and turned his head. Turning to the devil in me, he had that “hopelessly lost” look in his eyes and just shrugged his shoulders, half stretching his arms out with his palms facing upwards.

Deciding then to take the risk, I stopped by a Japanese restaurant and bought two takeaway bento lunch boxes with additional sashimi. My inner voice was surprisingly silent as I drove while the bloody devil in me was prancing around excitedly in anticipation. “Welcome to the Hotel California…..” the classic Eagles song was playing on the radio. I found myself singing along but froze suddenly when I heard Don Henly telling me, “You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave…..” My inner voice smirked, on hearing that…..

As I turned into the car park of Devi’s block, my mobile rang. I thought then, that it could be Devi calling to say that she had not gotten home yet and wanted me to wait awhile. Quickly turning into an empty lot, I took the phone out of my pocket and saw that it was Amy calling. “Ya Amy?” I answered. “Chan?” Amy asked, her voice shaking and in a whisper. “Ya. Why are you whispering?” I asked. “Where are you?” Amy asked, sounding scared. “Er, outside. Why? I’m meeting a friend for lunch. Why your voice sound like that?” I asked, with a feeling that something’s not right. “He, he…..” Amy stammered. “He who? Lim ah?” I asked quickly. “Ya…..” Amy answered, almost crying. “Why? Tell me! What happened?” I half shouted into the phone. “He’s outside my house now…..” Amy said, trying to speak calmly and breathing normally.
“What’s he doing outside your house? Your windows and door open? He knows you at home? Anybody at home with you? Where’s Alice and Sarah?” I shot question after question in rapid succession, as I sat rooted to my seat, engine still running. “I don’t know if he know I at home or not. Nobody at home now, I’m alone. Alice and Sarah bring my mother to medical appointment. Just now I hear footsteps outside and then suddenly he knock on my door very hard, shout out my name somemore. Call me open the door. Lucky my windows and door close…..” she related to me as calmly as she could. “Don’t open your window or door!” I told her firmly. “I come over now…..” I said. “No!” she stopped me. “He now kee siao, wait he see you donno how he will act…..” she interrupted and started sobbing. “Call the police…..” I told her. How ironic can this be? Here I am, about to meet a policewoman, and there I was, asking Amy to call the police for help…..”I scared wait he kick and break the door…..” she sobbed. “Is the door locked?” I asked. “Only the chain. Door not locked” she revealed. “Ok, walk quietly to the door and lock it now!” I ordered her. “Don’t answer him no matter how he call, shout or bang the door…..” I added. “If he continue to kee siao, your neighbours or someone sure will call the police one…..” I said, as beads of perspiration started forming on my forehead, even though the aircon was blowing directly at me.

“I’m very scared…..” Amy sobbed. “Don’t be scared ok? I’m on the line with you…..” I tried comforting her as thought after thought raced through my head then. “Should I go to her place now? If I do, then what? Fight with Lim? Or do I call the police and ask for help first? But would Amy want the publicity and attention then? Or do I just go up to Devi’s place and pretend that nothing’s happened?” My inner voice was obviously having the upper hand in tormenting me…..

I could hear Lim’s voice in the background, shouting and begging for Amy to open the door, banging on it repeatedly as I stayed on the line with her. I couldn’t make out what he was saying but I figured that he wants her to go back to him. I suddenly heard my name being mentioned and I froze in my seat…..

“He say my name is it?” I asked Amy getting concerned. “Ya” she replied. “What he say?.....”. “Ssh…..!” she cut me off midway. I kept quiet so as to let her hear what Lim was shouting about. “He again ask why I want you and not him?” Amy related to me. “He ask why I love you and not him? Say you richer than him that’s why I want you. Then he say he want to talk to you…..” That last sentence made me cringe in my seat…..“Talk to me about what?” I asked Amy. “Don’t know him lah. He siao already. Anything also can say…..” she said. “Ya, anything also can do…..” I chipped in, fearing that he might just jump off the flat from the corridor. “Then how??” Amy asked anxiously.

Just then I could hear voices in the background, coming from the corridor but I couldn’t hear what was happening. “What’s happening?” I asked Amy urgently. “Donch know. I think outside got people. Donno whether police or not but I got hear people talking to him”. Lim apparently had stopped banging on the door and shouting then. “I call you back…..” she said and just cut off the line.

I remained in the car for another ten minutes or so waiting for Amy to call. She didn’t call but texted me to say that some neighbours approached him and told him that nobody was home, asking him to leave before they called the police. She added that she heard his footsteps walking away but dared not to open the windows or door to check. I replied asking her to text her sister and inform her of what had happened and also to keep a lookout for Lim just in case he’s waiting at the void deck. Better still, to come back later or go someplace else first. I even thought of driving to her place to check but decided against it.

It was already 1.40pm when I pressed the doorbell to Devi’s flat, holding the bento boxes and sashimi…..

Next – “Don’t worry baby, everything will turn out alright…..”
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Old 13-07-2012, 03:50 PM
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Re: A Relationship With 2 Spinster Sisters

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I salute you man...thinking of becoming a script writer???
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ah chan ah chan...you are back finally and I always love your story plot...sipek kin cheong......

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Re: A Relationship With 2 Spinster Sisters

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Re: A Relationship With 2 Spinster Sisters

Catch up on songs from narratives on Pg 20-24.


Carole King - You've got a friend



Queen - Play the game



REO Speedwagon - Can't fight this feeling anymore



England Dan & John Ford Coley - It’s sad to belong
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Old 15-07-2012, 11:01 AM
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Whoa, Tks Bro Songest for the fantastic job!!

Chapter 42 – “Don’t worry baby, everything will turn out alright…..”

Part 1

“Chan! Come in!” a chirpy and smiling Devi greeted me as she opened the door. I handed her the lunch boxes and she brought it in. “Sorry ah! Trouble you. I was supposed to cook you a nice lunch but instead you had to buy…..” she said, putting it down on the table. She was wearing a bluish cotton housedress with cartoon prints and was also braless, as her tits were protruding so obviously through the material. “Make yourself at home ya!” she told me as I sat myself down on the sofa while she went into the kitchen.

“ So, how’s your girl?” I asked. “Oh, nothing serious. Probably a bad stomach, that’s all…..” she replied nonchalantly, “She’s fine now, at my mother’s…..” she added. “Oh ok, that’s good, as long as there's nothing wrong with her.....” I replied.

She kept her house clean and tidy. Though small, it was free of clutter and not extravagantly furnished. A cushioned fabric sofa and a single seater plus a rectangular glass coffeetable sat in the hall, accompanied by a 32-inch flat screen TV with an altar opposite. A wooden kitchen table with four chairs, fridge and a small washing machine took up the kitchen space. Since her daughter only comes back during the weekends, she finds the area just nice for the both of them.

“Come, have a drink…..” Devi said as she bent over to place a glass of coke on the coffeetable. The top of her housecoat fell open and for that split second, I was treated to a pair of hanging breasts, jiggling with hardened nipples that were begging to be cupped. I felt an immediate reaction from my bro then.

“Nice place you got here,” I said as I got up to look around, depriving my bro of that special treat. He grumbled and showed his displeasure by quickly going back to sleep. “Ya, small but comfortable since there’s only two of us”, Devi replied as she walked behind me. “This is the master bedroom…..” she pointed out as I stood at the doorway. “Go in. Have a look. No need to be shy…..” she prodded. Her room seemed comfortably furnished - a double bed, with a window unit aircon and a 21-inch TV on the dresser. “I usually watch TV in the room when I’m at home alone…..” she said noticing me looking at the TV. “Oh!” I remarked. “This is Mala’s room…..” she pointed to the other room. It was a child’s room alright – with all the décor and trappings for a little girl, cartoon characters and drawings stuck on the walls and wardrobe. She had her own single bed with a study table in there as well.

“Come, let’s eat. You must be hungry by now…..” Devi said, walking to the kitchen and removing the bento boxes from the plastic carrier bag while I followed closely behind her. “Oh! Japanese food!” she exclaimed. “I didn’t know what else to buy and I also felt like eating Japanese food…..” I replied. “Oishi!” she exclaimed, cheekily bowing like a Japanese and grinning widely.

I stood very close behind her as she turned to place the boxes on the table and when she turned round, she bumped straight into me, causing her to jump in shock while her breasts brushed against me. I had planned, on purpose, for that to happen. “Sorry…..” I said, as my hands held on to her hips. She immediately lifted her hands and wrapped them around my neck, pulling my head down towards hers and our lips were introduced for the second time…..

She was kissing me passionately, offering her tongue to me and sucking on mine as well. My hands quickly moved up to the front of her breasts, cupping and squeezing them both at the same time, while my thumbs flicked at her nipples causing her to shudder and gasp. Her hands were still wrapped round my neck and head, pulling it urgently against hers. My right hand then moved down the left side of her body, rubbing against the cotton material of her housecoat. She apparently felt ticklish at that as she quivered and giggled softly at the same time.

Cupping her pussy, I realised that she wasn’t wearing any panties either. Her juices were already starting to flow and I could feel the wetness seeping through her housecoat. Still kissing her, I began to rub on her clit with my middle finger, and also pushing it slightly into her damp love nest. Her legs wobbled upon the contact and she quickly pushed me away. Turning quickly to move the bento boxes and sashimi aside, she rested her butt on the edge of the table and lifted her housecoat, exposing a dark and hairy patch between her legs. She stood with her legs apart and pushed my shoulders down, making me squat in front of her.

Using both her thumbs and forefingers, she spread her pussy lips apart, revealing the pinkish flesh of her vagina, already moist with her juices. With the sunlight filtering in from the kitchen window, her pinkish pussy was in great contrast to the thick black pubic hair covering it. Thrusting her hips slightly towards my face, she was beckoning me to lick her. I stuck out my tongue and flicked it once over her clit and she gasped out loud. “Oh! Oh, lick me! Please, suck my pussy hard…..” she begged. Obliging her, I covered her pussy with my mouth and started sucking on it, tongue fucking her along the way. There was a pungent smell and taste of dried urine mixed with her juices but that only served to heighten the sexual and arousal instincts in me…..

She grabbed my head tightly as she grinded her hips to my face, urging me to suck her pussy as hard as I can, while groaning in her native language which I couldn’t understand. “Ahh…..yes, suck, suck. Suck mama hard…..” was only what I could make out amid the hissing sounds she was making. I peeped at her and saw her squeezing her own breasts, head thrown back with eyes closed, and licking her own lips. “I’m cumming, I’m cumming. Don’t stop! Harder! Faster…..” she cried as she wriggled her hips desperately while I tried to keep the momentum of licking and sucking her pulsating pussy. “Argh! I’m cumming, I'm cumming…..” she yelled as she pulled at my hair and crushed her pussy hard into my face, jerking and wriggling her hips, and suffocating me in the process. As my nostrils were pressed tightly against her coarse pubic hair, I had to breathe through my mouth and it was a good thing that I didn’t black out then…..

I tried to stand up and nearly keeled over as my legs had gone numb by then. Grabbing hold of my arm instinctively, she pulled a chair for me to sit on. Still gasping for breath, she pulled some tissue and wiped my face for me, looking sheepish as her pussy juices dampened my nostrils, cheeks and mouth.
“Wow, I didn’t know you could…..” Devi muttered as she sat down and wiped her pussy with tissue in front of me. “Could what?” I asked. “Huh? Oh nothing…..” she replied, looking somewhat embarrassed. “No, tell me. You didn’t know I could what?” I asked again, curious at what she wanted to say. “I didn’t know you could lick a pussy so well…..” she replied, blushing slightly. “You mean no one has ever done that to you before?” curious, I asked and watching her as she pulled out more tissue to wipe her exposed pussy. Shaking her head, she replied, “No. No one has ever made me cum while licking my pussy…..” getting up and going into the kitchen toilet.

Feeling the urge to pee, I went in to the toilet in her room. While washing my hands, I happened to notice a familiar object partially hidden behind the toothpaste holder. Taking a close look, I then realised that it was a vibrator. Picking it up, I took a close look at it. Hmm, seemed new to me. Looking for the switch, I turned it on and it produced a gentle vibration with a whirring sound. There was another switch by the side and when I pressed on it, the tip of the vibrator started twisting and turning while the vibration became stronger. Curious, I then brought it to my nostrils and sniffed at it, wondering if there was that pungent and musky scent of a pussy. It smelt fresh, of soap with a tinge of dettol. I quickly switched it off, placing it back where I found it and went back out to the kitchen.

Devi was already sitting at the kitchen table when I came out. “Er, sorry ah, I use your room toilet. Can’t tahan already lah, high tide, need to pee…..” I said to her as I sat down. “No problem! As long as you aim properly ah!” she grinned and passed me a pair of chopsticks and a packet of soya sauce. “Why must she say the word aim?” I asked myself, wondering if she was authorised to keep a gun at home. “Definitely must be the police instinct in her…..” I concluded, shuddering at the thought of possibly being handcuffed to her bed later with the vibrator jammed up my ass.....

The devil in me appeared suddenly at the back of my mind. Dressed in a cowboy outfit with a cigar dangling from the side of his toothless mouth, he was standing with legs astride, in a position as if ready to draw the two guns at his side, as music from “The Good, The Bad and The Ugly” was playing in the background.....

Part 2 next.....
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Songs in narratives on Pg 26 and updated to the latest narrative

Chicago - Look Away



Eagles - Hotel California



Beach Boys - Don’t worry baby



The Good, The Bad and The Ugly Theme Song - a great
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Bro Songest, I must compliment that your selection of songs is so appropriate and absolutely spot on.....well done!!

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Chan...my beer got gold fish liao!
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Devi was already sitting at the kitchen table when I came out.“Er, sorry ah, I use your room toilet. Can’t tahan already lah, high tide, need to pee…..” I said to her as I sat down.

“No problem! As long as you aim properly ah!”she grinned and passed me a pair of chopsticks and a packet of soya sauce. “Why must she say the word aim?” I asked myself, wondering if she was authorised to keep a gun at home.
Wonder what would happened if you didn't AIM properly... Would she "Punish" you?
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