Sexcapades in Shenzhen - SSHHA Exclusive Club - <Matured Audience Only> -

[Sperminator]

It have come to my attention that some of the bros only speak English!

So, this is for the bros who want to experience Shenzhen, but know shit about chinese... here you go!

Quote:
Originally Posted by largebanana
1 Which is the best way to get to HK
2 What hotel to check in (reasonable prices, good clean)
3 What places to Eat, drink and hang out.
4 Places to Monger (nearby to hotel)

As per requested by brother largebanana,

here would be my advise for ENGLISH SPEAKING members.

2 days guide to tour around Shenzhen all by yourself, with all the sex that you want... but remember, if possible, go with a friend or guide that you can trust, don't go to unfamiliar places alone, it can be dangerous.

As I am a chinese myself, and I do look like one of the locals there, I do speak fluent mandarin (with faked local accent), so, I could move around freely alone.

Here are my recommendations;

DAY 0

Preparation:

It's preferrable if you bring your own condoms from Hong Kong, as sometimes the condoms in China could be fake, and very low quality, you don't want to get any freebies STDs when your condom break yeah

For 2 days tour, I highly recommend that YOU DO NOT bring ALOT OF VALUEABLES. Actually about RMB 1500 would do fine for two days.... this would be a budget for food, accomodations, sex, and drinks... NO DRUGS for your own safety, as if you get high, you'll either be robbed or killed!

Recommended kits for your travel:

1. 2 to 3 packs of condoms
2. RMB 1500 CASH (NEVER COUNT YOUR CASH IN PUBLIC!!!)
3. Wallet NOT at the BACK POCKET, but at YOUR FRONT POCKET.
4. HANDPHONE HIDDEN for your communications
5. DRESS DOWN! don't dress like a rich guy! you're already obvious, dress as bad as you can, meaning to say, T-Shirt and Jeans will do fine.
6. No need to bring cameras, mine was stolen!!!
7. DO NOT BRING A BAG... just have a jeans or pants with many pockets.
8. Your Mastercard and Visa, and any other major credit card like Plus, Maestro, Cirrus etc will work in all CHINA BANK ATM! so this backup plan, you must really hide your credit card safe safe safe. [YOU CAN FIND China Bank ATM in ALL Metro Stations! talk about convenience, but curious on looker will look at you withdrawing cash, cover your codes!]
9. No need to wear a watch.

Best days to come to Shenzhen:

Mondays till Thursdays (Crowd is the lowest!)

Worst days to come to Shenzhen:

Fridays till Sundays (Hong Kong Crowd storming shenzhen, which means all the facilities are fully utilized, and you don't have many choices, you end up having 3rd grade quality girls...)

Movement to Shenzhen:

i. Take Hong Kong's KCR Train to Luo Wu Station.
ii. Make sure your nationality have visas allowing you to go into shenzhen, some countries like SG doesn't need visa, just a 14 days social visit granted automatically, make sure you got your visa done, else, a waste of your time and effort.
iii. Foreigners, (other than Hong Kong, Macau, Local Chinese), are entitled to buy booze and cigarettes 200 sticks into shenzhen... you can buy your booze and cigarettes at the HONG KONG duty free side... don't get duty free goods at the Shenzhen side, as i've tried the quality of cigarettes, it sucked.

Once you're at the Luo Wu customs, you can change your HKD to RMB, but let me assure you, it's not necessary.

anyways, the rates is about HKD 1 = RMB1.05, no big deal. But if you want to change your cash to RMB, then, there are alot of small convenient stalls, selling can drinks tidbits, batteries, condoms, etc... but their main business is money changing, going at HKD 1 = RMB 1.052 it depends on daily rates.

If you're there in day time, I highly recommend you go at day time to orientate, don't go at night, because you REALLY NEED TO ORIENTATE, else you'll be fucking lost, and no one will help you.

DAY 1: Welcome to Shenzhen, orientation plan.

now you have your money, your libido is strong, and you're looking for fun.

WARNING: THERE are alot of beggers in Shenzhen, I SUGGEST YOU IGNORE THEM!!! DON't GIVE THEM ANY RMB!!! TRUST ME ON THiS!!!

WARNING: THERE are alot of PICKPOCKETs in Shenzhen, be on guard always!

1st objective: Shopping Paradise of Shenzhen, DONG MEN, East Gate translated.

Take the local Metro at the Luo Wu Customs, it'll only cost you RMB 2 to travel from Luo Wu Metro Station to Lao Jie (Old Street translated) Station.

You can have a good time shopping for any items that you need there!

Move around there! get all the DVDs you want, it's going at RMB 5 per piece!

And remember to NEGOTIATE your wares, not the DVDs it's cheapest already, I'm talking about T-Shirts, Bags, Watches etc... don't be conned, but if you're not ready to buy, then shop around, get yourself orientated to Shenzhen!!!

2nd objective: Hungry? At Dong Men, there is KFC, McDonalds, Pizza Hut, local dishes, all going at good rates... so, don't try ROAD Side dishes unless you have a good stomach... Foreigners are known to have a non-tolerant stomach, I remembered having a 1 week diarreah for eating a road side store dish.... fuck!

3rd objective: Horny??? when you're all filled up, you've seen Dong Men, and you've seen some hot chick... your libido is strong, and your dick is feeling the itch...

There is a few plans to execute, but since it's a 2 days stay, then I suggest you stay in Luo Wu throughout for safety and easy nagivation. Do bring a MAP for your own sake. Luo Wu is not that big...

There are BaberShops that offer sex services... but I am not too sure that they entertain White Men...

You can try to go to this village by WALKING about 15 minutes to 20 minutes from Dong Men, by asking this:

Xiang Xi Chun (Hanyu Pinyin chinese pronouciation), Siang She Chun try pronouncing this.

People will direct you there, it's easy!

But if you really want to go there by Taxi,

Print these wordings out:

请带我去向西村
Qing Dai Wo Qu Xiang Xi Chun
(meaning to say, please bring me to Xiang Xi Cun)

When you're there, move around...

get yourself familiarized.

and enter the back alleys of the colourful facades of the Massage Palours (note the massage palours in this area does not have any Hanky Panky Services)

You should be able to find Babershops...

if you see the babershops without haircuts, then binggo... you've hit the jackpot....

Xiang Xi Cun is safe, and usually targetted for Horny Hong Kongers... and for me too, haha...

the fair price for a quickie there is RMB 150 within 1 hour.

it's all body language, point and smile at the girl you want, but some girls reject white or black men... so, don't get upset...

you just have to pay the mamasan RMB 150 or HKD 150 if you haven't change your dough...

then they will bring you up to a small room, with bedrooms...

SOP, have fun...

and if that wasn't enough, you could go out and buy some RED BULL to cure your horniness, and libido... and go for round two... hehehe

and when you're fucking tired...

Ask for this place!!!

请带我去皇室假期
Qing Dai Wo Qu Huang Shi Jia Qi
(please bring me to queen spa and dining)

if you are at xiang xi chun location, it'll only be 5 MINUTES WALK!!!

that place you can treat it as a hotel...

it comes with 2 hours of real massage and excellent services!!! it's a '6' star massage palour (NO HANKY PANKY!)

YOU CAN SLEEP THERE OVERNIGHT!! in fact you can stay there for 24 hours!

Unlimited fruits, and for your pleasure, there are ENGLISH SPEAKING service people to help you! Damage for this place is only less than RMB 200

Now it's morning...

Day 2: Touring Deeper to Shenzhen.

By now, you can choose to go to Jusco BBS or nearby Massage Palour to take a look.

You can choose to walk to the Metro Station called GUO MAO.

Follow this road west ward, Jia Bin Road.

If you're at queen spa and dining's entrance, face out wards, as if you're going out of queen spa.

the road in front is called Xiang Xi Road, turn left, and walk and meet a T intersection, the road heading westerly is called Jia bin road...

just follow it until you find KING GLORY Plaza... there are alot of nice discotech there, I suggest you explore that place!!!

Then go to GUO MAO Metro, and take to Ke Xue Guan Metro, it'll only cost you RMB 2!!! CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP!

Goto Jusco Shopping Mall, when you arrive Ke Xue Guan Metro.

And explore this location.

Southwards of Jusco Shopping Centre have 2 lanes of BBS, explore in the day time!!!

And South-East of Jusco Shopping Centre have the following Hanky Panky Massage Palours (they are opened 24 hours!!!)

1. Hui Feng MP
2. Chicago MP
3. Victoria MP

The girl's quality is ranging from C to B-, don't expect B+ or A quality there.

damage for MPs there is RMB 110 for a good room, for 2 hours, and RMB 300 for FJ, and if you want only HJ, then it's RMB 100.

Damage for BBS in Jusco shopping centre is market price, RMB 150.

So, there you have it!

a complete tour guide for you to move into shenzhen all by yourself!

let's calculate the damage for this 2 day tour!

i.Travel from HK to SZ = HKD 50 (example)
ii. Goto Dong Men = RMB 2
iii. Shopping at Dong Men = RMB (X Variable)
iv. Food at Dong Men = RMB 50 or less
v. Goto Xiang Xi Chun = Free or Taxi at RMB 12.50
vi. Have bonks at Xiang Xi Chun = if 2 bonks = RMB 300
vii. Stay at Queen Spa and Dining = RMB 200
viii. Goto King Glory Plaza = Free
ix. Goto Jusco = RMB 2
x. Breakfast at Jusco = RMB 50, Lunch RMB 50, Dinner RMB 50
xi. Bonks at Jusco MPs = RMB 410 per 2 hour bonk or 2 bonks at RMB 300 in the Jusco BBS

Thus, the maximum damage for 2 days tour is only = RMB 1200 !!!

Isn't it a good deal hahaha... and if you really need help, PM me.

[oakleyeug]

Originally Posted by Sperminator

Dear Oakley my friend,

It is bad news, but anyways, life still goes on! hahah

I'll like to meet up with you when I am back... call you when I arrive SZ!

When will you be back? I am looking forward to meeting you... I think it is time we both sit down and have another talk, I think this time round we will excute what we say.

Really will miss you back here in China, but I say but if you are most willingly to try then to hell with the boss mate. You have came to bloody China for surviual and in the end you have found out it is more like a paradise than a shit hole. Your boss does not pay for your adventure or your willingness to try either so to hell with him. Call me when you get back k?

Regards,
Oak

[relaxguy]

Wow, Sperminator, your orientation is exactly the way it is!

My office is in Guo Mao and everything is as you said, even the price! (hehe) For brothers reading this, This is the best guide to the most economical way to spend money in Shenzhen, luohu, of course I think dong guan is better, but thats for another day.

Thanks Sperminator for your tips, even helped me a little.

When are you coming back to Shenzhen?? I will be here until 14th... I pm you before, so if any brothers out there want to hang out tonight at YES or Chicago, pls pm me, I would love to meet some new Singapore friends in Shenzhen.

Thanks.


[QUOTE=Sperminator]It have come to my attention that some of the bros only speak English!

So, this is for the bros who want to experience Shenzhen, but know shit about chinese... here you go!

[Sperminator]

Originally Posted by relaxguy

When are you coming back to Shenzhen??

Originally Posted by oakleyeug

When are you coming back to Shenzhen??

For my two friends, and some lurkers who are reading this...

SHENZHEN here I come!!!

I'll should be in SZ by 5th August, Friday afternoon time, but I've got some errands to run... and some stuff to settle.

Do call me on Friday Evening... I'll be expecting your call!

In the mean time, have fun! WELCOME TO SHENZHEN.

[relaxguy]

To Sperminator and Oxkleyeng,


I am so sorry, but last minute need to go to Shanghai tomorrow night. I will be back next Thursday nite, think both of you are still around? Really wish I can be here instead...

By the way, I went to the BBS shop at Xiang Xi Chun for a real haircut and hair wash, still closed.=( hope by the time i get back, I would be able to enjoy their reappearance again =).

[Sperminator]

Dear Friends of SSHHA, Shenzhen Sammyboys, and Bros!

This is to inform you guys that I may be out of Action in the Shenzhen Scene for months to come....

Sad news indeed, but shit happens...

Sadly, I will be out of action from mid August 2005 onwards, till god knows when...

But the reason why I want to post this article is to inform fellow sammyboys living in Shenzhen to become an active contributor!

I've already seen the quality of posts provided by many many sammyboys living in Hong Kong and Shenzhen, and of course the CP groupies, these post are indeed excellent, and this "Sexcapades in Shenzhen" would not be possible with the inputs given freely by many, with the spirit to share freely and selflessly.

It is indeed my honour and pleasure to know you, those whom I've met and have made you members of the SSHHA... those who know, you know who you are

For those who are curious, and are already inside the SZ scene, I have a request...

Please contribute something, for the benefit of all, I always belief in this saying, "What goes arounds, comes around"

You may not belief what I say now, but those people that I've helped, I may never even know, maybe even not ever... but I can feel that the help given for those who needed these information will forever be grateful and be a friend...

For all you know, one day, someone will say, remember "NICKNAME" ? he was the one that advised us to "Knowledge Imparted" and because of his real information, we were "educated, saved, know where to have fun, know how to avoid problems, know etc..."

And I want to wish all brothers staying in Shenzhen a successful venture in whatever you do, may it be your business, your occupation, your bonking sessions, your entertainments,

I wish you, wealth, health and happiness, and with all the good fortune and luck to avoid detection by people that you do not want them to know...

one last note, cover your tracks, and NEVER EVER leave a trace...

look forward to see you my brothers in Shenzhen, we are band of chiongster brothers...

[lastmemory]

" days tour plan for ENGLISH SPEAKING PEOPLE ONLY "

hey bro,

that s a well written plan. it will nice to include a marked map. hahaha, yep, we never satisfy.

[Sperminator]

Originally Posted by lastmemory

" days tour plan for ENGLISH SPEAKING PEOPLE ONLY "

hey bro,

that s a well written plan. it will nice to include a marked map. hahaha, yep, we never satisfy.

For Lastmemory's request, I do know a little bit of photoshop to edit and mark any electronic map...

REQUESTING for Shenzhen MAPs links, especially with Luo Hu & Fu Tian blow ups anyone know this?

I'll do everyone a favour and mark the map accordingly and post a link for your reference.

Best regards,

Spermy.

[lastmemory]

hi spermy,

you are actually going to do that. you are so kind. so are you going to be in sz anytime soon. I will be there on 8/10 and 8/21. let me buy you a drink for your effort.

[supercockanadoo]

Very good article on bao er nai if you can read mandarin.

http://www.2umm.com/ltxxlr.asp?menui...373&LRPAGESN=1

[like2bonk]

Originally Posted by supercockanadoo

Very good article on bao er nai if you can read mandarin.

http://www.2umm.com/ltxxlr.asp?menui...373&LRPAGESN=1

Superb article. Will try to up your points.

[gincharm]

Hey bros, just FYI, Yen Da is ON, some of you may already have discovered from the many closed shutters in the usual haunts. So BE CAREFUL!

My info is that it ends on 10th Aug. But just check with brothers before venturing. Never know, this is China!

[SEXplorer]

Hi fellow samsters,

i just returned from a HK trip which includes 2 days in SZ. i should not say tat its a sexcapade but we do have a wonderful time there. i wish to thks bro sperm for the help n directions he provided me online as well as over the phone. regretfully, we didnt have the time to meet out n i hope we can catchup someday.

following is the 2 days FR which i help will prove useful for bros heading to SZ.

Day 1
Hit out to Queens Spa. Indeed a must go place. everything is new n the place is really big. once u walked into the lobby, they will give u ur locker key, no need to tell them wat package u want, that will be arrange later on at ur pleasure. do the SOP, pool, sauna, steam room, etc. after tat, wash up, head to the resting area. resting area has both smoking n non smoking. each chair is like the seat u get in the flying 1st class, with 19" LCD TV. just sit or sleep/rest all u want with free flow of fruits. there are also 2 pool table n 1 billard table for ur entertainment but they are chargeable. there is also a table tennis room and it is FOC. after u are done, just tell a waitress tat u wanna a massage n they will do the neccessary arrangement. u can pick the gals u want from a computer screen displaying ALL the gals there. no special though, however, i suspect if u can get the contact of the gals, u could arrange for something outside office hrs. one of my bros got the number but didnt follow up. at the end of the massage, u need to tip the gal from 20 to 100 RMB depend on ur mood

total dmg for 90 min massage is 228 RMB + tips ( 228RMB is the price for the most expensive massage ) there is a signboard outside the spa displaying the price list.

Night 1,
Cheong to Chicage Club at Stadium. Happening place as wat bro sperm has mentioned b4. the crowd age varies from 20 to as old as 40s. there r some pros there, but general r working crowds. u will find some angmos here n there, but they tend to have a difficult time as they cant pickup any gals without able to speak mandarin. to pick up older gals at 30+ r easy as most guys dun target them. we manage to know about 2 older ladies at 30+ and a bunch of young gals at 22+. just do ur homework, it shouldnt be too difficult.

Dmg = 1 corona x 4 = 112RMB ( 28 each )

Day/Night 2
Asked 2 gals from last night out for coffee n shopping. Age 22 n 23. didnt eat too expensively; just regular meals. didnt buy anything for them either during shopping. after dinner, decided to head to ktv with the gals. it was then we realised tat in SZ, there are no healthy karaoke like K-Box or party world; they r all the same in sz. one of the gals happen to go to ktv ( name was Rose KTV if i can remember correctly ) for company function previously n hence book a room for 4 of us. we just go sing/drink n enjoy the companionship. as for charges, we took a small medium room tat can hold up to 8pax. the minimum expense for tat room was 880RMB. we ordered a jack daniel and some snacks. at the end of the night, we were holding hands like gf/bf. guess they were good gals; they left us for home reluctantly hoping for a cinderalla story. next trip to sz will be free accomodation and action

Dmg = 1000RMB + 100 tips to waiter

Just a question to bro sperm. i saw alot of threads on how cunning sz gals are; just wondering if my description of the 2 gals fall under tat category.

[FirstTimer]

Hi bros,

I will be travelling to Shenzhen, Macau and Hong Kong from 12th Aug onward. Appreciate if anyone can enlighten me about the lobangs in Shenzhen and Macau. Thanks you in advance. Cheers....

[Sperminator]

Originally Posted by SEXplorer

Just a question to bro sperm. i saw alot of threads on how cunning sz gals are; just wondering if my description of the 2 gals fall under tat category.

Dear Bro Sexplorer,

Excellent question, not all girls are bad... but conversely, nothing is free in Shenzhen.

Just remember that what is your objective in Shenzhen. If it's just to fuck and forget, then I highly recommend that you patronize the Massage Palours (with Hanky Panky services) and Baber Shops (BBS).

Commercial sex is still the best, honestly, if you're not looking for a 2nd wife or mistresses, then why bother to spend time to develop a relationship?

Just go for the meat! Pay the price, Fuck and Forget...

I know, the girls in Shenzhen, somehow are not so nosy, not so proud... but you've got to consider the fact that some of the girls are hoping to marry out of china, get a husband, or just get a sucker boyfriend to sippon away their resources...

I won't know for sure if the girls that you meet are bad or not, because, for me, I need to know the girl for about 2 to 3 weeks before I find out their objective.

To address your question, I suggest that you ask yourself, "What do you want?"

If you're coming to SZ for Girlfriends, I can say, no problems...

but be prepared to pay for it.

If you're here hoping to get freebies... not impossible, but need more time to be in sz.

If you're just for a short term get away, then commercial sex is for you...

hope this answers your questions

good luck!