Schoolboy true adventure in the ''place of liar''

[GR888]

Originally Posted by ang076

I think he can be considered for SBF Best Newbie

I think it should be called the SBF Newcummer Award! Kekekeke!

[patcool]

Hi bros, can share with me the ctc please. Thanks

[too_hot]

Originally Posted by ang076

I think he can be considered for SBF Best Newbie Award.

I second.

Maybe next GE we nominate him as Minister of Cheonging.

[celestials84]

Originally Posted by GR888

Correction, you have posted 4 times on this thread asking for contacts.

You have just 8 posts, yet you kena zapped already for one reason or another.
There is nothing to be gained if I share any contact with you because I do not know what you are gonna do with the info...On the contrary, I'm putting these joints at risk & I will not believe any samster claiming who they are without first seeing their FRs on massage joints & their record of sharing in their posts.

This is a standard that i set across the board so it is not just directed at you, so no offence.

Dunno what happens or who zapped me for no reason/never explain.. but for I am Chinese from indonesian, is still here in Singapore, can confirm by meeting.. Currently i live with my fam on lakeside, and will be meeting another friends on orchards by thursday night.. might see you guys there..

[Demonium]

Bros ANG076, GR88 & SHIOKPLEASURE,

Protect our endangered playgrounds!!! My Hands up and Legs also up!! Full Support...!

HUAT HUAT HUAT AH!

[GR888]

Originally Posted by Demonium

Bros ANG076, GR88 & SHIOKPLEASURE,

Protect our endangered playgrounds!!! My Hands up and Legs also up!! Full Support...!

HUAT HUAT HUAT AH!

Errr.... thanks for your err... unwavering sarpork & enthusiasm. When I think of those chiobus at these places of liars, my li'l bro also up ah, not just my hands & legs!

Btw, I banged ML number 4 on my buddies' recommended list last night... a horny Hokkien Hottie!!! Also at a 'place of liars'... Posting FR tonight after dinner with girlfriend

[GR888]

Sneaked out of my office early yesterday to bang ML number 4 on my buddies’ recommended list. Luckily my Hokkien Hottiewas available because I called to book quite last minute. Made it to the “place of liars” just in time. I was quite apprehensive initially because her service appears to be rather inconsistent and erratic from the feedback received from my buddies and a couple of samsters. Anyway, the proof of the pudding is in the eating… in this case, the proof of satisfaction is in the farking, haha!… so I decided to proceed anyway.  

I had seen this Hokkien Hottie roaming at this particular joint previously. Anyway, I was out of the shower and on the verge of ending my phone call (in Hokkien) with one of my cheongster buddies when she gracefully waltzed into the room with a cup of hot tea and her barang barang. She took the cue and we started conversing in the dialect…hence her nickname. Found out later that she speaks lau hong (i.e. deflated) Canto, very rare for Malaysian Chinese girls.    

My first impression of her was in fact very positive… She was cheery, friendly and spontaneous… her looks were definitely above average to me. Very sweet looking girl… but she’s more the foxy feline type rather than the chao ah lian sort. She wore this demure heart-warming smile that just enhanced her looks… slightly above average height, very slim and fair, with tinted long hair (with some slight curls)… In short, she oozes sex appeal.  

Hokkien Hottie came up close to me, felt my shoulders and commented that I needed a massage more than a facial (just knew it!). Her close physical proximity brought her wondrous scent well within my nasal range… my senses succumbed, my mind captivated and I simply melted under her spell. Instinctively, I brought my face to her neck and just planted little kisses on her, taking in her fragrance as I spiralled into an intoxicated trance. She just lifted her head, closed her eyes and held me closer to her. A minute later, it dawned on us that we were running ahead of ourselves. We broke away abruptly, but still exchanged cheeky glances and muffled giggles.  

She noticed my hard on as I was getting on the massage bed and joked that she wasn’t aware she had so much control over men before she even started stripping. Hahaha! She was visibly amused when I kept quiet and just smiled…. completely lost for words liao… think she also noticed that I blushed until my face turned red like lobster. The massage was downright pathetic… as if I needed any more confirmation at this joint. She was teasing more than massaging, tickling more than pressing.  

But at least she is friendly and chatty, just that she tends to probe a bit too much into my life… not being able to take the hint that I was averse to discussing such topics. A little over 5 minutes into the massage, she was skirmishing and sweeping her hands and fingers sensually all over me… then started kissing me from my butt up my back, across my shoulders and then my ears, her hands fondling my family jewels through the shorts I was wearing.  

My eyes closed as I enjoyed the moment… the silence in the room broken when she whispered into my ear that she was going get the condom. As I turned and smiled at her while she headed towards the door, she said “it was just my luck to run into her” because to her, I am a “bao jiak” customer. No way she was going to pass up the chance to fark any young guy who walked into her path… told me to not to spoil her mood by asking for BM or HJ! Kena sai, made me feel like a piece of farking meat!    

Hokkien Hottie was back pretty fast… quickly unzipped her uniform as she gave me that lecherous smile. I held her hand, gesturing her to slow down… opened up her uniform and started kissing her boobies and licking her soft pinkish nipples, before bringing down my left hand to rub her pussy through her thong panties. She closed her eyes and held on to me tight, one hand across my neck to guide my oral expedition on her titties… her moans soon followed.    

She coaxed me down on my back after that, jumped onto the bed and started a marathon catbath that sent my mind into a tailspin…. reached for her boobies, tweaked and played with her soft nipples while she focussed on licking my nips. But her tongue was also sweeping all over me, right down to my knees… occasionally casting lusty glances at me, her hands busy tickling and fondling my family jewels.    

Hokkien Hottie took a quick pause as she brought her mouth to my groin area… even though I knew what was coming, the anticipation was already killing me. I was breathing hard when her tongue tickled and teased my balls, before she moved it up and down my turgid shaft… and finally all over my dickie head…combining her tongue licks & flicks in unison... over and over again until my legs were wide open, dangling off the massage bed… my mind spinning and my consciousness completely immobilized.  

She got up, threw a naughty smirk at me, reached her hand over, affectionately touching my cheek and neck… asking me rather superfluously if I enjoyed it, knowing full well I was in no state to muster any coherent response. She then took a gulp of the hot tea she brought in earlier and started the hot BBBJ therapy… combining forceful and energetic suction with sensual and adept tongue teasing… maxing out the sensation that the swirling hot tea brought on my dickie… then slowly letting the tea trickle down my groin… before taking another gulp and starting the process again. By the time she stopped to rinse her mouth, my li’l bro was beyond rock hard… I was squirming like a love-sick hamster, mumbling nonsensical stuff as though I was talking out of my arse.  

She gave me a few pecks on my face, capped me and started riding me in cowgirl… moved my hands up to play with her boobies… the farking continued in sitting position with me holding her tight. However, her eyes were closed and her face turned away as I was furiously kissing her (probably scared I french her, haha!). Her pussy was getting wet and her moans were getting more audible though.  

Moved her into standing cowgirl over the massage table… to my surprise, she lifted her skirt to fully expose her tight ass… turned her head towards me, licked her lips with eyes half closed… then placed my hand on her smooth butt cheeks, , signalling me to fondle them … really damn hard to tahan! Pumped her hard from behind… her sexy moans continuing unabated… the pleasure was mounting, especially after she took my hands and moved them across her body and boobies… I forced myself to slow down after a while. Need to get my money’s worth… cannot shoot too soon!  

Got into missionary after that, Hokkien Hottie took my dickie and plugged it into her wet pussy. She must be hoping that I shoot asap… but I was not going to let her dictate the pace nor the agenda. I hammered her slow but hard, she shrieked with ever pump I delivered into her pussy… then from nowhere, she just grabbed my face and frenched me, then begged me in between her gasps and moans to fark her harder. Threw her hands back invitingly… then I grabbed her boobies and increased the pumping frequency… she screamed as I finally unloaded into her.    

We continued to french a bit more after that, then I bent over to suckle her nipples before slowly withdrawing… she lay there for a while, showing me a tired smile. As she helped me clean up, she commented she wished every customer could give her a good fark… steam sia! What a farking slut! I gave her boobs a good squeeze and told her my friends will be queuing outside the joint to bang her if they hear her say that. Hahaha! Left the joint extremely sextified!

[GR888]

Anyway… 4 MLs down, 6 more to go! Here are my ratings for this Hokkien Hottie

Name: XXXXXX  

Origin: Malaysian Chinese  

Age: mid twenties, not more than 27 I reckon  

Looks: 7.5/10… Pretty & sweet looking… bright & seductive eyes, damn!...Nice facial bone structure, pleasant features, fair complexion and a cute twitchy nose… long hair with some slight curls and a longish fringe that gives her a damn sexy disposition. I see already confirm wanna fark her liao.  

Body: 7.5/10…Slim and slender with smooth skin, average height of about 1.65m tall, nice sexy legs and a compact & perky butt…. equally shiok to grab or do her in doggie!  

Boobs: 7.0/10… A+ cupper, so not for mammary maniacs… but soft & nice to fondle… got very tok kong & sensitive pinkish rubbery nipples… can tweak, rub, lick and suck for all you want, no complaints from her sia! I almost fainted when she took my dickie and started rubbing little head over her nipples as she gave out orgasmic moans.  

Massage: 2.0/10… Apocalyptic failure & unmitigated disaster!... in every sense of the word and measured against any benchmark. No strength, no technique, no effort… basically, no anything… except to tease and arouse.  

BBBJ: 8.5/10… Nice long catbath prelude that really set the stage for an awesome BBBJ. Plenty of cheeky licking, passionate kissing and sensual teasing of the groin before taking my dickie into her mouth… great hot tea BBBJ, took her time with it… hands seriously busy arousing me while her mouth was preoccupied blowing my manhood.  

FJ: 7.5/10… Very eager to please and obliging…. took the initiative to guide me in fondling and feeling her up in the course of the FJ… plenty of sound effects as expected, alongside the requisite horny and slutty facial expressions. Her willingness to let her body be played by me was a major plus point.  

GFE: 7.5/10… Full of smiles from the start & proactive in getting physical… in fact, she appeared more eager to touch me than the other way round…. Not surprisingly, very smooth and comfortable with the pre-action naughty sexual talk. Aside from asking me rather personal questions, I felt that she went a tad over the top in selling herself for FJ. Some subtlety would have been better in spicing up the mood. No resistance whatsoever to kissing, petting and fingering… Yet strangely, she hesitated frenching me until I banged her in missionary.  

RTF: Yes, I consider her a gem… particularly when she’s a pretty & young chick who gives a mind-blowing hot tea BBBJ and willing to be farked without reservations.  

To be honest, this Hokkien Hottie is one ML that polarises opinions amongst my cheongster buddies and a couple of trusted bros on the forum. I had gathered from earlier feedback that she can be too upfront and mechanical during their sexxion, gives only capped BJ and that her service was just passable with normal level GFE. Not too sure as to the reason behind such a disparity in service standards, so will probably have to RTF to find out.  

Anyway, this was also the reason why I was so surprised that she gave a hot tea BBBJ… not something I had expected. So for bros who are keen to try her out after getting the contact from me, do observe if she brings in the hot tea when she enters the room. If not, may want to request that she bring in the beverage when she goes out to grab the condom… provided you’re into BBBJ. It’s the same standard damage anyway.  

Btw, I saw this emaciated beanpole ML hobbling around the joint on my way out… goodness me, she looked like a life-long member of some godforsaken refugee camp!… I froze in utter horror and abject terror when she came within my line of sight…. it was as though armageddon was staring at me in the face! OK, I’m mean… sorry. Anyway, got her callsign as a safety measure. Also saw a couple of rather plain looking and generously built (i.e. fat) MLs clogging & choking up the corridors… but didn’t get a chance to find out their names though. Think I better stick to the gems I’ve tried. This is one place where adventurism may not pay any dividends.

[GR888]

Received a wave of PMs on this Hokkien Hottie... looks like got a lot of Hokkien-speaking cheongsters wor! kekeke! Clearing PMs later... paiseh ah! Stuck at management retreat today. Can't reply to messages for now, sigh!

[Boon117]

I love your stories, if only im as good at finding joints like this hahaha. Keep up the good work!

[GR888]

Originally Posted by Boon117

I love your stories, if only im as good at finding joints like this hahaha. Keep up the good work!

Thanks for the compliments & encouragement bro Boon117. Actually finding the joints is the easy part... Not difficult to get a fix on the 'lie of the land' in Singapore so to speak. After all, there are only that many joints out there.

The difficult part is coming to grips with the gems. The gems are generally well spread out across the joints. That's the good news but the bad news is that one can never rely on the recep to give you a good recommendation. If you do, then it's a bonus. But chances are, one won't be lucky everytime. From experience, the recep usually couldn't care less. If one goes in blind & leaves things to chance, then high chance one gets disappointed.

So one needs to devise and formulate a method to the madness & a strategy for success.... meaning, increasing the chances of landing gems on each visit. It's all part of maxing opportunities & risk mitigation... skills & expertise that are required in our jobs in our daily life anyway. Just have to contextualise it to the cheonging environment & bring to bear the right tactics.

The whole irony of all this is that... in order to satisfy small head, we first have to use big head in a big way.... at least that's how I see it. Hahaha! I'll leave it as that & won't go into greater detail for two reasons. One, what works for me may or will not work for others... no one-size-fits-all model applicable to everyone. Two, if you want me to elaborate further, then I'll have to start charging consultant fees at market rate! LOL!... Just kidding!

[shiokpleasure]

Originally Posted by Boon117

I love your stories, if only im as good at finding joints like this hahaha. Keep up the good work!

a lot of people find liao also don't write. what's the point right?

[GR888]

Originally Posted by shiokpleasure

a lot of people find liao also don't write. what's the point right?

They write...of course they write! When their gems disappear or go missing, they desperately post in double quick time on the 'lost & found' thread to seek info! Hahaha! But when they fark shiok shiok that time, all diam diam, never share.

I admit I was guilty of that too when I was a forum lurker last time. But I've since sought enlightenment & reached nirvana liao. Nowsaday, I'm a strong advocate of active, constructive & responsible sharing.

[Demonium]

Hi Bros,

Many greetings and here is my humble FR:

Was in place of liar and had this very nice Misty Minah serve me....

Actually while i was entering joint, Misty Minah was on her way out, saw me and gave a heart melting smile....i smiled back but did not think much about it...

Went in, paid entrance and went to room without asking for anyone. Inside not much changed since last time but no more mattress on floor so went Pom Pom and then relax...can see they do not provide shorts and robe...so use towel...

Then - knock knock and in comes Misty Minah....wow....she is sweet....nice height, figure was wonderful...she had a really sweet face with those Beyonce / Tyra Banks hairstyle, wah...shiok liao...

Opted for Facial ...so MM carries out the SOP stuff...and then....after that is done..MM start to sit on bed and slowly caress lil bro gently...

With that soft young gal voice....she gently asks: So my dear....what else would you like today?

I ask: What else is there ? She reply - HJ, BM,FJ....

She was nice....seeing i was thinking, she say: Its ok dear...take your time...dun feel obliged ok....

Then i opted FJ, she gave a gentle kiss on my cheek then went out...i was all excited and when she came back...slowly unzipping her uniform in front of me....wow...a flowery bra....i love it...so girly that it reminds me of campus days with Ex GF..haha

then ....she slowly sucks and licks on me nips...then lower..to groin...sucking on balls then with a cap BJ.....

afterthat she rode me cowgirl and i finish her off in doggie..

was short and not wild..very gentle and mild like with GF..

Honestly...for bros that like this..ok lah...i dun lor.

But i paid and move on....

Will explore again when Time & Space allows...

[Alejandro88]

Originally Posted by shiokpleasure

a lot of people find liao also don't write. what's the point right?

Bruddar shiokpleasure, not that we dun write, most of us cannot write as prose and well as Bruddar GR888 and you leh! Many of us do not knoe how to express our enjoyment. Paiseh bruddars! But kumsiah to bruddar GR888's and your awesome FR todate! Your FR always give me a super hard-on deh!