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Re: Combined KL Gathering & TCSS
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Re: Combined KL Gathering & TCSS
Bros,
Let me start something really funny today.... but sad only bros CibLover, Boinker, Gorken and me know what i am talking abt... maybe bro CibLover will explain later... Oh... bro KLKOOL will know his reaction too coz last time when we travelled from Pahang to KL it happend once... then it was a fish and yest it was a Lizard!! Dead or Alive between CBM aka TD and this beast (click on it)... hur hur hur... Ma Hai... hur hur hur... |
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What is there to explain? It was just plain, simply hilarious!!! We already know about the bird-shit joke. Now, this is more hilarious.
The hang-time when the "cicak" (house lizard) landed on his neh-neh and his reaction was pure precious. He took at least 5 seconds to move his head to see what has landed on his neh-neh. Then, the reaction was pure spontaneous and split-second!! The whole table was nearly upturned while all the glasses and plates was flying off in different directions. It was just like an earthquake just hit us. Damn!!! Cicak man has arrived!!!
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Hahaha.... I think its MBZ lah... Mahai... keep him and his cameras away from me...
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PRC always make us think we are special, the moment we believe them is when we are the one getting fcked Brother of Realm, Tiko#41 U. N. R. E. T. I. R. E. D. |
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Top 10 Reasons 4 Not Turning Up 4 Appointment
(1.)My house water pipe burst! (Sorry idol, no other reason can beat this (2.)My house's on fire (very rare, but can use if u r not superstitious) (3.)My boss suddenly calls (4 those working with others) (4.) I forgot,I have some very important issue 2 attend 2 (This 1 very old liao) (5.) I am not feling well (certain conditions only) (6.) Its raining cats & Dog (4 those who dont drive) (7.) I am very tired (Unless u work very long hours) (8.) My girlfriend/wife cant wake up (Unless u r single) (9.) Road closed (Better than traffic jam, u may combine both if u like) (10.) Traffic jam (2 common) |
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1 more...
I'm cooking Gulin Mee Hoon.. |
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Haha... ok... I post some ... hehehe
1. My GF cannot wake up for Bkfast 2. I have to look at shop... 3. That shop not suitable... I have to look for another in another town 4. My phone no battery... 5. My GF made arrangement for Family Dinner...
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PRC always make us think we are special, the moment we believe them is when we are the one getting fcked Brother of Realm, Tiko#41 U. N. R. E. T. I. R. E. D. |
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I also wan 2 contribute a few.........
1. the other "better" appointment is waiting for me 2. Boh "duit" $$$$$ liao...........
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My only contribution :
Playing mahjong till forgot the time. |
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Happy Boxing day, Realm Bros! And a Great Year 2007 ahead
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Re: Combined KL Gathering & TCSS
same to you bro...
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PRC always make us think we are special, the moment we believe them is when we are the one getting fcked Brother of Realm, Tiko#41 U. N. R. E. T. I. R. E. D. |
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Same same to you..
Bro, u gonna meet KL No1 in PRCland? Pls keep us update abt his farking life there. |
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Here goes the long waited FR.
Last thursday went to cheong with GTM, YSH, Boinker and our CBM aka "cicak man". Went there with the feeling of small kid unwraping his Chrismas present. By the time we (me and boinker) step into the house, saw our GTM YSH and CBM already chatting in there. So, make around of scanning on the stock, found 3 tong yam but only 2 rooms available. After around of TCSS in there, GTM pop the question. "So, how?". without hesitation, YSH took the lady in pink. Gear is nice and the best point added to her is that she always got a smiley face hang on her face. Then since that i am new and was brought by our Dai Kor GTM, i just say, "Anyting, u all pick first". As usual, CBM say "u all pick first" Walau, no body pick, then i choose the lady in white lorrrr... Went into the room, simple and clean. First question she pop is, "shower?" Told her, i had my shower just before i come here. "Si di di lar". Fair enough. Went in to the bath room with her. She took off my obstacle, not bad, hour glass figure, with minimum baby fat, but acceptable. Best part is, she is shy!!!! I like shy girl. Proceed to wash my little brother. Then she knee and gimme a short BJ. Proceed back to the room, found she is looking for something around. Found out that she dont even know where to locate CD. She just reach yesterday and she will be leaving in 2 more days. Told her i would like to do with light on but she say, "bu yao, ni bi wo bai, wo pai se"= ur skin color is fair, i am shy. Okay lor, i can do with the night light on also. Proceed to gimme BJ. Got to give her a plus point on BJ and AR. Her neck seems will never get tired lar....hardworking sia. Up down up down, swirlwing tongue, pulsation anus poking, ball sucking with ticklish hand running on my groin area.....soik sia...then while she is working on my didi, i run my hand on her nipple wiht the softest pressure possible. I can tell her nipple is getting erect. Oppp forgot to discribe about the boob. i say 36B/C. Not too big, not too small. After a good ~10 minute bj, proceed to cap me. Did it in missionary, cow girl and doggie. One more thing to plus point to her. She is tight.... When i am about to cum, asked if i can CIM, walau, can ler......ended mouth fucked her for the last few stroke and shot some inside and some on the face....satisfying man~~~~~ Name: Chivas Age:26 Look:6 to 6.5 boobs: 36b/c, quite firm ar: yes bbbj: 8/10 FJ:5/10 CIM:yes attitude:10/10 Do not pm me where is the place, even u got 10k reputation and 6 power bar, i will not leak out this lubang. This is my promise to GTM. Anything, PM him!!! Thanks GTM for bring me to such a good joint!!!
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Knn....even you go already. This time must really fark GTM. The week before I leave suppose to bring me. End up wait wait till no phone call. Finally at 11pm call me and tell me very shiok. Cibai....never call and go himself.
Now must wait till I cum back then can try this lobang. |
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mine would be "The Hotel no reception so I could not call you to change appointment time"
or "Bonking session went overtime cus she wanted to play SM."
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