What "souvenirs" did someone left behind that might jeopardize your relationship?

[entering]

Originally Posted by Neoguri

Love your story!
I guess you must be a very careless person, or maybe you don't care too much since you seems to find FB easily?
Anyway, good luck and keep the stories coming!

Yeah. I'm quite careless and if 3 FB to my place in a day. I damn shag finding stuff too.

[Xgenre]

Guess some guys don't know how to remove love bites. Imagine the love bite as a small circle. Use the edge of a coin. Start from the middle of the love bite and scrap outwards in all directions. This will make the love bite (small circle) become a much bigger circle. However you will realise the love bite changed from dark red to fresh red.

You will recover from the love bite much quicker. Sometimes within a day. Seeing how it is a bigger patch of fresh red, many others will not recognise it as a love bite in the meantime

[Cheesebeast]

Not souvenirs left behind but i have a practice of collecting bras/sports bras/bikinis of the women i have slept with. Though not all the women were generous enough to let me do so, most of them were willing after some persuasion. My 'trophies' are kept in a drawer and double locked in my room. My current and prev girlfriends have asked about the drawer but i always said that the lock was faulty and i lost the keys so cannot open.

Once in a while i will open and try and guess who it belonged to.

[Neoguri]

Originally Posted by Xgenre

Guess some guys don't know how to remove love bites. Imagine the love bite as a small circle. Use the edge of a coin. Start from the middle of the love bite and scrap outwards in all directions. This will make the love bite (small circle) become a much bigger circle. However you will realise the love bite changed from dark red to fresh red.

You will recover from the love bite much quicker. Sometimes within a day. Seeing how it is a bigger patch of fresh red, many others will not recognise it as a love bite in the meantime

Excellent advise! - Make total sense.
Seems a bit like 刮痧 method...

[Neoguri]

Originally Posted by entering

Yeah. I'm quite careless and if 3 FB to my place in a day. I damn shag finding stuff too.

If I have 3 FB a day like you, I would also be more relaxed.
If one found out and decided to end it, still have another 2. Probably you have more in your pipeline.

[ripstop]

Originally Posted by Cheesebeast

Not souvenirs left behind but i have a practice of collecting bras/sports bras/bikinis of the women i have slept with. Though not all the women were generous enough to let me do so, most of them were willing after some persuasion. My 'trophies' are kept in a drawer and double locked in my room. My current and prev girlfriends have asked about the drawer but i always said that the lock was faulty and i lost the keys so cannot open.

Once in a while i will open and try and guess who it belonged to.

Trophy collector! Nice.

[Xgenre]

Originally Posted by Neoguri

Excellent advise! - Make total sense.
Seems a bit like 刮痧 method...

Yes. If you can speed up the recovery fast enough, this is the way to do it before others see it. If you cannot speed up the recovery fast enough, camouflage it by making it bigger but in a different shade of red. It then looks like skin rash.

Don't wait for the next love bite. Suck your inner bicep area into a love bite and practise this method. While practising, the self-inflicted love bite can be easily covered with a t- shirt. So no one at home or work can see your practice love bite mark.

[rotaryshooter]

interesting thread..

the most dangerous one was when my current FB gave me a hickie on the inside of my thigh (beside my balls)......

i have to pinch myself there HARD a few times (its damn painful) there to make it look like a rash and scratch it fast and furious before my wife notices it.

[Fighter]

There was once my fb planted strawberry on my chest (near to the nip) and my OC spotted it when I came out bathing shirtless. I gave cock n bull stories heng she didn't question much.

[entering]

Originally Posted by Neoguri

If I have 3 FB a day like you, I would also be more relaxed.
If one found out and decided to end it, still have another 2. Probably you have more in your pipeline.

Haha Neoguri bro, I'm not like that. I found out that constantly prospecting the cold market is eventually a very tiring endeavour.

So, I always try my best to keep as many of them as possible because once they're my warm market, booty call is much easier.

Plus, i always say the same thing "darling, you're the only girl for me in (fill in the name of the city) and I only want you"

Hahaha.

That said, I've one incident that isn't the fault of my FB but when I was young I also like to collect the girl's bra or panties after fuck.

One day, my wife (that time girlfriend) found the whole bag of bras and panties.

I had to lie to her that I like stealing underwear (which isn't true) cuz that time I also thought she's the one.

[Penguin23]

Depends how observant, and how sharp her eyes/nose are.

If you have a super observant (and jealous) partner, it doesn't take much to trigger alarm bells. To list a few:

1. Passenger car seat that is set differently from her "usual" setting - usually too far front (if too far back, can always explain that a tall guy last sat there)

2. An unfamiliar name listed in the car's Bluetooth settings, a new radio station setting that was not there before.

3. A few strands of hair of the wrong length/colour/type, either in the car, on the pillow or where most people forget - around the sink or around the shower drain trap. The worst, which is impossible to explain, is a stray pubic hair that is obviously not mine (or hers), in the bedroom.

3. Lingering perfume/shampoo on your clothes and on the pillow.

4. Dried pussy juice on the bedsheets - pregnant women can have a very sharp sense of smell, almost animal-like, their primal instincts can smell sex hormones that are not theirs.

5. Freshly dried cum on tissue, carelessly thrown away in a dustbin instead of flushed down the toilet bowl.

6. Used toothbrush/hair band/toothpaste tube in the toilet that doesn't belong to her

7. Used cotton buds, or cotton pads

[xxFTOxx]

This was when I was in Uni overseas.My ex fb left her bra below the sofa after a wild night out of drunken sex. Gf came to visit and when she cleaned my house found the bra. Lucky quick thinking told her my sister came over last time and i was getting rid of the clothes she left behind and somehow the bra went there cuz never throw properly. She believed it cuz indeed she knew my younger sis came over and stayed at my apartment for 2 weeks...Heng sia. From then on I always spring clean the place after another girl comes over for a visit.

[Bigcuriousboy]

Interesting post.

1. Earrings left on the bedside table

2. Strands of long hair at various places (bathroom, bed etc)

3. Hair band on the dresser

4. Sports bra under the mattress....gf found it when she offered to help change my bedsheet...

In all cases, deny deny deny!!

[Neoguri]

Originally Posted by rotaryshooter

interesting thread..

the most dangerous one was when my current FB gave me a hickie on the inside of my thigh (beside my balls)......

i have to pinch myself there HARD a few times (its damn painful) there to make it look like a rash and scratch it fast and furious before my wife notices it.

Haha!
Reminds me about my first pair of boobs I touched and played with.
That was when I was 22 years with a colleague who likes me.
I left a hickie on her left breast just above the nipple.
Her sister saw it (they don't wear bra at home) and asked her who she had been with?

Anyway, we didn't have intercourse then as I was an idealistic young man wanting to leave my first time to my future wife, which I did and she remained my only women for the next 17 years.....

[Neoguri]

Originally Posted by entering

Haha Neoguri bro, I'm not like that. I found out that constantly prospecting the cold market is eventually a very tiring endeavour.

So, I always try my best to keep as many of them as possible because once they're my warm market, booty call is much easier.

Plus, i always say the same thing "darling, you're the only girl for me in (fill in the name of the city) and I only want you"....

Haha bro entering, we have a few things in common.

I agree. Constantly looking out for new meat is very tiring and time consuming.
My buddy and partner in crime asked me "you seems to be very free at work"?

I also told all my ons, "you are only the second woman in my life!" - I lied.