Monte Carlo HC

[pokeupine]

Was around the area and decided to check it out. Due to time shortage, ask for 1/2 hour package ($30).

Room is nice with attached shower. Serviced by thai lady called Michelle, claim to be 25 years old. Not too bad looking, small chest, big frame. HJ damage $40, and skill is only so so. She speak Singlish and has been there for a year.

Massage skill - 5. After 20 min stop already - say session ended and ask if I want special. Really not very professional.

Heard that there are 8 girls and 5 of them are from China. The others from Malaysia (Chinese), Macau and herself from thailand.

RTF - probably not.

[yzlee]

i went there today, wanted to go pissa, but like got alot ppl today. then saw this hc like nobody go one. But the aunty inside came out and jio me in so i thought no harm and tried. Had a body scrub by a malasian girl called lilian. Then after then went on with fj. Not bad fucked with her for about an hour and her blowjob was pretty good too.

Looks: 7/10
Massage: 6/10
Body scrub:8/10
Bj: 9/10
FJ: 10/10

[desmondthomas]

bro Y, care to enlighten us about the damage?

I'm a frequent customer of Pissa and passed this HCs so many times, but somehow reluctant to try Monte Carlo because of mediocre reviews. I should try this HC next time around.

[yzlee]

$53 one hour, $100 Fj

[ccovert]

Hi bros

My review of MCHC.

Tried it three times. Twice it was average and once pretty bad. And during all three visits, the lady boss was keeping time and rushing the girls once my 45 mins was up.

For the first two visits, the two ladies I had were pleasant enough (sorry I can't remember the names - one sweet looking PRC and another tall lanky thai). I say average because the massage was so-so. Very close to piano-rubs. But at least they were accomodating enough. I usually opt for BM+HJ and the foreplay was nice enough, stripped all the way and sensual, mutal masturbation -- pretty much standard stuff in most other HCs, really.

The third time and I checked out the joint was last month. It will also be my last. The lady boss in her sales pitch promised a 'very nice girl'. Her name is RUBY. Bros please avoid asking for her.

Ruby looks like she's in her mid-20s, new to the HC (at that time), mixed (indian/chinese but looks very dark skinned, almost malay-ish), with A-cup boobs and pear shaped body.

After 20mins of bad massage -- she told me at JB health spas where she used to work, she just provide FJ, so don't know how to massage properly -- I asked for my BM+HJ. She was blur and didn't know what to do. She thinks Singaporean HC culture is too complex with such requests. Nevermind, I still opted for it, say I will teach her

Halfway through BM, she says she tired and decided to HJ me. When I tried to return the favour and rub her clit, she say extra $20. I said it doesn't work that way. She said (these are her exact words): 'Don't try to con me'.

Mood gone, quickly finished the session and left earlier than usual. As I was heading to the lift, I heard the lady boss coming back and asking aloud: 'Is Ruby finished??'

Overall, MCHC is a so-so HC. Nice facilities but average girls (at least the ones I tried). What I don't like is the lady boss being too strict with her time. And I guess the bad experience Ruby sealed my decision never visit again.

[cheongsterjon]

Originally Posted by ccovert

Hi bros

My review of MCHC.

Tried it three times. Twice it was average and once pretty bad. And during all three visits, the lady boss was keeping time and rushing the girls once my 45 mins was up.

For the first two visits, the two ladies I had were pleasant enough (sorry I can't remember the names - one sweet looking PRC and another tall lanky thai). I say average because the massage was so-so. Very close to piano-rubs. But at least they were accomodating enough. I usually opt for BM+HJ and the foreplay was nice enough, stripped all the way and sensual, mutal masturbation -- pretty much standard stuff in most other HCs, really.

The third time and I checked out the joint was last month. It will also be my last. The lady boss in her sales pitch promised a 'very nice girl'. Her name is RUBY. Bros please avoid asking for her.

Ruby looks like she's in her mid-20s, new to the HC (at that time), mixed (indian/chinese but looks very dark skinned, almost malay-ish), with A-cup boobs and pear shaped body.

After 20mins of bad massage -- she told me at JB health spas where she used to work, she just provide FJ, so don't know how to massage properly -- I asked for my BM+HJ. She was blur and didn't know what to do. She thinks Singaporean HC culture is too complex with such requests. Nevermind, I still opted for it, say I will teach her

Halfway through BM, she says she tired and decided to HJ me. When I tried to return the favour and rub her clit, she say extra $20. I said it doesn't work that way. She said (these are her exact words): 'Don't try to con me'.

Mood gone, quickly finished the session and left earlier than usual. As I was heading to the lift, I heard the lady boss coming back and asking aloud: 'Is Ruby finished??'

Overall, MCHC is a so-so HC. Nice facilities but average girls (at least the ones I tried). What I don't like is the lady boss being too strict with her time. And I guess the bad experience Ruby sealed my decision never visit again.

That explains why MCHC is always so empty while other HCs are thriving. Can't let go of a few minutes extra then they have missed out so many customers.

[fuckshit]

Another one of those fuckshops with money-faced operators. The place is run by two sisters. The older one used to be a masseuse, quite a MILF. In fact, when the shop was first set up some years ago, i happened to be one of its first customers. Got serviced by the older sister. Hairy CB, quite a horny bitch. I understand she hardly entertains clients now, but I suspect she has her regulars on the side.

The younger one, who has a mole on her forehead, is kinda bitchy, always trying to get passers-by hooked on her ware. Farking good at telling lies

On the whole, I find the sisters mendacious, not to be trusted. Time and again they lie about the quality of their ladies, most of whom either cmi, or are simply not CAT A material, in other words, they don't justify the high cover charge. Most if not all the time, you end up covering for their rent.

Chiong at your peril, bros

[seennoe]

this place did have 1 or 2 quality ones, but i think business not very gd so they left or go other hc. sometimes got a lady standing at entrance to ask ppl try, maybe that is the younger sister?

[enzer88]

Originally Posted by seennoe

this place did have 1 or 2 quality ones, but i think business not very gd so they left or go other hc. sometimes got a lady standing at entrance to ask ppl try, maybe that is the younger sister?

I think they should not stand at entrance to lure ppl in. It work against them, make them cheapo and give ppl image like cheap brothel. Where got HC bosses stand outside the entrance and jio ppl in??? Even no buiness also cannot do that mah....

[seennoe]

i dont see them do that all the time lah, only sometimes.

[LPG15]

Hi Bros,

My first time posting after lurking so long..

Went to MCHC just now. Asked for 1 hr session.

Was shown to a room, very neat and clean with attached bathroom. Went to bathe, then came this gal Fiona, a bit short, very sharp features (heavy makeup), shoulder length hair tied up.

Massage was so so, keep focusing on my back, butt and legs. Didnt talk much.
When finish 30mins massage, she popped GQ. Opt for full course and she went to take cd then came back.

She stripped her white dress, wearing only black strapless bra and red g which is quite a turn on.
Can feel that a bit rushed for time, sat down facing me and perform piano massage, licking nips, then stroke didi.

Lick and suck balls then BJ with CD. Once I hard she then sat on me and hump nonstop.

No GFE leh. Just hump and moan abit here and there, her head bowed low, no eye contact with me. No kissing too. Spoil my mood, no change position.

Then later say time's up, lady boss will make noise.

Overall a bad experience for me, will try out other gals next time.

Fiona (Malaysian Chinese from JB)

Damage: $53 - 1hr + 100 (FJ) + $15 (Overtime)
Overall: 7/10
Massage: 6/10
Body: 7/10 (B boobs and nice round butt) est. height ard 1.55-1.6m
FJ: 6/10
Not much GFE

The lady boss (the sister who dress more modern) even told me that she need to charge me $15 for OT...

[boobsquad]

Went there a couple months ago. This visit wasn't one of my standard boob hunts. Wanted to get a relaxing massage on my way to the airport and check out this place. Opted for one hour massage.

Room was average, not particularly nice but also not bad. Went for a shower and in came Chanel, pretty look and slim. She dried me off without spearing a part, then lay down for massage. What followed was a really good relaxing full-body massage. Very friendly and excellent English, did some chatting and created a good atmosphere. GQ after about 30 mins. Originally I wasn't necessarily after a special but the massage changed my mood and I really liked Chanel. She quickly left the room and came back to undress and shower. Nice body. Watched her the whole time through the glass-wall shower. Dried off and came over with a very friendly and honest smile (the kind you only get when there is a chemistry). She is crawling up my body, rubbing her smooth skin on my muscles. What follows is one of the best frenching I ever had in this scene. Her kissing was better than some of my former beloved ones ever managed. OK, the two things I really adore is 1) perfect boobs, and 2) passionate frenching, above anything else. On the boob side, a bit small for my taste, maybe A+. But the frenching and catbath truly gave me a week-record boner. She quickly recognized that and started to adore the shape of my well-trimmed rod. Good girl, homework done. What follows is again one of the best BBBJ I encountered in the business, topped by some very pleasant AR, while painting her perfect pussy in 69. BTW, her whole body has a stunning fragrance, again one of the best. Went on for a while, time's almost up so cap and missionary until cum. Had only small load left after wanking for two days.

Face: 7-8, no syt but quite cute
body: 7 slim, well proportioned
boobs: A+, definitely not my preferred size
catbath: 9
frenching: 10!!! (i hardly ever give a 10)
BBBJ+AR: 9
massage: 8-9
FJ: too short to value
RTF: Chanel is not my preferred build, but I may return just for her smiles, her smell, and her mind-blowing frenching. Next time I will not go for FJ but enjoy her highly passionate mouth works all the way to the end.

[poonani]

Just like Pissa, this HC has been converted to a "facial" joint, whatever that means.

I do hope they offer specials as the receptionist dressed in a white "beautician" uniform was very pretty.

If no confirmation from bros on special, I will sacrifice time for a FR.