How to completely destroy your sex life?

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bro wonker I admire you. That is what I call true love when you give up GL

[plain]

Originally Posted by analog539

Get married.

You've been warned.


Jim

I'm married and my hub still fucks me like crazy.

it's your mindset, just becos' you're not getting a good one does not necessarily mean the rest of us have bad sex life.

if you're not married, i suggest you wipe that thought away cos' once you REALLY get married, you're going to program yourself into thinking "My Sex Life is Totally Destroyed" .... And you haven't even flick her clit yet

[Money]

Originally Posted by Wonker

And... I keep smelling some baby scent on her.... yucks!

Though about going on a holiday to rekindle the 'love' and desire. Maybe go to a nudist beach and stuff.

Sound really scary, maybe u should try out your own suggestion. good luck

[Big Sexy]

just how long have you been married.. little chap???

Fact of the matter is that you're full of shit and need to come up with sensationalist bollocks to get attention

i am married with children for longer than you think and have enjoy my sex life.... the reason why u didn;t enjoy sex is probably because you don;t know how to manage it...not because you are married..

Come back when you don't talk utter testicles...

Originally Posted by analog539

You married?

You have kids?

How often do you get laid?

[analog539]

Check out this site everyone:
http://www.nomarriage.com/marriedsex.html

Depressingly funny and true....

To all those who have not tied the knot, listen carefully to guys that are married with kids. Listen and learn.


Jim

[MMM88]

Originally Posted by analog539

Not much, trust me.


Jim

Jim.....me can understand wat u r trying so hard to tell bros here....but , u need to b more explicit in ur sexperience....
its a chore for both parents (of course with kids lah) to juggle work (in t day) n childcare (in t nite n over t weekend) ..thus , SEX take a "BACKSEAT" ..........
speaking from my experience (with 2 kids) yah....u need to understand ur CO and surprise her with "opportunities" (created by you for intimate moments )...tis is wat i would do ;
1) Do not nag to CO abt not having SEX for t longest time - tis oni makes her irritated and feel tat SEX is a obligation
2) Try "surprise attack" in the middle of t nite - fondle her nip while she is sleeping ......normally it works if she had enough REST (best time would b 4-5am) - Personally TESTED and SEXTIFIED.....
3) send your kids to ur in-laws for a few hour (whatever u can negotiate) - RUSH back HOME ...do nothing but just relak , b intimate n tat will leads to SEX........
4) If all those does'nt work - go for a Marriage Retreat lor......

* Remember , sometimes we (bros-man) must take the initiatives .... b patience, strategize n conquer...........all t best yah....

[analog539]

Originally Posted by plain

I'm married and my hub still fucks me like crazy.

it's your mindset, just becos' you're not getting a good one does not necessarily mean the rest of us have bad sex life.

if you're not married, i suggest you wipe that thought away cos' once you REALLY get married, you're going to program yourself into thinking "My Sex Life is Totally Destroyed" .... And you haven't even flick her clit yet

Hello Dear:

Your hub still fucks you like crazy because you let him.

See how that works? he's horny, comes to you and you're happy to bonk him. Or, you're horny, you go to him and he's happy to bonk you.

Now, in my situation, I'm horny, I go to my wife and well....you read my opening statement. Since we've had children I never have had to deal with her being horny, it has never happened, at least not that I know of.

So dear, our situationa are a bit diffferent. having said that....
Good for you! I'm glad it works for at least some of us.


Jim

[analog539]

Originally Posted by Big Sexy

just how long have you been married.. little chap???

Fact of the matter is that you're full of shit and need to come up with sensationalist bollocks to get attention

i am married with children for longer than you think and have enjoy my sex life.... the reason why u didn;t enjoy sex is probably because you don;t know how to manage it...not because you are married..

Come back when you don't talk utter testicles...

Mr. Sexy Sir:

I am not a little chap, Thank you. 4 years, thank you again.

The fact of the matter is that you have no idea about what I am full of or not full of sir. You don't even kown me.

You may be married and I have never thought of how long, thank you again.

I'm glad you enjoy your sex life.

I'll bet you have lots of friends.

Good day sir.

Jim

[machoman]

Originally Posted by analog539

Get married.

You've been warned.


Jim

Bro, I share your sentiments on this topic. Almost 1 year ago, I started a thread "SEX After Marriage & Childbirth???" in which you participated.

The thread is @:

http://thesbf.shop/showthr...&highlight=sex

[Wonker]

Originally Posted by machoman

Bro, I share your sentiments on this topic. Almost 1 year ago, I started a thread "SEX After Marriage & Childbirth???" in which you participated.

The thread is @:

http://thesbf.shop/showthr...&highlight=sex

Thanks for posting the link Macho! Am glad I am not the ONLY one.

For me - sex life was GREAT before the baby... Even during her pregnancy it was great. Got them on camera (for the memories! hee hee).

After pregnancy ... well... that is another story. I am personally hoping our son will grow up a bit more... and then things get better. Fingers crossed.

[analog539]

Originally Posted by Wonker

For me - sex life was GREAT before the baby... Even during her pregnancy it was great. Got them on camera (for the memories! hee hee).

Same here, have some great pics from holidays before the kids. Use them for PCC when on trips.

Originally Posted by Wonker

After pregnancy ... well... that is another story. I am personally hoping our son will grow up a bit more... and then things get better. Fingers crossed.

So do I but here is my fear, that we continually wait for the kids to get older so we have more time to get it on and by that time we've grown apart. I have tried to explain this to my wife and it goes in one ear and out the other. I've read buckets about this on the web and every marriage web site I go to stresses the importance of getting your intimate life in order with your wife after the children arrive. If you don't, its the beginning of the end.

I often wondered why the HC business in Singapore was such a thriving concern, now that I'm married with kids it makes sense. Now I understand.

Life I guess.

Cheers,
Jim

[SittingBull]

[QUOTE=ang076]How do getting married destroyed one's sex life??

All you do is to bonk your wife... and dont worry about getting her pregnant if you put on condom..

Married man still have one-night-stand outside and still lied to his wife.

Therefore, sex life cannot be destroyed...



If you wanna screw despite being married, then it shows that you dont really love your wife, and if so, why get married ?

[Hum chee pan]

Originally Posted by machoman

Bro, I share your sentiments on this topic. Almost 1 year ago, I started a thread "SEX After Marriage & Childbirth???" in which you participated.

The thread is @:

http://thesbf.shop/showthr...&highlight=sex

Come on lah all ur those bloody thread are just too bo liao for people to rem .... Almost a year ago u try to touch ur friend gf when u drunk will u ever forget?...