Ideas to get hospitalised

[Tom83]

Hi TS

Shout, Scream and self-talk at public. Beat yourself up and bite yourself after policeman arrive. Chance of free stay at IMH is close 100%.

[Greendevil]

TS, here a simple procedure to get hospitalize. Following tools required:
2 plastic bag
1 bag of ice
1 knife
1 chopping board (optional)

Step 1: Call your fav hospital. You may also indicate your meal preference and ward type to minimize admission time later.
Step 2:Put your dick on the chopping board and use the knife to
Chop it off.
Step 3: very important, calmly put your amputated dick into the first bag. Next put the bag into the second bag filled with ice to preserve it.

Now you just wait calmly for the ambulance to arrive. While waiting, you may also consider to youtube on first aid procedure to minimize the bleeding so you don't go into a shock.

Hope this suggestion does help.

[xuanz]

Originally Posted by FuckingPerfect

Any one here have good idea or experience to share on how to get meself hospitalised on purpose?

Tonight 11pm, around Lower Seletar Reservoir. You just hang around there, I will get my lao kao friends aka monkeys to attack you.

[angnn62]

Hi TS

May i propose this idea:

Walking around the Geylang area. Get handphone ready to call 995. Whenever see a muscular man, just point the center figure at him and say vowel words. Hope they could render their assistance.

Originally Posted by FuckingPerfect

Any one here have good idea or experience to share on how to get meself hospitalised on purpose?

[Mountain]

Need Chao kena till want hospitalize ar. Please la bro, wake up your idea. You don't wanna wish to stay in hospital!

[desireme88]

so u can claim from ur hospitalization plan? lol...

[joHnnyBoy90]

TS want to claim medical insurance??

[SaveMoney]

May be can try drink alot of expired milk

[buiszbuisz]

Maybe u can state your intentions more clearly so u can get better advises...lol.

but nowadays, to get MC, limped and walk into A & E with knee problems will get u a 5days to a week.....

it also depend on your acting skills. lol.

[tenggiri]

Ts mia. Hope he didn't take some of the advice here too literally hehe

[BBBJOK]

Bro

Hospitalize is not a good idea. It is very boring and suffering. Best is not to try.

Regards

Originally Posted by FuckingPerfect

Any one here have good idea or experience to share on how to get meself hospitalised on purpose?

[havana]

Go strip naked and walk on the road

[Gaofar]

What the??...!!!!

Serious?? May we know what purpose is it for? "Siam" exam? Get medical claim? Induce empathy from GF/Spouse/Babe? For experience sake???

Aiyoh.. What is the world coming to?..

Ok, for the fun of topic, try this:

To be warded/hospitalized entails you need to be medically serious in nature before you can into it, thus a simple case of headache won't do. Short of inflicting physical damage to yourself, our human body's digestive system is our next weak link. If you are lactose-intolerant, this will be even better 'cause simply downing a litre of full cream milk within 2mins will confirm provide instant reactions within 10 to 15mins but still will not be severe enough.

Take a blender and mix the following: 1 litre of full cream milk, 500grams of yogurt, some fruits (banana/watermelon/papaya), and to throw a spanner to wreck the system, wasabi and/or curry powder (for real funk, a drip or two of "Turbo-Lax" or the whole bottle for funky effect!)!!

See if you can hold and tahan to the A&E dept to your nearest hospital...

[MrSeahLK]

Bro

May be he can claim hospital bill from ins. Plus receive cash compensation for each day of stay.

Regards

[Mozzi]

This is plain silly.