Any lactating mothers here?

[MrJamesBond]

For single mothers who are interested, I won't be asking you for any acts other than breastfeeding.

Do me a favor please. Alternatively, we could be personal friends and go out to chill at ann siang/rodyk street eventually.

If you feel uncomfortable receiving cash from me, we could go shopping at town and you could choose something nice, not Hérmes products, to pamper yourself.

Originally Posted by skarlett

You are welcome.

[sane]

Originally Posted by MrJamesBond

Well i could make arrangements for that, eg. asking her to manufacture extra milk and to store it in milk bags prior to the meetup or i would consume little.

I'll make do with 1 or 2 decilitres instead of decalitres. Haha.

Anyway, if my vocabulary is wrong, it further espouses my need for breast milk to boost my general intelligence and linguistic ability. Hee.

Is that your personal experience? If so, thanks for sharing your anecdote. I appreciate it from the bottom of my heart. :P

Originally Posted by MrJamesBond

1. Regardless of my marital status, i wouldn't have a baby to satisfy a fetish.
I think that boils down to integrity and responsibility as a man...o wait...im here.

2. Im not still single. Im James Bond.

Totally agreed!!! I second that, a kid definitely need a decent parent, at least someone with an average IQ/intelligence without the boost of BM.

It's so much easier to get a kind soul to donate 1 or 2 excess bag to u instead

Oh well, BF mothers who is shy to ask for cash can try to ask for a LV bag from TS in exchange for ur BM (minimum 2 bags of BM, 500ml each)

[MrJamesBond]

Originally Posted by sane

totally agreed!!! I second that, a kid definitely need a decent parent, at least someone with an average iq/intelligence without the boost of bm.

It's so much easier to get a kind soul to donate 1 or 2 excess bag to u instead

大姐， 请放过我吧。。。 ：'(

[MrJamesBond]

Originally Posted by sane

Totally agreed!!! I second that, a kid definitely need a decent parent, at least someone with an average IQ/intelligence without the boost of BM.

It's so much easier to get a kind soul to donate 1 or 2 excess bag to u instead

aiyo mai anikuan leh...pichia wa eh lobang! :P
lim guni only...i will make sure the mama got extra milk ma...

any kind soul can ignore this 姐姐 over here and feed me? Haha.
I very gentle and practise hygiene 1 i can't even remember when was the last time i dig my nose.

[sane]

Originally Posted by MrJamesBond

aiyo mai anikuan leh...pichia wa eh lobang! :P
lim guni only...i will make sure the mama got extra milk ma...

any kind soul can ignore this 姐姐 over here and feed me? Haha.
I very gentle and practise hygiene 1 i cant even rmb when was the last time i dig my nose.

Hello uncle, I help u to foc advertise somemore n even state out the ml of milk u need for your daily intelligence

Btw u have any milk bag requirement? Avent? Gerber? Plastic, glass type n hor u can use it to replace ur chicken essence, just pop n drink it cold every morning

And hor coz u r James Bond, I even help u to handpick the most budget bag, LV in exchange for minimum 2 bags , hope this doesn't throw ur face... btw other then hermes, there's still Prada, Chanel, Loewe .. whatever suits ur image!

Lastly, the reason of why u cant rem a simple task is probably memory failing, age related issue bah *run* ......

[MrJamesBond]

Originally Posted by sane

Oh well, BF mothers who is shy to ask for cash can try to ask for a LV bag from TS in exchange for ur BM (minimum 2 bags of BM, 500ml each)

wah lao, i dun own LV lor!

lik dis, i go NTUC buy milk liao la!

[MrJamesBond]

Originally Posted by sane

Hello uncle, I help u to foc advertise somemore n even state out the ml of milk u need for your daily intelligence

Btw u have any milk bag requirement? Avent? Gerber? Plastic, glass type n u can use as chicken essence substitute every morning , just pop open and drink it cold.

And hor coz u r James Bond, I even help u to handpick the most budget bag, LV in exchange for minimum 2 bags , hope this doesn't throw ur face...

Don't say me uncle leh...my appearance is g-dragon. So i am didi ok -.-

I only want human milk bag.

=.= LV for 2 milk bag, u very smart hor. How about LV for your 2 milk bag next time? hoseh bo?

>_>

[sane]

Originally Posted by MrJamesBond

Don't say me uncle leh...my appearance is g-dragon. So i am didi ok -.-

I only want human milk bag.

=.= LV for 2 milk bag, u very smart hor. How about LV for your 2 milk bag next time? hoseh bo?

>_>

G dragon I dunno, only heard of dragon ball but how could u be didi when u say u r James Bond

Dont need next time, I ON u immediately .... *hurry rush out to Kiddy Palace and buy 2 dozens of milk bags* Please reserve 12 bags for me. Best still, I dun like LV or whatever bags, just change it to cash for me. Thanks!

[MrJamesBond]

Originally Posted by sane

G dragon I dunno, only heard of dragon ball but how could u be didi when u say u r James Bond

Dont need next time, I ON u immediately .... *hurry rush out to Kiddy Palace and buy 2 dozens of milk bags* Please reserve 12 bags for me. Best still, I dun like LV or whatever bags, just change it to cash for me. Thanks!

I oredi say liao earlier..see the sentences quoted below in bold lol

Originally Posted by MrJamesBond

"my, what rampant insolence and impudence this lady has...."

*chokes and regurgitates on my siberian cigar*

But i look like G-Dragon of Big Bang....yeah, i know its weird for Bond to look like GD. Lol. I am neat, well-groomed, shameless, eloquent and most importantly, i am bloody gentle.

I can intrigue with conversations. Not that i am sanctimonious, but i am a terribly nice person even though everyone says they are.

I am a man, a man with an urge. Lady, please allow this former christian to sin on a mother's embrace this time.

ok and.

Originally Posted by sane

Totally agreed!!! I second that, a kid definitely need a decent parent, at least someone with an average IQ/intelligence without the boost of BM.

It's so much easier to get a kind soul to donate 1 or 2 excess bag to u instead

Oh well, BF mothers who is shy to ask for cash can try to ask for a LV bag from TS in exchange for ur BM (minimum 2 bags of BM, 500ml each)

you suggest LV 1 leh =.=

[MrJamesBond]

mummy 快点 reply wo! :P

wo zai 等 ni

[MrJamesBond]

i go rest le.... waiting for my girl to reply me

I wish all the 大哥 and 大姐 a smooth and pleasant week ahead.
Please forgive 小弟 if i sound gl or rude, gam xia.

[sane]

Originally Posted by MrJamesBond

I oredi say liao earlier..see the sentences quoted below in bold lol
you suggest LV 1 leh =.=

i suggest but I never say I like leh ... anyway i m not that interested in u to read ur post in details..

Originally Posted by MrJamesBond

i go rest le.... waiting for my girl to reply me

I wish all the 大哥 and 大姐 a smooth and pleasant week ahead.
Please forgive 小弟 if i sound gl or rude, gam xia.

tell u the truth, u dun sound GL or rude at all .. to be frank hor, sound stupid only

[skarlett]

Originally Posted by sane

Totally agreed!!! I second that, a kid definitely need a decent parent, at least someone with an average IQ/intelligence without the boost of BM.

It's so much easier to get a kind soul to donate 1 or 2 excess bag to u instead

Oh well, BF mothers who is shy to ask for cash can try to ask for a LV bag from TS in exchange for ur BM (minimum 2 bags of BM, 500ml each)

Sis sane, maximum per bag storage is 200ml. Unless put in 500ml bottle. And hor... if each time pump out 500ml, i think chao ta liao hahah... u quotation sounds like a really good deal lei.. haha..

[skarlett]

Originally Posted by MrJamesBond

For single mothers who are interested, I won't be asking you for any acts other than breastfeeding.

Do me a favor please. Alternatively, we could be personal friends and go out to chill at ann siang/rodyk street eventually.

If you feel uncomfortable receiving cash from me, we could go shopping at town and you could choose something nice, not Hérmes products, to pamper yourself.

All the best in your search. Even tho i think no mothers will offer.
Anothrr alternative is u lactate urselc and bf urself by expressing it out. U can buy fenugreek and or domperidone. Domperidone is typically use for anti vomitting but side effect is lactating. So yeA.

GOOD LUck in ur search.

[Turtle]

Originally Posted by MrJamesBond

I wish all the 大哥 and 大姐 a smooth and pleasant week ahead.
Please forgive 小弟 if i sound gl or rude, gam xia.

U no wish 龟哥 ? orrr...tomorrow tell AWARE to come after u..
*slowly crawl away*

Ooops... forgot i riding. haha