Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

[syt_punisher]

hope to receive a bunny girl in a box for christmas

[jacky43]

Is the session to be merry, and i would like to share an old joke. Suddenly remember mine Pri school friend told me in the 70s. That period we have those kampong atap wodden houses.

The story goes like this. A housewife having an affair with her next door neighbour. They have an understanding, whenever they wish to make it each with bang on the wooden wall. A signal send but, that time many neighbours so is not good, to be going in out of each other houses. So?

They make a hole btw the wall, the man will insert his prick into it, the housewife will match her pussy. They enjoyed each other company until, 1 day the housewife husband came home. She heard the signal, b4 she can response the neighbour put his prick into the hole. The husband saw it and he ask, "what is that thing sticking out behind the wall?" I guess he was wearing glassess.

His wife quickly answer, "is a snake, not to worry i will find a stick and frighten it away". Her husband stop her, "stick cannot scare off the snake, tell u what? I'm going to pour hot water and kill it."

Upon saying it, he took the kettle of hot water and pour in onto the "snake". The next door came a man screaming sound.

Have a good weekend everybody.

[StillLearning]

That "snake" turned into a "hot dog" ?