HC guide to idiot...

[watchman]

Originally posted by hearthrob2202
mmm...these answers definitely suits the heading "idiot's guide to HC"...

3) Also tell the counter if you prefer fully shaved gal or hairy ones, big melon or small, brown nips or pink, etc.

4) Tongue fark and anal cums at extra charges so if you have that fetish, got to bring extra cash. How much? it depends on the receptionist's mood.

5) If you cannot find suitable gal from the album, you can ask the recept to call out the gals and perform a parade while you sit in the pantry areas sipping cupa hot coffee or tea..

6) oh yea...you can also order char kway teow or hae mee into the room at just 0.99 cents more! hurry up, till promotion end at an indefinite date!

7) remember also to bring your favorite sex toy...if you cannot make the gal cum, you'll have something handy to make her day.

That's all for now, I'll be back tomolo for the next lesson on cunnilingus and how to cum within the short period of 20mins, assuming she took 20 mins to massage you and another 5mins to fetch her "tool" for the FJ.

Juz can't wait!

[MrDevil]

Originally posted by hearthrob2202
mmm...these answers definitely suits the heading "idiot's guide to HC"...

3) Also tell the counter if you prefer fully shaved gal or hairy ones, big melon or small, brown nips or pink, etc.

4) Tongue fark and anal cums at extra charges so if you have that fetish, got to bring extra cash. How much? it depends on the receptionist's mood.

5) If you cannot find suitable gal from the album, you can ask the recept to call out the gals and perform a parade while you sit in the pantry areas sipping cupa hot coffee or tea..

6) oh yea...you can also order char kway teow or hae mee into the room at just 0.99 cents more! hurry up, till promotion end at an indefinite date!

7) remember also to bring your favorite sex toy...if you cannot make the gal cum, you'll have something handy to make her day.

That's all for now, I'll be back tomolo for the next lesson on cunnilingus and how to cum within the short period of 20mins, assuming she took 20 mins to massage you and another 5mins to fetch her "tool" for the FJ.

hahaha now you do partime offering HC tutorial liao arr? But I like the way you present your lesson ler

thanx brudders...

[hearthrob]

Originally posted by zeke
thanx brudders...

serious ahr brudder??!! you realy believe me?? Its all meant to be a joke lah....just some enjoyment to cure the boredom of brudders here only....if you practice them or apply them, you've gonna get into trouble lah! .... my goodness... does it really sounds like real?...gee...I can author a book liao...maybe can hit the top selling chart...hahaha!

[zyxel01]

Originally posted by hearthrob2202
serious ahr brudder??!! you realy believe me?? Its all meant to be a joke lah....just some enjoyment to cure the boredom of brudders here only....if you practice them or apply them, you've gonna get into trouble lah! .... my goodness... does it really sounds like real?...gee...I can author a book liao...maybe can hit the top selling chart...hahaha!

Haha.... At first I thought your answers were funny and good, but his reply was more classic..... hahahahaha........

Cheers!
zyxel

[MrDevil]

Originally posted by hearthrob2202
serious ahr brudder??!! you realy believe me?? Its all meant to be a joke lah....just some enjoyment to cure the boredom of brudders here only....if you practice them or apply them, you've gonna get into trouble lah! .... my goodness... does it really sounds like real?...gee...I can author a book liao...maybe can hit the top selling chart...hahaha!

hahahaha... thats the power of the way your present your words lar... i see oso almost thought its for real... but too good to be truth