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Old 20-06-2016, 04:02 PM
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If we having sex don't fucking tell me "deeper." If I could go deeper I would. You don't see me saying "tighter."
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Old 20-06-2016, 05:07 PM
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TS jia you!!!
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Old 20-06-2016, 06:39 PM
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A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach.
As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother’s, and asked her why.

She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."
The boy pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger "units" than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."

Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play. Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly told his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
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If we having sex don't fucking tell me "deeper." If I could go deeper I would. You don't see me saying "tighter."

This is exactly what l told my partner.
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Old 21-06-2016, 12:01 AM
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If we having sex don't fucking tell me "deeper." If I could go deeper I would. You don't see me saying "tighter."
LMAO hahahaa !!!!
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Old 21-06-2016, 12:21 AM
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Re: R21 jokes to share.

Plenty of nice jokes, thanks TS
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Re: R21 jokes to share.

n the morning Tom calls to his boss:
- Good morning, boss, unfortunately I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my both hands and legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work."
The boss replies:
- You know Tom, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that.
2 hours later Bob calls:
- Boss, I followed your advise, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house.
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Q: What’s the best thing about a blow job?

A: Ten minutes of silence.
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Old 21-06-2016, 09:27 PM
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Re: R21 jokes to share.

Very good jokes TS, more please
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Old 21-06-2016, 11:58 PM
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Very good jokes TS, more please
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What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"
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Old 22-06-2016, 03:42 AM
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How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
The best one squirts when you eat them.
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Old 23-06-2016, 12:54 AM
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Had good laugh, nice thread!
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