R21 jokes to share.

[21MARTELL]

Life is like a penis simple, relaxed and hanging free. It's woman who makes it hard.

[Daiso2]

Very good jokes, thanks TS

[chong68]

Thanks for sharing R21 jokes

[21MARTELL]

An almost blind guy walked into a sexy lingerie shop to purchase their most see-through item for his wife. After receiving some help from the store clerk, he bought a lace teddy for $200 and brought it home for his wife to try on. She took it upstairs and realized that it didn't quite fit. But, she figured, since it's supposed to be see-through and since he's almost blind, she might as well wear nothing at all. So she came downstairs completely naked. "Huh," said the old man, hugging her. "For the amount I paid, they could've at least ironed the damn thing."

[21MARTELL]

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKINGG THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!"

[pokeUpie]

Originally Posted by 21MARTELL

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKINGG THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!"

Very good one hehee

[nachos84]

YO TS.. how come suddenly after three years come back to post all these jokes.. darn funny some of them.. good job nonetheless!! more pls )

[CumWhatMay]

Originally Posted by nachos84

YO TS.. how come suddenly after three years come back to post all these jokes.. darn funny some of them.. good job nonetheless!! more pls )

Fully agreed!! camping for more

[FantasyPartner]

Any more jokes TS

[21MARTELL]

Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun then to shoot though a bulletproof vest.

[21MARTELL]

Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?

A: The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.

[lunatart]

Excellent jokes
More please!!

[Skechers]

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[21MARTELL]

Two friends:
- Tonight I am going to organize a group sex session in my apartment. Do you want to come?
- Of course! How many people are coming?
- Three, if you bring your girlfriend.

[21MARTELL]

Many people been asking how come after 3 years I decided to come back and post more jokes. I was really busy this pass 3 years be it work or school. So ya really do not have the time to think about jokes at that point of time, but now as everything's starting to stable down, I am here again posting for all the Bros and Sis here to have a good laugh. TBH I just ran out of jokes . I hope you guys are enjoying my thread as much as I love to tell you all the jokes.