Tricky ML questions and how to answer them.

[newbird26]

Originally Posted by OysterLover

When the ML after flip over ask where else to press .. do you normally be super direct and point at lanjiao or act dumb?

If you are regular then don’t need indirect but if you new then better just ask. Simply say: you massage so good till I cannot remember where you start and end, may I know still got where else on my body left to press.
But if bo chup then straight away

[blowaway]

My conversation with a ML.(my mandarine sucks, so translate to English)

After massage, teasing ask me turn over and ask : "Any other thing you want"

Me : Oh yes.

ML : ok what other service you want darling.

Me : a fried rice would be nice.

ML : ......

end up eat her instead of fried rice, left the place happy but still hungry(literally).

[newbird26]

Or you can simply I want the service for $30-50, you have?

[Needagoodone]

Originally Posted by OysterLover

When the ML after flip over ask where else to press .. do you normally be super direct and point at lanjiao or act dumb?

tell her press head.
then see which head she reach for.

[Regaine]

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[Massagelover84]

Originally Posted by blowaway

My conversation with a ML.(my mandarine sucks, so translate to English)

After massage, teasing ask me turn over and ask : "Any other thing you want"

Me : Oh yes.

ML : ok what other service you want darling.

Me : a fried rice would be nice.

ML : ......

end up eat her instead of fried rice, left the place happy but still hungry(literally).

man this is a good one... super funny

[thedevil666]

Originally Posted by r.fowler

my rule of thumb is always sound as if i patronize the establishment before even though it was my first visit.

true. some ML doesn't provide gq to first timer. so they tend to test the water by asking if you have been there before. if u have seen their advertisement on facebook or even here, just throw in some of the ang pai name to sound convincing that you have been here before. best if u throw in the "questionable" spa u have been "patronising".. so they will roughly understand u are seasoned old bird or just a new bird.

Originally Posted by ravellerguy

I notice every time the most common question they ask me is "What is your job?" and "how do you get to know me? Intro by a friend ?"

always say intro by a friend. some times can say saw the ad on facebook and see her pretty that's why choose her. she will be over the moon. who doesn't like praises?

[ibanezjem555]

Originally Posted by OysterLover

When the ML after flip over ask where else to press .. do you normally be super direct and point at lanjiao or act dumb?

Direct: Tell her small head or little bro or 小弟弟
Want teasing: my thigh pain, jogging exercise too much

Nowadays, at start before turn over, ML ask where pain.. I answer whole body .. then when she starts, immediately say, my butt too ache.. before she can say anything say, sit on office chair too long, butt ache, my boss takan bully me..

Usually, they will lol, and I get a butt massage.

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[dexpaul]

Nice. I had fun reading this thread

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[scuderia88]

Thanks Bros for giving tips on how to sweet talk NO. hehe...

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[coolguy85]

What a great thread. Need to push it up. I wish I saw this when I first started....

[zerozaber2]

very funny thread, good read from page 1 till 16. ups for awareness!