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03-06-2005, 05:05 PM
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“OH COME ON!!! What do you hope to achieve by going there? A confrontation?!!” I was getting thoroughly pissed with her nonsense……
“ER….i dunno…BUT I just do not want you to leave…..I just want to STAY with you……!” By now, here tears have smudged her eye makeup quite badly and there were 2 black lines from here eyes down to her cheeks. “Tell you what, you be good and go home first, this coming weekend I bring you along with me to my business trip in Shanghai……we could then be oblivious of who the people are and behave like a normal couple going through our daily routine of waking up together, work, dinner, drink and lot’s of sex to satisfy your hungry needs…..” I said in a tone like an adult coaxing a kid to do something against his / her wishes…..sheeesh! “You promise? You sure I can follow you?” She replied with a brightened disposition and stuck her pinky out……. “ Cannot break promise you know?” “Don’t worry…..I won’t….., so go on in and I’ll talk to you tomorrow…..Goodnight” I said as I bent over to give her a good night kiss… As she got off and got in through her gate, I sped off after realizing I had spent a good 15 mins coaxing her to go in…. As I was nearing home, my phone rang …. “Hello? I’m almost home….got stopped at a police road block earlier…..but luckily nothing…..” I told my wife…trying to sound rather anxious…….(Shit! Should get an award for my acting skills) Ok guys...here's all i can write for today as i gott go attend one of my bro's pub official opening.......will try to write over the weekend. Cheers. 
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#227
03-06-2005, 05:15 PM
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#228
03-06-2005, 05:54 PM
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Now i know what excuse to use when i'm cheating. hahaha nice one there bro
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#229
03-06-2005, 06:34 PM
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then maybe i can sian the lau chio married ladys in my office liao lo!
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#230
03-06-2005, 06:37 PM
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bro Harrier, thank you for your stories, especailly taking the time out to write the story... i wish i got story to tell u all also but my england not so good...
bro, you really quite well-off leh... drive SUV, go eat high class food and stay in 5 star hotel... then brother open pub... wah lau so envy... i squeeze in bus, makan mee pok (but no Bunny like michelle goh), stay in hotel81, and bro open stall at roadside sell newspaper...
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04-06-2005, 09:15 AM
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04-06-2005, 09:25 AM
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04-06-2005, 09:27 AM
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04-06-2005, 06:00 PM
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04-06-2005, 06:09 PM
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very good storey read until shiok liao
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05-06-2005, 12:20 AM
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Sure got enough stories to last you through the nite ... 
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#238
06-06-2005, 12:35 AM
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As I walked into the house after parking my car in the porch, I was greeted by my wife who had a face darker than Justice Bao…..
“So…..what was that fiasco all about?” She queried as she eyed me suspiciously. “Oh…tell you what, why dun you go get a bowl to eat your noodle soup while I go take a quick shower and I’ll sit down and talk to you about it….” “Ok, be quick about it” She replied as I heaved a sigh of relief and made my way to my bedroom. I took a quick shower and made my way to the dining room in preparation for interrogation….. I pulled a chair and sat down beside her to see her tucking halfway into the noodles that have turned soggy. “So….You have something to tell me?” “Well….what do you want to know…..?” I asked back trying to act blur… “I want to know EVERYTHNG between you and that girl that shouted in the car! So…have u slept with her before?!!” “Er…..well…let me put it this way…..You know how I always get to meet up with Matt and she’s always there with us for meetings and stuff……she kinda got attracted to me and as things turn out…could be some kind of Fatal Attraction even though I’ve NEVER slept with her……” I said trying to sound as innocent as I possibly can…. “Ok, please stay away from these types lah….thru the years so many of these young girls throw themselves at you, better be careful….peach blossom luck is bad for business….! The noodles so soggy,I dun want to eat anymore…let’s go to bed……” “Ok” I replid with a sigh of relief and deciding to not say anything else in case something wrong slips out. To prevent more problems, I switch off my handphones before going into my room and getting into bed to sleep.
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#239
06-06-2005, 01:01 AM
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As it turned out, I was damn lucky I switched off my handphones as when I switched them on when I was on the way to the office, there were 5 voice messages from HER with contents like “ I can’t sleep, I Miss you….I’m thinking of you, I hope you are not cuddling your wife to make up to her, etc..” Those emotional shit that young boys and women are into..
As I got into my office at about 10.30am, my secretary came into my room and passed me 3 messages that came in for me in the morning. 1 was from Matt and the other 2 were from HER…. Well, instead of calling, I decided to log on to the MSN and Yahoo messengers to ask what’s up as I have a messenger link with most of my business contacts as we travel so often so it saves some $$ and most importantly, it helps when the situation gets a little tense and it’s easier via messenger where things are more amicable… Harrier : Yo dude Matt : Yo….you ok on the home front? Harrier : Yah..no wurries….handled it properly…..wassup? Matt : I heard about it this morning while having breakfast with your GF this morning. Harrier : So…what did she tell you??? Matt : Something about your wife calling and she shouted and told her to F off….and they apparently had a phone conversation together…?? Harrier : Yap! That’s what happened! But lucky for me…my wife trusts me big time…. *phew* Matt : Anyway, back to business…..can we have a meeting today before you fly off to Shanghai? Btw, when you departing? Harrier : Just checked my schedule….have to leave in 3 days time….what say we have dinner tonight….just you and I Harrier : and we can get the business part as well as some catching up over some wine or beer? What say you? Matt : Cool! Where you wanna meet? What time? Harrier : Hmm….wanna go to a new place near where I stay? Great American food with decent prices and should be relatively quite tonight….. Matt : Can, how do I get there? Harrier : OK, it’s at Andrew’s Ave….you take TPE the SLE and exit at Upper Thomson and head towards Sembawang direction….you then make a right turn after Sembawang Shopping Centre…. Harrier : After which you turn right just AFTER the first entrance to Sembawabg Park…it’s called Buckeroos….U got it? Harrier : Let’s meet 7pm? Matt : Ok cool…..C’ya mate… Harrier : Ok man. BTW dun tell HER u meeting me for dinner….*shhhhhh* Matt : ok noted….laters matey. GTG..bye
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#240
06-06-2005, 01:16 AM
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Well guys…this part is where guys catch up and talk abt the shitty problems they get from women (Ladies no offence please). Please bear with me….
“Yo dude, where’s you? I’m already here having my 2nd glass of scotch man….I wanna be able to discuss the business part soberly….” I asked as Matt picked up his mobile. “Sorry lah, got caught in traffic… there’s a traffic jam in front of some army camp….anyway, should be there soon…sorry.” “Ok then, I just wait by the bar and when you get here, we’ll shift to our table….Bye” The traffic wasn’t really that bad and in 15 mins, Matt’s CLK 230 cabrio pulled up and parked in front of my car. “You sure there was traffic jam or u driving slowly so the chicks can see you and your car? I teased as we shook hands while I indicated to the service staff to move my things over to our reserved table. “So, what about a scotch for you while we order?” I continued as I passed him a copy of the menu. “Sure, I’m thirtsy and hungry…let’s get the orders away and then talk…” With that, we placed our orders and had a big sip of our scotches and started our discussion of our joint business venture….. After some 20 mins, our main course of T-Bone steak (for me) and lamb chops (for him) arrived together with our side orders of delicious onion rings. As we were both rather hungry, we just tucked into the food immediately.. “Wow! This is delicious! You sure have a way to sniff out good food even though it’s located in some obscure part of the island…… “Yap! One of the BEST cheaper ranged establishments for it’s Americano food selection…..Anyway, did she know you’re meeting me for dinner?” “NO lah, I just put down as a social dinner…..she doesn’t dare ask me about those. What about you? What’s your excuse? “Well….i told her I was gonna have dinner with my wife as she was rather pissed with the incident last nite and I have to pacify her……She was very displeased BUT I said since she caused the trouble by not knowing when to keep her mouth shut…this is her just reward!” “Wah! You quite stylo huh?? Be careful ok….from wat I know, her ex-boyfriend was also a married man……and the breakup was quite ugly!” “Ok thanks….and cheers to our venture!” With that we continued tucking into the delicious food when my handphone rang….”Breeep breep….” Ok bros, sorry notebook batt almost flat already...will try to continue soon...stay tuned...
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