R21 jokes to share. - Page 15

joensue · #**211** 15-06-2016, 10:22 AM

wife and are enjoy your jokes greatly. thanks for sharing them.

Osim · #**212** 15-06-2016, 01:16 PM

Nice jokes .... not aware of this thread until now

altec7 · #**213** 15-06-2016, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by 21MARTELL

After more then 3 years

Ah welcome back sis!! we sure missed you!
Please do continue to share the awesome jokes

21MARTELL · #**214** 15-06-2016, 08:58 PM

little boy asks his dad if he can take a shower with him. The dad says "yes, but don't look down." So the boy is in the shower with his dad and he looks down and asks what it is. The dad replies it's a snake.

Then the boy asks if he can take a shower with his mom. She says "yes, but don't look up or down." They are in the shower and the boy looks up and asks what it is. The mom replies they're her headlights. Then he looks down and asks what it is. She says it's her bush.

Then the boy asks if he can sleep with his parents. They reply "yes, but don't look down." He is in bed and then looks down and yells "mommy, turn on your headlights. The snake is going into the bush!"

21MARTELL · #**215** 15-06-2016, 09:07 PM

Q: Why are Penises the lightest things in the world?
A: Even thoughts can raise them.

21MARTELL · #**216** 15-06-2016, 09:58 PM

One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops. “What are you doing, Mommy?” The mother too embarassed to tell her little girl about sex so she makes up an answer. “Well, sweetie, sometimes daddy’s tummy gets too big so I have to jump up and down on it to flatten it out.” The little girl replies, “Well, mommy you really shouldn’t bother with that.” The mother has a confused look on her face, “Why do you say that sweetheart?” The little girl replies, “Because mommy, everytime you leave in the morning, the lady next door comes over and blows it back up.”

Abelia · #**217** 16-06-2016, 04:05 AM

Thank you TS! Good read to pass time.
Waiting for more.

21MARTELL · #**218** 16-06-2016, 03:50 PM

Vaginas are like weather. When it's wet, it's time to go inside.

MuackyMouse · #**219** 16-06-2016, 07:02 PM

Thanks TS for the jokes, support x2

Prince57 · #**220** 16-06-2016, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 21MARTELL

Vaginas are like weather. When it's wet, it's time to go inside.

Very true hehe

21MARTELL · #**221** 17-06-2016, 04:41 AM

A woman is standing looking in the bedroom mirror… She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, “I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly… I really need you to pay me a compliment.” The husband replies, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”

21MARTELL · #**222** 17-06-2016, 04:45 AM

Q:Why are hurricanes normally named after women?

A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

21MARTELL · #**223** 17-06-2016, 04:54 AM

My penis was in the Guiness Book of Records... until the librarian kicked me out.

diputs1269 · #**224** 17-06-2016, 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 21MARTELL

Vaginas are like weather. When it's wet, it's time to go inside.

Upz for this nice one

21MARTELL · #**225** 17-06-2016, 03:57 PM

Peter: "Your secretary is very sexy..." Tony: "Thanks! It's a robot actually, named 'Maria'. If you squeeze her right boob, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left boob, she types letters! I'll Lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions..." Next day Peter called Tony from hospital & shouted: "You bastard!" You didn't tell me that the "HOLE" between Maria's legs is a pencil sharpener.