Hanoi - Page 149

ThunderPriest · #**2221** 16-02-2009, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by civic_jerk

Thunderpriest..Can I join in your adventure in Hanoi? will be reaching tomolo.

CJ,
Sure. Don't know yet what we're doing tomorrow, PM me your mobile.

Carrot007 · #**2222** 16-02-2009, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by ThunderPriest

Restoor and I decided the music is too loud, and headed to 17 Saloon. BTW, bro Carrot... that syt waitress (ya know the one I mean), keep asking me about you. I think you've found your regular in Hanoi

Not really, I had totally forgotten about her the last time, only remember why I gave up on her when she sms me... her spelling is worst than mine, a lot of wrong words and couldn't make out what she is saying. Didn't want to let her corrupt/confuse my hard-learned vietnamese...
Anyway, compare to the time we 1st met her in the BBQ place and then looking at her again now at 17 salon, I realised she had already grown devilish horns on her head...

I am in fact more keen on the 200kvnd syt at relax2 (you know what I mean), hope to return soon to check on my ROI

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Originally Posted by ThunderPriest

I then stopped her, and told mine that I don't want her to service me in the room, if she did, I am a customer, not a boyfriend. She was so happy and started frenching me... and, I am meeting her tonight for a continuation.... to be continued...

3 bows to the ladykiller !
Only you can think of such magical words to charm the girls !

retsoor · #**2223** 16-02-2009, 05:11 PM

yes TP has a true gift for words and speaks so many languages...a cunning linguist...

I was just trying to come up with something for another girl, in terms of height she's like the Hennessy girl TP met at Dandy Club, a scyscraper. Anh Dep Trai inspired me to use references to movies, so I was thinking about something along this line:

Đẹp Từng Centimet...và em có nhiều nhiêu centimet

retsoor · #**2224** 16-02-2009, 05:44 PM

here's the clip from "Dep tung centimet" I wanted to embed in the previous post:

Obviously embeds need to be done with just a link, no markup, I realised that right after the 30 min limit for edits expired. Maybe I have bad luck on forums and good luck in other parts of life

Sexrider · #**2225** 16-02-2009, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ALLDayLong

First, my thanks to Deptrai for his hospitality.
Bros Sexrider and Dreamtent have described in some detail the places we visited. Hanoi is a good place to feast your stomach and your eyes. My Vietnamese friend likes to share this story - it is common to see 3 ladies in their laquerware plaque : a Hanoi, Hue and Saigon lady. For Hanoi ladies their asset is above their shoulder (facial beauty) as for Saigon(HCMC) it is below the shoulder (solid body). Of course you can find in Hanoi both facial beauty and solid body. Same for Saigon.

The hotel which Sexrider referred to for our supper is the Hanoi Hotel.

You can request to ride pillion with the girl and ask her to show you around town after supper.

My opinion : Relax2 is too expensive for the price you paid with no action allowed with the girls (understand that this is a chilling out place). With the same amount we spent there you can have a good time in Fortuna or Hanoi Hotel night club. Sexrider and myself checked out at Hanoi Hotel nightclub - Karaoke room for whole night - US$35. If you have a bottle of Chivas at US$115 the room is free. Fee for the girls is US$15 (Sexrider correct me if I am wrong). Ta-pao : US$100. Over night US$200. You can get it for less if the girl like you. In these two places, there are more beauties (both facial and bodily). If you do not go for the Karaoke room and sit at the nightclub and dance, the charges are US$5 per can of beer and girl sit with you for US$15 throughout the night.

This reply is a bit long but just sharing.

Bro, sorry, for the Hanoi Hotel karaoke one, I am not sure because while you were talking to the lady, I was Night-dreaming, fantasizing our visits there (one day

) and looking at the place.

If I remember correctly most of the points you have mentioned are correct. Just that part sitting at the Main Hall, whether there is US$35 ticket charge, I am not sure. The rest are correct, if I remember correctly.

Nevertheless, it's I would like to highlight that Hanoi Hotel is a great place for supper and a place to get known some of the WLs if they are not being booked (in a cheap way- just need to pay their supper). It is also a hotspot to pick up ladies who would like to try their lucks there. I wonder why we do not have such places back home?

Anyway, thanks bro Deptrai, Minister of Tourism of Hanoi for his hospitality and his treats. I just noticed that during my last few days of stays, that it is quite happening in Hanoi, just that we must know the way. All most of the girls there are really pretty.

Overall, IMHO, I would like to give Hanoi ***/***** (3 of 5 stars for a must visit bonking place) due to the following reasoning:

1) Language's problem. Language is a major obstacle as even we might look alike (Asian People), but once we open our mouth (without really showing our tongues), they know that we are not local already as most of them they know only Vietnamese. AT the same time, immediately in their PC, all the prices for chopping foreigners come out in their PC/Brain.

2) It is a city that correlates living expenses with USD and automatically not cheap.

3) Hanoi is quite a conservative city. After saying that, this also immediately bring to the next topic, it is open, but in a more conservative way, meaning they think that sex is not a very casual thing and customers have to pay quite a lot in order to get commercial business done.

retsoor · #**2226** 16-02-2009, 06:04 PM

so I just tried that line (Đẹp Từng Centimet...và em có nhiều nhiêu centimet).

Reply: HAHAHA U make me think of upper class people in VN. Have u just go to cinema with a beautiful girl, so u think of me? HEHEHE

I think the line worked nicely...

deptrai4u · #**2227** 17-02-2009, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Sexrider

Bro, sorry, for the Hanoi Hotel karaoke one, I am not sure because while you were talking to the lady, I was Night-dreaming, fantasizing our visits there (one day

) and looking at the place.

If I remember correctly most of the points you have mentioned are correct. Just that part sitting at the Main Hall, whether there is US$35 ticket charge, I am not sure. The rest are correct, if I remember correctly.

Hi Bro,

You are right. Actually I was excited about the possible news that Hanoi Hotel KTV has dropped the prices drastically as this could mean another possible place to take newbies to try Viet dishes that can speak English/Chinese. So this evening, me and another 2 bros planned to check it out. I arrived with ThunderPriest first, we both cornered a MMS and interrogated her thoroughly about the new rates. She says 1 can of beer is US$5, but if pay VND398,000 can drink till drunk (buffet style). But each girl sits down sets you back by US$32 immediately. All these prices still have to add a Plus_Plus to it...

We turn around and went off.

ThunderPriest · #**2228** 17-02-2009, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by deptrai4u

Hi Bro,

You are right. Actually I was excited about the possible news that Hanoi Hotel KTV has dropped the prices drastically as this could mean another possible place to take newbies to try Viet dishes that can speak English/Chinese. So this evening, me and another 2 bros planned to check it out. I arrived with ThunderPriest first, we both cornered a MMS and interrogated her thoroughly about the new rates. She says 1 can of beer is US$5, but if pay VND398,000 can drink till drunk (buffet style). But each girl sits down sets you back by US$32 immediately. All these prices still have to add a Plus_Plus to it...

We turn around and went off.

Yup... US32, add higher than normal prices for alcohol, plus 300K for gal tips, not worth it.

ThunderPriest · #**2229** 17-02-2009, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by deptrai4u

Waiting for FR tomorrow...

So mission accomplished. Incredible GFE, so tonight have encore performance. This time no need to wait for her at Fortuna anymore, she knows the way

. So can song-song watch my Hongkong kungfu serial while I wait for her to show up.

ThunderPriest · #**2230** 17-02-2009, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by retsoor

yes TP has a true gift for words and speaks so many languages...a cunning linguist...

Đẹp Từng Centimet...và em có nhiều nhiêu centimet

Wah! Power pack phrase. Hmmm... how about, errr...
"Em co mong dep, vu to, da lam anh xuong tim, len chim"

Maybe too direct.
... or... "Mat em mai giong sao, mieng em ngot giong keo, buom em huong giong hoa"

ThunderPriest · #**2231** 17-02-2009, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Carrot007

I am in fact more keen on the 200kvnd syt at relax2 (you know what I mean), hope to return soon to check on my ROI

oh yah... you better hurry. I think her horns growing out as well.

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Originally Posted by Carrot007

3 bows to the ladykiller !
Only you can think of such magical words to charm the girls !

How to compare with you? I only know how to use HCM portraits in my wallet to attact the char bo. You are the guru, but think the biggest guru is Sir Deptrai

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retsoor · #**2232** 17-02-2009, 05:00 PM

working on my text msg skills again today...I was growing impatient with a girl who has been in SG for a week already, I couldn't resist and asked "So are you going to be a famous model in SG now?"

reply: When I'm in HN u didn't spend time with me, cho nen e qua buon ba va quyet dinh o SG den khi nao het buon thi thoi. HEHE.

Of course this is BS, she had planned to go to SG anyway, her trip had nothing to do with me, but she's playing, and saying it made her sad that I didn't want to see her and she'll only come back to HN when she is no longer sad. In other words, she's fishing for compliments.

So I came up with this: "Hehe. Kg ai nho e. A ten la kg ai".

what I wanted to say: Nobody misses you. My name is nobody. I hope I got it right and she'll understand.

Pink_Flyod · #**2233** 17-02-2009, 05:29 PM

Eventhough I had stop going to Hanoi, I still watch this thread with delight the fact that our bro there are still taking care new fellows and still having lots of fun.... Kudos to Bro Dept and TP..

ThunderPriest · #**2234** 17-02-2009, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by retsoor

working on my text msg skills again today...I was growing impatient with a girl who has been in SG for a week already, I couldn't resist and asked "So are you going to be a famous model in SG now?"

reply: When I'm in HN u didn't spend time with me, cho nen e qua buon ba va quyet dinh o SG den khi nao het buon thi thoi. HEHE.

Of course this is BS, she had planned to go to SG anyway, her trip had nothing to do with me, but she's playing, and saying it made her sad that I didn't want to see her and she'll only come back to HN when she is no longer sad. In other words, she's fishing for compliments.

So I came up with this: "Hehe. Kg ai nho e. A ten la kg ai".

what I wanted to say: Nobody misses you. My name is nobody. I hope I got it right and she'll understand.

MASTERFUL! You got cocky and funny down to an art form. Vietnamese women (or just women in general) don't like wuzzes who fawn over them, or roll over (good dog) when they tell you to. Something that bro Deptrai and I have been trying to drill into our young friend Posted. Your did well my friend!

retsoor · #**2235** 17-02-2009, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ThunderPriest

You did well my friend!

Thanks for the compliments, I am only a beginner student, but I have been learning from the very best here, TP and DepTrai. That msg did indeed worked very well, her answer was:

E lai om lai roi. Om tuong tu ay, hehehe.
(I am sick again. The illness is love sickness...)

The only problem here is that she's really really good with text messages, better than me, so I try to learn from her as well...I will remember her answer and use it myself some time

I told her I was not sure if I can cure her...but we should meet asap in a nice restaurant to discuss that illness of hers, and I will do my best to be of assistance, and I asked when we can do that. - Finally I got the answer I was looking for, she'll be back in 1 week, and we have a date.