All girls love Power Tan

[edvil]

You meant at the bottom of a bottomless pit?

[PowerTAN_P_W]

On a sunny afternoon, MrStyleKing was having coffee at his regular cafe when he spotted Gambol sitting alone at the opposite table.

MrStyleKing: Hi bro, how have you been doing lately? Any luck with girls in sammyboy forum?

Gambol: Well of course. I am now a popular FB guru in the forum busy sharing my techniques of having free sex with 100+ girls to those losers, including an idiot with a failed attempt to sell his pathetic food blog.

MrStyleKing (Laugh): That's the greatest joke i have heard this year. As a reward you are allowed to give me a blowjob for free.

Gambol: What the fuck??? Just who do you think i am, a FAGGOT???

MrStyleKing (Sneer): And who do you think you are? POWER TAN???

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[PowerTAN_P_W]

On a hot sunny afternoon act smart dumbass totally and maid hunting despo ningcaichen are both shopping in a sex toy shop when a robber came in suddenly and commanded the shopkeeper and every single customers to handover their money.

act smart dumbass totally gave a smirk and said: it's so smart of me never to bring any cash but credit cards whenever i do my shopping. haha.

maid hunting despo ningcaichen immediately stuff a $100 notes into totally's pocket and said: keep it bro, this is the $100 i borrowed from you last week.

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[PowerTAN_P_W]

up my 5 star thread for awareness

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[PowerTAN_P_W]

you won't understand what it means to be the Number One unless you have witnessed the 'seh' of Power Tan.

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[PowerGuySG]

Mr Tan, I am sick and tired to see your post. Make me feel like peeing on your head and make you wake up your idea. In there, we are talking about sex and not here to showoff how good you are. If you want, maybe some showoff forums will let you do it.

Beside WHO GIVE A DAMN HOW GOOD YOU ARE!

[ManWithSeh]

Originally Posted by PowerTAN_P_W

you won't understand what it means to be the Number One unless you have witnessed the 'seh' of Power Tan.

Rgds,
Ah Wee

hooray for shifu Power Tan! hooray for the number one!!

hip hip hooray!!!

[ManWithSeh2]

Originally Posted by ManWithSeh

hooray for shifu Power Tan! hooray for the number one!!

hip hip hooray!!!

shixiong we should bump up shifu's threads daily so more samsters can benefit from his teachings and all can become the man with seh.

[PowerGuySG]

PowerTan, ManwithSeh and ManwithSeh2, I guess is the same person. So immature.

http://postimg.org/image/6kk9avtu1/full/

[divedeeper]

Originally Posted by PowerGuySG

PowerTan, ManwithSeh and ManwithSeh2, I guess is the same person. So immature.

http://postimg.org/image/6kk9avtu1/full/

The solution is zapping all of them.

[PowerGuySG]

divadeeper, no use lah. The thick skinned -301 and still bullsh*tting.

[PowerTAN_P_W]

Originally Posted by PowerGuySG

divadeeper, no use lah. The thick skinned -301 and still bullsh*tting.

one day PowerGuySG went to the neighbourhood market to buy his groceries.

PowerGuySG: good morning auntie, i would like to buy one of your XL sized cucumber.

Market auntie (astonished): what the fuck is a XL sized cucumber?

PowerGuySG: you know lah auntie, it's recession now and i am out of job thus i have no money to buy the XL sized dildo which i desperately needed to stop the shit from coming out of my worn-out ass. So please auntie give me the cucumber now before you see shit in your store.

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[edvil]

Originally Posted by PowerTAN_P_W

one day PowerGuySG went to the neighbourhood market to buy his groceries.

PowerGuySG: good morning auntie, i would like to buy one of your XL sized cucumber.

Market auntie (astonished): what the fuck is a XL sized cucumber?

PowerGuySG: you know lah auntie, it's recession now and i am out of job thus i have no money to buy the XL sized dildo which i desperately needed to stop the shit from coming out of my worn-out ass. So please auntie give me the cucumber now before you see shit in your store.

Rgds,
Ah Wee

Ooi...writing primary school essay huh?
Your grammar is really shitty, like you leh.

[PowerGuySG]

LOL. Maybe he is related to Ris Low who need to go for English lessons.
Sorry, I take back. I feel Ris Low is better than him. LOL

[PowerTAN_P_W]

Originally Posted by edvil

Ooi...writing primary school essay huh?
Your grammar is really shitty, like you leh.

To a man with 'seh' like Power Tan it's always lonely at the top. And lesser man without 'seh' such as edvil shall always play the role of the jealous counterpart.

This is the price to pay for being the Number One.

Rgds,
Ah Wee