Schoolboy true adventure in the ''place of liar''

[GR888]

Originally Posted by mr_missile

damn malu.....but i am afraid i was defeated by hulk ninja......are you laughing your nuts off now? damn! me and my stupid idea of going without prior appointment.....

Alamak! That's awful!!! No lah bro MM, me not going to laugh. I've had my share of disastrous and frustrating misses in the past too But now that I've bulked up on my "market knowledge", that risk is mitigated to a large extent lor. But still, the risk is ever present... and Murphy's Law will strike when we least expect it

[JJSS]

Originally Posted by GR888

Wahahahaha! I almost fell off my chair laughing myself silly when one samster PMed me with the contact for Sweet Secrets in exchange for Hello Titty, Vampish Vainpot and Tarty Tai-tai. He must have just woken up from a coma... buay tahan, sibei hilarious!

FARKTARD GR888,
Don't be cocky, it's just WLs contact! Your "CB" diarrhea mouth still could not stop! As it worth the weight of gold, we should be laughing ourself silly about your stupilidy, yeeha,ha,ha,ha,ha

[JJSS]

Originally Posted by GR888

Alamak! That's awful!!! No lah bro MM, me not going to laugh. I've had my share of disastrous and frustrating misses in the past too But now that I've bulked up on my "market knowledge", that risk is mitigated to a large extent lor. But still, the risk is ever present... and Murphy's Law will strike when we least expect it

Hello diarrhea mouth,
Taking cock again! calling chicken is simply "calling chicken", what the fark are you talking about " market knowledge" and Murphy's Law.......trying to impress again, LJ
Can't fault you....because your budget is only $100/- per trick that why you are classified in the category...."ai chi goa ai tau lap nie" type, hahahaha, loooser

[aJinStar]

Mind sharing location n contact? pm me.

[HC88]

Went to this fine place last weekend.
Was assigned to a pleasant looking lady with good figure.
Her oil massage was just amazing !
Her strength and movement on my body making feel in heaven.

She speak very good english - sound she is a pure local singaporean.
After a thorough Great massage - time to sexercise.

Her boobs not really soft, suspect been modified before.
Her blow job was not was the best that i had experience.
A satisfaction FJ with her with nice moan.

Overall a overdue time been having such a great massage with nice FJ

Statistic :

Look : 7.5
Age : Late 20's or early 30's
Boob : 33B+
Figure : 7.5
Massage : 8.5
BJ : 6
FJ : 7.5

[JJSS]

Originally Posted by GR888

Wahahahaha! I almost fell off my chair laughing myself silly......... buay tahan, sibei hilarious!

Donkey Hole,
Same bloody phrase all the time........ You sound so fake!.........better go consult a witch doctor. What happen to the hectic travelling?
By the way your rep. Points still at 1401 for weeks......why no more support har!
maybe you should change your style of writting! buay tahan, sibei hilarious........
repeatinng like the bird park parrots.......not surprising you have developed a bird brain too,hahahahahah

[deadchief]

Just share an experience two days ago at a joint I went for the first time. (This is a different joint from the one I shared earlier)

I went to this beauty parlour earlier this year located in a shopping mall. Their clientelle is mainly ladies with services such as pre and post-natal massage, facial, slimming and detox etc...

I saw a lady outside distributing flyers and she looked quite cute so I took the flyer and entered. Inside, a Singaporean girl with long black hair and black rimmed specs who spoke good English attended to me. She was standing at the counter and she explained to me the packages, I wasn't listening but my eyes were roaming around trying to size up her boobs and imagine how they look like. She looked like in her early 30s and a GND type.

The syt outside distributing the flyers also came in and I noticed that she also look quite pretty. She was wearing a long dress and she has fair skin and looked much younger than the previous girl. What struck me was she was wearing slippers and has very nice pretty well pedicured feet coloured in blue something like the picture below.




At this point wild thoughts ran through my head and I thought if I accepted the massage (Usual price was $80 after discount it was something like half price according to the flyer) will I get special with this lady? I think th emore likely scenario will be they will assign old aunties to attend to me while the two syts are actually the owners of the SPA.

So I controlled my small head and used big head to think and said I will consider it. The two girls did not pressurize me and said "Feel free to come again".

Fast forward a few months later, one of the good brothers here mentioned that there might be some action in one of the SPAs in the same shopping mall so I promptly made my way down to recee.

To my pleasant surprise, it was the same shop I mentioned earlier! So I entered and this time the counter was a middle aged woman, not the young one. She asked me a few verifying questions like how did I know about this place and if I came here before. I told her that someone recommended to me and that I came here before because of a flyer. Anyway I chose the facial package as it will look ridiculous if I chose a post natal massage right?

Feeling horny, I decided to be bold and blunt and asked her straight away if there are young girls here. She looked at me with a suspicious look and mentioned there are several malaysian girls. (names not mentioned here)

I entered the nice room with facial equipment and nice decor. There was an attached bathroom too. I did not remove my clothes to shower because it's a facial right? Imagine the embarassement when the lady appears and asked "facial mah, why are you naked?" I think I don't know how to answer. So I sat there for 5 minutes playing candy crush.

5 Minutes later a girl entered. She wore a professional SPA attire like those wore by Jean Yip. She asked me why never shower? I said "oh.. ok.. I shower now" She asked me if I wanted tea and she went out to get it.

After the shower, I lied down on the bed and I asked if she did facial or massage, she said she is not very experienced in facial, so I said ok massage then.

To be continued...

[deadchief]

... continued from above

Since it's my first time here, I am not sure if there is indeed any action.

I lied down on my front and she covered my body with the towel. At no time did she "accidentally" touch my private parts or purposely remove the towel to look at the family jewels.

It was actually pretty decent massage and I found her to be a very good conversationalist. We talked about recent events in the newspapers and about food from her hometown Penang. We then talked about her job and she asked me which joints I visit. That I thought was a give away. She is actually testing if I am from AV or a regular horny guy. So I boldly told her which joints I went and which girls I fucked regularly. I wanted to see if she is embarassed by my honesty.

Surprisingly she is quite ok with me revealing that and she even told me she knew some of the girls I mentioned. She also shared with me the joint she previously worked at and the special services she provided. (I could never have guessed as it is located in a very upmarket 4 star hotel, it caught me by surprise as well as I went there a few times for wedding dinner without suspecting anything, anyway according to her the joint has closed down)

After about 30 minutes of good massage, she popped the GQ. As a rule I do not do FJ unless I rate her 7/10 or above in looks. She is not ugly but let's just say she will not make me take a second look, her redeeming factor is she has a rather nice personality.

I agreed to her proposed BM/HJ/BJ. She is actually quite nice as she says I can pay her any amount. I am tempted to say $10 just to see her reaction but since she is such as sweet thing (sweet but not pretty) I told her I will give her the standard market rate for BM.

She automatically stripped naked totally and she proceeded to use her finger nails to gently stroke my body (ala sexy massage) and did a very very good bbbj. It was just pure bliss lying down and enjoying the moment without getting up and having to exert energy to pump.

After what seemed like eternity she stood up to hj me to completion while I explored her body and rubbed her wet pussy. Her boobs are A cup type natural ones and she has some tummy fats. So not the super model kind of figure. Her skills are quite good though and in no time it was game over.

Summary:
Looks: 5.5/10
Boobs: A
Body: 6/10, with tummy fats
BBBJ: 8/10
GFE: 9/10 (she is very nice conversationalist)

At the end of the day at least I ventured into unknown territory. Those whom I have sent pm, if you have the time help to try the other girls and see if there are gems to be uncovered here. (I am still hoping to find the pretty blue pedicured toe nail girl)

[and1]

Thanks for the contact, bro deadchief really appreciate it!

[DarknessSouLx]

hi bro,
dun mind can share location and ctc? thanks

[adonis]

Hi deadchief. U can actually reverse psycho the HC/massage parlour/spa receptionist. Go to the receptionist.

I: Do u have any massage/facial women over 40 y.o.?
Receptionist: Huh!? U want old woman, ah?
I: How many do u have?
Receptionist: We have three. Amy, Xiao Ni n Ah Ching. Xiao Ni is the lau cheo angpai. Very good, service one. Never bluff u lah.
I: Any more?
Receptionist: No.
I: Then I'll have a girl below 30 y.o. for __ mins. pls. Not Amy, Xiao Ni n Ah Ching.

[deadchief]

Originally Posted by adonis

Hi deadchief. U can actually reverse psycho the HC/massage parlour/spa receptionist. Go to the receptionist.

I: Do u have any massage/facial women over 40 y.o.?
Receptionist: Huh!? U want old woman, ah?
I: How many do u have?
Receptionist: We have three. Amy, Xiao Ni n Ah Ching. Xiao Ni is the lau cheo angpai. Very good, service one. Never bluff u lah.
I: Any more?
Receptionist: No.
I: Then I'll have a girl below 30 y.o. for __ mins. pls. Not Amy, Xiao Ni n Ah Ching.

Ha ha bro Adonis.... like that also can ah?

That is a brilliant way to work around the system...

[ang076]

Went this joint and get fucked by apprehensive busty chio bu.
More details tonite

[tomatoservice]

Camping liao bro...hehe

[ang076]

Went to the joint today. and that two receptionists look at me with apprehension. Fat Ah soh asked me how come I know this place? I stare blankly and spoke like someone with low IQ, I told them my uncle told me about this place.

Slim MILF receptionist look at me (she was probably a mother of teen child) like that, wondering whether I must be told to fuck off. (her eyes look like hostile...)

I told fat ah soh" my uncle work for my daddy, driving car for my daddy.He also drove me to and from school.''

Ah soh: got money to pay?

I purposely fork out few $50 notes.

Ah soh: I take $100. okay?

I shook my head: said one $50 enough.

Ah soh look at me like that..I then show crying face. (I had to think how my superior threatened to deny me bonus in end 2013..)

She then relented and ask me to register and accompany me to room

She told me to take a shower.

I then took shower and wait long long for a gal.

Then short busty tanned lady with board shoulder, arrived.

She asked me whether I want to drink anything.
I said tea. her eyes look at me with apprehension.

She took long time to come. I understand that she told her colleagues that I am mentally retarded.

When she arrived, she asked me to lie down and she unwrapped towel around my waist and use this towel cover my buttock.

She massage me ,her mind probably was somewhere else.
She cannot focus because she had to serve mentally retarded boy.

As time went by, she tapped on my shoulder to get my attention..
She then popped GQ reluctantly.
I had to act innocent, she then said '' you have $100 right?"
I nodded like a fool.
she then excuse herself.
I smiled as I returned to my usual self. But she took a long time to come.
Probably she was very apprehensive about doing it to retarded boy.

When she arrived, asked me to lie on my back, and apply powder on my back and massage for a while..
I can guess her mind went " should I do it or not?"

She then press my shoulder few times.