Changping field reports

[aakumu]

Originally Posted by indianmagicoil

First virgin trip to CP and like all my virgin trips will be mistakes but next trip will be wiser.

My BIG Mistake
Took mrt to wrong railway station. Should be EAST Guangzhou and not SOUTH Guangzhou. Also the Dongguan Railway Station is in Changping??? WTF? All along tot was take train to DG then like a 15-20 minute cab ride to CP.

So exited MRT at South station asked desk where buy ticket to CP. "Sorry here no train go CP". Fuck? OK mai bpen rai have bus station outside. Take bus also can. "Sorry no bus go CP only go Humen, Louwu blah blah..." KNN 6pm already and I dun want waste time take MRT go back East Guangzhou. OK take cab? How much more can it be? I took from Baiyun airport to city was RMB140 and 45 minutes. So CP I read somewhere was 45 minutes to 1 hour plus by bus. OK most RMB300 right? Fucking wrong! Plus toll was RMB530!!! FYI its approx 125km from Guangzhou. Sian 1/2 my chiong budget kana dented so badly.

Taxi ride took nearly 2 hours coz expressway between Human & Dongguan there was 5 separate fender benders. Chinese people got fight for the world's crappiest drivers. Luckily by driver damn gungho. Zheng lai zheng ki drive on road shoulder all.

So finally reach CP and straight away after toll gates have guys distributing discount coupons from saunas and hotels. Expecting something like Patts but realized its more spread out and dangerous to walk alone especially at night as confirmed by KTV security guard, 2 taxi drivers, my KTV girl and Bro Ironman. Things are not as open as Patts with entertainment joints behind more discreet walls though street neon proclaims "Club!" or "KTV!".

So dropped at Ouya Hotel. There was another party here but RMB1,000 was too rich for my blood. SMSed my apologies to the bro I was suppose to meet but took a tour of the KTV and sauna. Damn nice high class place. Bros room was 222 but somehow can't find. So went up to sauna to check it out. Lady manager took me for mini tour explaining prices. Saw through door one guy choosing his girl from a line up. Along the corridor lots of girls. So many... Bangkok never see so many until like that before. Took her card & say one day must come back try.

Took cab to Fuhao KTV (RMB 20) by taxi with driver in a cage. You can tell how dangerous a place is by how well protected the cab driver is. Reached there around 9:30pm so missed the "flower street" which btw for those not knowing is not a physical street with lots of pussies but a parade through the KTV foyer of all the pussies available. One bro told me I next time must come earlier to witness the desperadoes grabbing for girls.

Led by a rather pushy mamasan to my room. She kept pushing this tall girl to me but girl not smiling and have the "buay kam wan" look so I said dun want. Realize China people dunno how to take no for an answer. Bro Tony had to literally ask her to fuck off from the room.

Hi bro,
Sorry to hear your bad exprience in CP.
When are you going to CP again, maybe I could take you around.
Are you going to BKK again?

My humle two cents.

[FeiGohGoh]

Originally Posted by adidas88

$$$$$$$$$$ ??? is that by tony aka tony stark ???

Think so.

http://www.$$$$$$$$$$.com/forum/

[indianmagicoil]

Originally Posted by FeiGohGoh

Welcome to CP....what date was that when you in OY looking for room 222 ? Maybe I miss u that nite in OYKing's party.......

Yes I think should be that party bro. I asked the staff there where Room 222 was so they gave me directions. But most of the rooms there started with 3XX (or 1XX) so it was rather confusing.

[indianmagicoil]

Originally Posted by aakumu

Hi bro,
Sorry to hear your bad exprience in CP.
When are you going to CP again, maybe I could take you around.
Are you going to BKK again?

Hi bro! Long time no see! Not sure when next CP trip. Either end of this month or else end April in between Canton Fair dates. Appreciate you showing me around if we can meet there.

Overall I wouldn't say it was a "bad experience" but a learning experience. Same when I first "chiong" Bangkok or anywhere for that matter. I go with an open mind set to expect the worst. I won't be flying into Bangkok now that often until maybe year end?

[buigongzai]

Hi bros,

reading this thread i am kinda lost on the group thingy? how do u arrange to join 1? going cp soon

[indianmagicoil]

Sorry for the disruption... here's Part 2.

Fuhao KTV was also luxurious but Ouya IMHO was one notch above. Called Bro Tony and he gave me room number. Earlier mentioned pushy MMS took over from the usher and with her MM in tow led me to the room. MM was nice, tall, slim & pleasant looking but like said can't smile so dun want better.

Wow! Room was big. Bigger than those at Sillypore's Tiananmen (or got fight?) already have like 7 bros from M'sia & Spore enjoying themselves. Was very hungry so ordered pork chop rice (RMB60) which looked and tasted like crap. What a let down. Yeah I know some peeps go there not for food but I'm particular but luckily NS train so wolfed down everything.

Bro Tony then ask if I want girl or not? I said I wanna relax a bit first. Apparently u go to a CP KTV not to sing your hearts out but to suss out the girl u wanna ta pao for the night so most parties end before midnight. One group had already left so I said "OK"... 10 minutes later 3 or 4 MMS's brought in whatever girls was left. All looked nice enough but all didn't smile except for one short haired cute button nosed Ah Lian. She at least looked willing to sit with me. The MMS that was chased out earlier was also there with the same MM... hmmm must b attitude problem, so long already and no takers? She really damn thick skin. Pushed her girl to me again "take two, take two"... I politely declined but polite is not what u do in China. Bro Tony again has to tell her to FO! Real stressful job this is... jai yen yen bro. Our age can get heart attack easily.

MM taught me how to play dice and she sang some songs. The other group also decided to go so left the 3 of us in room. Finished my allocated 6 beers and called it a night. Before leaving MM asked me where I am staying. I told her I wasn't planning on staying overnight in CP so have to sleep on the roads. "Can I go to your house to sleep?" Without batting an eyelid she said "Yes". Wow! I thought that was fast. Bonk + free room & board?

But I also read how its not advisable to follow them back coz it maybe a set up where they rob u. Lucky if they don't "kill people, cover mouth". Read Newpaper sometime back this uncle kana rob. Damn funny excuse he gave... say go CP buy electronics. KNN like I go Nana pray in temple.

Bro Tony also said better not but its up to me... hmmm tempting but decided against it coz 1) mainly I wanted to try their saunas and 2) its gonna cost me RMB800 to screw her and my "chiong" budget seriously eaten up by that damn cab ride. So brought her out and had grilled oysters (top up my zinc) opposite the KTV. Chit chat with her & exchanged numbers. I found her a real sweet girl (or is it an act? read all horror stories + bad experience PRC FLs here). So paid her RMB200+RMB10 for her cab home. A dozen oysters costs RMB40... love them with all that chilli, garlic & chives on top.

Cost of KTV (room & beers): RMB300+RMB10 service charge+RMB60 for crappy pork chop rice, I was alone so joined other groups.
Girl category: 2/5/8 means RMB200 if she just sit with u in KTV room. RMB500 for ST (one shot?) and RMB800 for overnight 2 shots.

[indianmagicoil]

Originally Posted by buigongzai

Hi bros,

reading this thread i am kinda lost on the group thingy? how do u arrange to join 1? going cp soon

You either PM one of the bros here that are going (provided they OK with u following) or else contact an agent (a few here) and he will arrange for u to join a bigger group. Economies of scale - combine u can enjoy a KTV vs going alone which is quite expensive.

If only going saunas then no need join a group. Solo go can but agents also can arrange everything for you as u will see in my Part 3 report soon.

[buigongzai]

Thanks bro

any agent u recommand?

Originally Posted by indianmagicoil

You either PM one of the bros here that are going (provided they OK with u following) or else contact an agent (a few here) and he will arrange for u to join a bigger group. Economies of scale - combine u can enjoy a KTV vs going alone which is quite expensive.

If only going saunas then no need join a group. Solo go can but agents also can arrange everything for you as u will see in my Part 3 report soon.

[mentholfresh]

Been busy lately, will continue my FR soon...

[TonyCheong]

Originally Posted by indianmagicoil

Cost of KTV (room & beers): RMB300 + RMB10 service charge + RMB60 for crappy pork chop rice

Just to clarify something.

¥10 is the service charge by KTV for the ¥60 Pork Chop Rice.
Not service charge by me.
There're no service charges when you make any bookings with me.

Hope you enjoyed your virgin CP trip.

[tanahkow55]

Originally Posted by sian cay

I need other bros opinion in regard to $$$$$$$$$$ tour guide services. Are they any good? I am going to be in CP in Nov 2012 for just 2 nights by myself (will be doing transit stop at Guangzhou, on my way to Korea) and I don't want kena conned by locals.

Although I am a Chinese descendant, I barely speak Mandarin and this would be my first trip to CP so I thought it's better to use tour guide services. I'd love to experience the KTV and sauna scenes in CP so any tips to be safe during my cheong will be appreciated.

Maybe I can tag along with some of the bros here who go to CP often? We could share the cost of cheong and in return I could give you a free sex tour if you ever in Melbourne

my friend, NOV 2012 is 8 months away !!!! many things would have changed...anyway, CP is not Guangzhou, you have to travel for at least another 2 hours (land transport) to reach CP...the safest way in CP is to be low profile and low profile and low profile...Dont ever follow those soliciting on the street to some back lanes or side street...PM me if you need more info

[indianmagicoil]

Originally Posted by TonyCheong

Just to clarify something.

¥10 is the service charge by KTV for the ¥60 Pork Chop Rice.
Not service charge by me.
There're no service charges when you make any bookings with me.

Hope you enjoyed your virgin CP trip.

I know u no service charge but u r making a living so I'm cool

Tot was some VAT for room but additional RMB10 for a plate of rice whose price is already so inflated? If delicious never mind but it was horrible - should have taken a picture to show all bros here. That is like pouring salt over the wound.

RMB60 (SGD 12) + RMB10 (SGD 2) = RMB70 (SGD14 or BHT340)???!!!
Bangkok G Club also not charge so ridiculous price for food and even if they did it always tasted great.

[sex crusader]

Originally Posted by indianmagicoil

I know u no service charge but u r making a living so I'm cool

Tot was some VAT for room but additional RMB10 for a plate of rice whose price is already so inflated? If delicious never mind but it was horrible - should have taken a picture to show all bros here. That is like pouring salt over the wound.

RMB60 (SGD 12) + RMB10 (SGD 2) = RMB70 (SGD14 or BHT340)???!!!
Bangkok G t meaClub also not charge so ridiculous price for food and even if they did it always tasted great.

Just go to any posh niteclub in sillypore and order a plate of fried rice, you will then find out that china is afterall cheaper after the conversion! I hope you have not got the expectation that cp is a kampong place?

[adidas88]

Originally Posted by indianmagicoil

Tot was some VAT for room but additional RMB10 for a plate of rice whose price is already so inflated? If delicious never mind but it was horrible - should have taken a picture to show all bros here. That is like pouring salt over the wound.
RMB60 (SGD 12) + RMB10 (SGD 2) = RMB70 (SGD14 or BHT340)???!!!
Bangkok G Club also not charge so ridiculous price for food and even if they did it always tasted great.

no matter how hungry u can be .... NEVER NEVER eat inside any ktv ...
the food r not for humans ...

[mentholfresh]

Originally Posted by adidas88

no matter how hungry u can be .... NEVER NEVER eat inside any ktv ...
the food r not for humans ...

Want to eat yummy food in cp ktv, just do what we did, we ask the mei meis to order, they know... won't go wrong, every night food sure finish...