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Old 01-11-2020, 01:00 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

More jokes pls. Thanks.
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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This is funny
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Hahaha i actually thought of this joke years ago
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

Donald trump wants to paint the white house.. He calls for quotation.. Chinese guy quoted 3 million. European guy quoted 7 million..
Indian guy quoted 10 million..
Trump asked chinese guy.."..how did u quote 3 million..?" Chinese guy replied .. "1 million for paint 1 million for labour 1 million profit.." Trump asked european guy.. He replied-".. 3 million for paint 2 million for labour 2 million profit.."
Trump asked Indian guy.. He replied.. .."..4 million for you.. 3 million for me.. .. .. and we will give 3 million to the chinese guy and ask him to paint..!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Indian got the Contract !💖😁
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

Someone commented on an online Malaysian news, God why did you take a good man at age 90 (Sean Connery) and leave an evil man who at age 95 is still here?

God answered enough of action movies, now watch horror movies🤪😜
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

*JUST FOR LAUGHS*

_*CHINESE SAUSAGES*_

*Mr. Tan sent his son abroad to give him a good education.*

*On his return home after completing his studies, Mr. Tan took the son to his factory which made Chinese sausages.*

*Mr. Tan let his son have a good look at the whole factory. His son examined the whole procedure seriously and gave a serious brainy look.*

*Mr. Tan was very happy and asked his son, _”Son, do you have any good idea and plan to further develop our business?"*_

*His son replied, _”Dad, instead of putting the pigs into the machine and getting sausages out, we can put sausages in and get pigs from the other side. By doing this, we can make more money.”*_

*Mr. Tan got very annoyed and said, _”Son, you are so clever, only your mom has that kind of machine. When I put my sausage in, A Pig Like You Came Out!"*_ 😎🤭🥰💪😅😂🤣🙏
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

Love more sausage jokes.
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Donald trump wants to paint the white house.. He calls for quotation.. Chinese guy quoted 3 million. European guy quoted 7 million..
Indian guy quoted 10 million..
Trump asked chinese guy.."..how did u quote 3 million..?" Chinese guy replied .. "1 million for paint 1 million for labour 1 million profit.." Trump asked european guy.. He replied-".. 3 million for paint 2 million for labour 2 million profit.."
Trump asked Indian guy.. He replied.. .."..4 million for you.. 3 million for me.. .. .. and we will give 3 million to the chinese guy and ask him to paint..!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Indian got the Contract !💖😁
No wonder SG government give so many jobs to Indians, so much benefits
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”Son, you are so clever, only your mom has that kind of machine. When I put my sausage in, A Pig Like You Came Out!"*_ ����������������
kns... now i know why 馬來死啊 goverment so jialat...
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Very funny and hope can read more.
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

Please keep the jokes coming and thanks for sharing.
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