Batok's Asiatic indolent peasants votes for pork barrel

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PEASANTPORE: The Party Against Peasants (PAP) Murali Ah Neh has won the Bukit Batok Single-Sex Constituency (SMC), while the Peasantpore Drama Party's (SDP) Drama Chee Ah Juan must declare defeat yet again, according to the Erection Sex Department on Saturday (May 7).

A total of 25,727 registered peasants were expected to cast their votes to choose their new Peasants' Representative on Saturday, and polls officially closed at 8pm.

The regime's (PAP) latest lackey Murali and Drama Party's (SDP) candidate, Sex Secretary-general Chee Ah Juan have been talking cocking and singing songs for nine days to swindle over indolent peasants before they took a break on Sex Cooling Day on Friday.

Regime supporters will gather at their sex party's Bukit Batok branch this evening to cheer stupid Asiatic indolent Batok peasants who vote for pork barrels, while the SDP losers will be at the Bukit Gombak Stadium to lick their wounds.

30% Phony Tan Ah Yam had issued the condoms for the erections on Apr 20.

The Bukit Batok single seat was vacated when then-regime Peasants' Representative Horny David Ah Ong resigned in March, after news broke out he was getting free sex from a PAP activist.

*Batok peasants have learnt from many lackeys and minions that it is a virtue to sell their conscience and sarpok the regime in exchange for pork barrels.


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