UFOs

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An honorable member of the Coffee Shop Has Just Posted the Following:

I hate it when a Ultra Fat Oversize ("UFO") person, whether male or female, boards the MRT train and decide to sit next to me.

I am not referring to just normal fat people. I am perfectly ok with those.

I am referring to those UFO persons who are larger than the seat space in the train.

These UFO persons shouldn't be allowed to sit as they cannot maintain their "territorial integrity" whether voluntarily or involuntarily. Often, they occupy more than the space in the seat that is allocated, and it irritates the person(s) next to them.

Next, they usually have a "vinegar" B.O. smell which can make anyone groggy during the whole train ride.

It happened to me just now when I took a train from my office down to Orchard to meet some friends for lunch. This UFO man boarded at Somerset, saw the empty reserved seat next to me, rushed to sit.

OMG, as he rushed past me, that whiff of "vinegar" B.O. floats directly into my face. Next he obviously had difficulty squeezing in that corner seat and I had to move a little to accommodate his super "buibui" structure. Fine, he then started to fold his arms which almost jabbed into my face, not counting that arm movement that released more stinky B.O. from his armpits. All is not done, he decided to "cross" his lumpy limbs. OMG! I stood up and moved to another cabin.

Does this UFO have ZERO self-awareness???

So, if you happen to be an UFO, please STAND. Don't sit. The seat is too small for you. You cannot squeeze in there, much alone fold your lumpy and clumpy arms which irritate the ones beside you. Be considerate, Mr UFO.

Swine!


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