Chio Bank Relationship Managers

[Cunnosieur]

Hi Bros

Any lobang to intro???

Heard and I know some of them very wild one...

Sell products until...

Do share ur experiences

[goodielecks]

I thought you had something nice to show us to begin with

[Landlord]

Originally Posted by Cunnosieur

Hi Bros

Any lobang to intro???

Heard and I know some of them very wild one...

Sell products until...

Do share ur experiences

From what banks? I also want to know them, the wild ones, of course!!

[soggypanties]

Have.... wild, pretty and intelligent ones too. Having said that, you better have the looks, money and brains. Otherwise there'll always be someone out there who meets that criteria. RM - meaning relationship manager. They deal with high nett worth clients, talk to business owners and handle at any one time more than 50m dollars. I'm stereotyping them but I think its quite accurate cos I'm in the same line and have seen enough to make this judgement.

One tip though, join the bank and be a colleague. Its alot easier. Or you can try Balacl***. Its a bankers haven.

[tryying]

If that person have those kind of $ n got into a relationship with such woman, he still have time to post his incident?

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the UOB branch at AMK central.. chio looking but got do or not, dunno ler..

Uob branch at toa payoh central got one big neh neh girl, quite steam see liao and also one quite cfm. that time went in there but they just stand around dunno do what?

[tryying]

Just think of this kind of situation :

Ring Ring, Mobile phone, answer it, a sweet young lady voice over the other end.

Lady (L) : Hi, I am calling from XXX bank

Me (M) : Yes?

(L) : I notice that you got deposit a cheque of 1 million (or more as kenna TOTO or BIG Sweep ) recently, we have some investment plan n hope u like to take a look.

(M) : Look? What look? I just want to bank in la (Hao Lian a bit)

(L) : Sir, I really hope u can consider investing some of the plan as the return is very good.

(M) : Good, as in what? (Act blur lor)

(L) : Good as in higher interest, got freebie etc...

(M) : Interest n Freebies?

(L) : Yes.

(M) : How much interest will I get n what kind of Freebies?

(L) : The interest would be XXX amount n the freebies wouldn be XXX

(M) : Like that only har?

(L) : If you really interest, we can arrange n talk face to face, how abt it?

(M) : Face to Face? Hmm........

(L) : Is it ok for you, sir?

(M) : Let me think la. Btw, you earn commission if I invested n is recommended by you?

(L) : Yes, but not much, sir.

(M) : (Try to act busy) Lady, tell you what, I am kind of busy right now, why wouldn't you call me up after office hour. If I really interest, I will invest in one of those you recommended.

(L) : Ok, seem fine to me, what time should I call u then, sir?

(M) : 8+ pm as mostly I will be free.

(L) : Sure, no problem.

(M) : Ok, bye then.

(L) : Have a nice day, Sir.

[Big Semens]

Originally Posted by Cunnosieur

Hi Bros

Any lobang to intro???

Heard and I know some of them very wild one...

Sell products until...

Do they need to be so cheapo to sell their products ?

[tryying]

8+ pm. Mobile Phone rings again. This time, unknown mobile number.

(M) : Hello.

(L) : Hi, Mr M, this is the lady who called you this afternoon.

(M) : Oh, is you, so, are we going into "detail" of what is going to happen next?

(L) : "Detail" ???

(M) : Yup, details which abt what I will be getting if I invest in those plan which you recommended.

(L) : Oh, yes, sorry, don't get you in the first place.

(M) : It's ok. So, what kind of benefits should I be having apart from those you told me earlier if I invests.

(L) : I only can give u extra XXX n XXX, that's all, Sir.

(M) : Chey, so little, nothing more than that?

(L) : (Paused for a while) Well, if you invest more than certain amount, maybe .............

(M) : Maybe what?

(L) : Ok, straight to the point. I been without any commission lately, my superior is mad at me. I still can't figure why out what is the reason behind it. But what I know is that my other colleague is doing side line inorder to get the sale done. So, I think I got to do what I suppose to do.

(M) : That's mean you just started in this line?

(L) : Yes, after my uni, this is my first job.

(M) : (First job? Later I want BJ, haha!) Oh, I see.

(L) : (No reply)

(M) : Ok, tell me, what amount will you need me to invest n what kind of extra benefits will I get if I invest.

(L) : Ok, due to past few mths, I don't have enough target, I hope you can invest $500,000 into a few scheme. After that, we then discuss abt the extra benefits.

(M) : WA! Later you don't give extra, I lugi leh. Why not u pay some "interest" first and I invest in some small one. Then if got extra "interest", I will invest extra lor. 50k is out of the question if you want it that way.

(L) : Let me think abt it.

(M) : Fine with me, call me back when you make up your mind.

(L) : Ok, thanks. Will call you in a few days time.

(M) : Ok, nite.

(L) : Nite.

[tryying]

Few days later, got a sms.

Msg : Hi, this is lady from XXX Bank. Hope you remember me.

Reply : Yup, what's up!

Msg : Can we meet up later to discuss?

Reply : Sure, why not, u really want to give extra "benefit" liao?

Msg : Not sure, maybe you don't like me as I am a avg looking girl. Although I does have a bf, we seldom have sex and so, I hope you understand.

Reply : Ok, I understand. I am neither handsome too. Anyway, where to meet, meal on u?

Msg : No problem on the meal, we should meet at XXX place for dinner. I will be wearing XXX (Don't know how to discribe la ) n we meet at 7pm

Reply : Ok, me will be wearing XXX, see you later at there.

7pm, M at XXX place, L arrived, intro to each other. M take a quick look at L, not bad, still can make it. They sat down, order some food and chit chat personal things before coming to the main topic.

(L) : Errr, M, how u think abt me?

(M) : Ok la, on avg lor.

(L) : Ok, I also feel that you seem avg to me, still acceptable.

(M) : (In the heart thinking, WTF! I give u $, u still choose so much, WTF again!) Ok, laid down your term (Hope u laid down now, haha!)

(L) : Ok, later we will be going to hotel for what you want but first, you must sign this 100k investment plan. I will be getting XXX amount if you do so and my post will be save.

(M) : 100k, hmmm......... How far can u go then?

(L) : Not sure, as long till morning, u happy, I willing to be your salve.

(M) : You sure?

(L) : Yes, but what abt u, ready to sign?

(M) : Ok, why not I sign in the hotel rather than here? After that, we proceed to what I want (Sign here? Later you run away, haha!)

(L) : Ok but you got up the room first, I will come later.

(M) : Sure, NP.

M happily goes up to the room, waited for 15 mins, L appears.





Anyone want to continue to imagine this story?

[Offspring]

yourstory damm solid but i must say, pretty good imagination. Go to a bank, take a pic and let alll the bros here fantasize. Your points sure triple.

[sianren]

Yup, please continue, how I wish I got a million to spare and let the L be my slave....hehe..

[AAconnection]

Originally Posted by tryying

If that person have those kind of $ n got into a relationship with such woman, he still have time to post his incident?

agree...when you have that amount of money...you don't look for chio girl in a bank....anyway most of them are not chio so don't waste time. But the other day I pop into UOB Mandarin Hotel UOB Priviliage Banking, yes there are few Chio girls.

[tryying]

(Ok la, I try to continue lor, I not sure how to write a good bed story, poor spelling too)

L seem more prettier than just now. M notice that she put on some make ups.

After the door close, they sit face to face at the chair (Hotel room got chairs, right? :P)

L took out some documents, laid on the table. (Again, M thinking, laid on me now is the BEST! :P)

M think of something nasty, since I want to sign in the end, why not make it more exciting. He also notice that L have shifted her chair next to him n he make a dare move.

(M) : L, you sure you will give me extra if I sign?

(L) : Of course, if not, why we are here?

(L) : (Paused a while) Don't tell me that you not going to sign n planned to rape or GB me? (Say in a frighting voice)

(M) : Of course not la, don't want to get into trouble with the law. Just want to make things more exciting since we going to do it sooner or later.

(L) : Exciting as in?

(M) : How many things you going to explain to me? Then how many documents which I need to sign?

(L) : About 5 each. 20k per investment.

(M) : 5 each, I see.

(M) : Ok, this is what I want. You kneel down, 1st document on my lap, then read out to me.

(L) : Ok (Proceed to kneel down n do what M wants)

Half way reading the document, M said : L, take off my pants now.

(L) : (Redutant at first, got to follow instruction due to $, final do it) Will this do?

(M) : Yup. Continue the reading while your head laid on my thighs.

L follow M instructions n M, take this chance, stroke L hair's like doing to his gf. L seem enjoying n she finished the 1st document in abt 15mins (:P)

(M) : Finished?

(L) : Yes, what next?

(M) : Now your turn to sit. Spread your legs (As she is wear skirt) n let me smell them.

L sit there with her legs wide open. M position his head into those pretty legs n then, smell n lick them. L, of course, got high n hold M head n keep shouting, "Oh Yes!, more baby, more!"

After some time, M stopped. He is a gentleman, he tells L that he will sign the first document. L happily pass him a pen n then M, have some funny thoughts again. He told L that he will roll the metal pen (Cold mah) from one end of the legs, up to her CB, n back to the other b4 signing. L say ok n M, started from the right legs, roll the pen, follow by licking. L feeling damn high now as M passes her CB, she is wet! (Imagine this, cold pen roll over, follow back wet hot tongue. From the tip of your right to CB n back down. Esp at thigh areas, how would be the feeling like! Try out with your gf/wife.)

After M lick to another legs, he stopped, sign off the first document.