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Just for a laugh
I heard of this story which I find it crazy to believe.
__________________________________________________ _____ One day, Alan told Jenny ( his wife for 5 years). Both of them meet in their Uni. They got married a few years after the started to work. Alan,' Dear, I think we should pay Dr.Chan a visit, after working so hard all these years still fruitless.' He embraced her from the back and started to kiss her neck. Jenny was reacting to his kisses,' I will call Dr. Chan tomorrow.' After a detailed body check and all sorts of blood test. They waited eagerly for their result. 3 days later at Dr. Chan office. Dr. Chan,' Both of you have no problem to be parent, but it is strange that after 5 years of marriage still unable to do it.' Dr. Chan puzzled asked,' How are both of your sex life?' Alan looked at his wife and proudly answered,' We do it every night.' Dr. Chan,' Alan, you are still young and fit, your sperm count is ok and the quality is good too. This may due to constant outdoor activities.' After some thought, Dr. Chan asked Alan to wait outside. Alan left the room unwillingly. Dr. Chan,' Jenny, both of us are woman. How is your husband performance on the bed?' Jenny shyly answered,' I love him very much, I enjoyed every moment. He always make me very horny and wanted more from him. I enjoyed blowing him and see the happiness in his face every suction I made. It make me wet down there. When he started to penetrate me, at first it is painfully but after a while I really enjoy.' Look at Jenny blushed face, Dr. Chan continued,' Did he unload into you?' Jenny,' He did everytime, but everytime after the unloading I will rush to the toilet.' Dr. Chan surprising asked,' why?' Jenny answered,' Feeling my bowel is rushing out,' Dr. Chan asked,' Which hole did he penetrate you? Jenny looked a bit blur and answered,' Of course the shit hole.' The shocking Dr. Chan asked,' He fuck your asshole every night????....' Jenny proudly answered,' Of course, is there something wrong?' Dr. Chan looked stunned and did not know how to answer. __________________________________________________ __________ Hope that you reader enjoyed. |
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