Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?

herafeen79 · #1 15-01-2014, 10:55 PM

Hey there, my future partner in crime,
How do you define as quality time?
Perhaps you ask what misdeeds I endeavor,
But rest assured, mischief doesn't mix with mass murder.

Just a little bit of spice with sweetness,
Looking for a kindred soul who understand loneliness.
Someone who appreciates the quirky side of things,
Unafraid to be spontaneous and full of high jinks.

Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
If anybody will understand my prose.
Enlighten me and show me the way,
To find me a soul mate who is here to stay.

Yours Sincerely,

Hera the insatiable curious mind.

demonhunter · #2 15-01-2014, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by herafeen79

Hey there, my future partner in crime,
How do you define as quality time?
Perhaps you ask what misdeeds I endeavor,
But rest assured, mischief doesn't mix with mass murder.

Just a little bit of spice with sweetness,
Looking for a kindred soul who understand loneliness.
Someone who appreciates the quirky side of things,
Unafraid to be spontaneous and full of high jinks.

Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
If anybody will understand my prose.
Enlighten me and show me the way,
To find me a soul mate who is here to stay.

Yours Sincerely,

Hera the insatiable curious mind.

Depends on what the crime is , i might be able to show you the way .

herafeen79 · #3 15-01-2014, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by demonhunter

Depends on what the crime is , i might be able to show you the way .

Haha... Crime is a very general word. Perhaps you will like to elaborate more?

demonhunter · #4 15-01-2014, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by herafeen79

Haha... Crime is a very general word. Perhaps you will like to elaborate more?

Hmmm.... Singing and drinking , get drunk and have breakfast served in bed

or you prefer to kidnap people's mom , nowadays its the IN thing .

herafeen79 · #5 15-01-2014, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by demonhunter

Hmmm.... Singing and drinking , get drunk and have breakfast served in bed

or you prefer to kidnap people's mom , nowadays its the IN thing .

Singing is good. Tick.
Drinking is devilish. Half tick.
Getting drunk and vomiting. Epic fail. Cross.
Breakfast served in bed is yummy! Tick.
Add one delicious server wearing nothing except an apron. Bonus tick.

Wahahaha...

What's the fun in kidnapping people's mum, imagine being nagged at for 24 hours...

"Xiao mei ar, why you like that... How come you kidnap people? No good you know? Blah blah.."

"Auntie got no money la, everyday must go market, whats more now old liao, need the money to pay hospital bills. And next time coffin who will buy for me? Blah blah..."

"Why you kidnap me, later the mata will catch you, and you kena jail for long long time.. Not worth it la.. Blah blah.."

Better to kidnap a handsome young man, fit and able bodied to help me do housework. Lolx!

Cheers!

demonhunter · #6 15-01-2014, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by herafeen79

Singing is good. Tick.
Drinking is devilish. Half tick.
Getting drunk and vomiting. Epic fail. Cross.
Breakfast served in bed is yummy! Tick.
Add one delicious server wearing nothing except an apron. Bonus tick.

Wahahaha...

What's the fun in kidnapping people's mum, imagine being nagged at for 24 hours...

"Xiao mei ar, why you like that... How come you kidnap people? No good you know? Blah blah.."

"Auntie got no money la, everyday must go market, whats more now old liao, need the money to pay hospital bills. And next time coffin who will buy for me? Blah blah..."

"Why you kidnap me, later the mata will catch you, and you kena jail for long long time.. Not worth it la.. Blah blah.."

Better to kidnap a handsome young man, fit and able bodied to help me do housework. Lolx!

Cheers!

i bet the fit and able bodied handsome young man , will be doing more than just house chores

WOOHOO · #7 16-01-2014, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by demonhunter

i bet the fit and able bodied handsome young man , will be doing more than just house chores

wow you very experienced hor??
so you were fit and handsome and young once upon a time ago?

demonhunter · #8 16-01-2014, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by WOOHOO

wow you very experienced hor??
so you were fit and handsome and young once upon a time ago?

I still am my dear

WOOHOO · #9 16-01-2014, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by demonhunter

I still am my dear

ooohhh really?? wahhh *drools*

bigbrudder · #10 16-01-2014, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herafeen79

Hey there, my future partner in crime,
How do you define as quality time?
Perhaps you ask what misdeeds I endeavor,
But rest assured, mischief doesn't mix with mass murder.

Just a little bit of spice with sweetness,
Looking for a kindred soul who understand loneliness.
Someone who appreciates the quirky side of things,
Unafraid to be spontaneous and full of high jinks.

Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
If anybody will understand my prose.
Enlighten me and show me the way,
To find me a soul mate who is here to stay.

Yours Sincerely,

Hera the insatiable curious mind.

Hello to the curious Hera
You have come to the right area
Before we embark on any crime
Also need to know if you are the right partner in mind.

For starters are you 'gong' or 'bu'?
If you are 'gong', then it will be boo! to you
If you are a young chio bu,
Then many people will rush to you like a bull.

Unfortunately uncle here is in a bind
No many opportunities to spend quality time
But I can try to talk cock sing song
Hope this will make you song song

When you song song ...
Remember to help me 'song'!
Lonely no more you will be
With the little time you can spend with me

buiszbuisz · #11 16-01-2014, 11:23 AM

WoW.

All the Peeps here....

Hokkien Little Bit., AngMoh No Limit.

Clap Clap for All.

acidicavex · #12 16-01-2014, 11:31 AM

Just a light note and bump of sis Hera thread....

Sis. Changi can many type of partner in crime......!!!

joking good luck.

discordpiggy · #13 16-01-2014, 12:16 PM

Wah! herafeen79 sis looking!

many will apply! those applicants short listed, please be fit, able-bodied and humourous, and lastly, best of luck to you!

Johnbass · #14 16-01-2014, 12:31 PM

Tiagong TS is chiobu wife of Zeus?

herafeen79 · #15 16-01-2014, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by demonhunter

i bet the fit and able bodied handsome young man , will be doing more than just house chores

Oh it depends on many factors. Lolx!

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Originally Posted by WOOHOO

wow you very experienced hor??
so you were fit and handsome and young once upon a time ago?

That's what I also want to know...

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonhunter

I still am my dear

Hmmmm? Ears perking up...