15 Peasants arrested after Ruler Loong pissed that Anonymous got away

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Transmodified from Yahoo! News who clearly does not know when to stop....

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Fifteen peasant potato "protesters", between 16 and 27 years old, "are currently forced to assist" in investigations into illegal assembly without permit, Poodles had said.

In a statement Tuesday evening, police said that a group of 12 peasants, probably closet bapok supporters had gathered at the vicinity of City Hall MRT station on 5 November this year dressed in red or black. Three of them wore Guy Fawkes masks and total of 14 condoms were found in their possession. Of course, moles, probably former PRC peasants reported that at about 10:15pm, 3 peasants were seen with masks along Orchard Road.

"Hello, do not say we idle and allow loan sharks, paedophiles to run amok but arrest anti-regime troublemakers hor. Its the year end now and our head honchos are submitting their performance appraisals lor, we cock up the KPIs afer the Anonymous attacks and this petty arrests will make our bastard big shots look good, look like on the toes and maintain stability while Old Autocrat in his death bed.

So what, those 15 subjects had responded to online postings calling for 24-hour protests globally in support of a movement called the “Million Mask March” celebrate Guy Fawkes Day on 5 November 2013? KNNCCB, they obviously did not realize whose balls are bigger lor!," Poodle said.

This was "despite a Poodle advisory reminding the peasants that not giving Ruler Loong face is tantamount to treason and is a sure fire way to be 'hamtam' using legalist tricks e.g. Public Obedience Act To Familee," they growled.

The Poodles issued the advisory earlier this month after a troublemaker called "The Messiah" and claiming to be part of the Anonymous internet network left a message on 1 November on a blog site of The Shit Times saying that on 5 November, "we shall balk Ruler Loong big time online and in the streets."

The message also said, "The Brits divided the peasants to keep them obedient, so do the Lees, its time to realize the silly concept of God Kings and Dynastic Successions are not longer workable."

The poodle's statement about the 15 Peasants "assisting" poodle investigations comes after a 35-year-old peasant, James Raj Arokiasamy, was soon to be declared senile and to be packed to IMH for 'processing'. Wise old peasants knew those potatoes were the fall guys after the well paid and overly educated regime failed to 'hamtam' Anonymous for the various online attacks.


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