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05-04-2005, 05:32 PM
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10 things guys look for when searching for the perfect woman
1) Give us sex whenever we ask for it.
2) Give us beer whenever we want it. 3) Give us a hug when we come home from work. 4) Even better if point 3) is accompanied by a kiss. 5) Prepare water for us to bath. 6) Clean up the mess after us. 7) Clean up the mess after us and our bros when we have a drinking/ card/ mahjong session. extra point for making tea for us during drinking/ card/ mahjong session. 8) Listen to our bragging. Praise us on our look, manhood, acomplishments. 9) Praise us after sex. and dun complain when we turn around and sleep. 10) shut the fark up about the mess we made. 
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05-04-2005, 05:39 PM
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Re: 10 things guys look for when searching for the perfect woman
stop dreaming and get back to reality.......
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05-04-2005, 05:41 PM
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Re: 10 things guys look for when searching for the perfect woman
well uncle,
We can always dream can't we?
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05-04-2005, 05:42 PM
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Re: 10 things guys look for when searching for the perfect woman
A quote from Chris Rock..
"Feed Me, Suck Me, Shut The Fuck Up"
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05-04-2005, 05:53 PM
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Re: 10 things guys look for when searching for the perfect woman
This kinda of homo sapiens were distincted long time ago.
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05-04-2005, 09:50 PM
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Re: 10 things guys look for when searching for the perfect woman
Last year got this stupid show call the batchor or something (didn't pay real attention).....come last episode when the guy choosing over 2 girls, my wife ask me...."which one you think huh".....I took one look and say "The one with the bigger boobs".
Sure enough, no matter how well, how kind, how touching, how nice, how kissy face the nice girl was, the guy went for the bimbo with the boobs. Conclusion? Boobs...boobs...boobs...the rest are inconsequential.
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05-04-2005, 10:19 PM
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Re: 10 things guys look for when searching for the perfect woman
Does this type of women still exist in ths world? Dun forget to intro mi if u have hor Bro Ethanas!
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05-04-2005, 10:41 PM
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Re: 10 things guys look for when searching for the perfect woman
The Perfect Attitude for the Perfect Woman
http://img81.exs.cx/img81/3794/womenwontsay7fx.jpg Cheers 
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05-04-2005, 10:52 PM
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Re: 10 things guys look for when searching for the perfect woman
Quote:
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06-04-2005, 01:55 AM
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Re: 10 things guys look for when searching for the perfect woman
Don't have to treat me damn good...just stay fucking faithful to me...that's all i ask
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