Schoolboy true adventure in the ''place of liar''

[GR888]

Alamak! I called the joint where Hello Titty works and the recep told me she's not working these few days ... coming back only later this week but cannot confirm which day. Damn! Looks like my test fire on her will have to be rescheduled. I seriously hope she got nice bouncy pillow tits ahh! ... if so, then she's definitely worth the wait, heehee!

[conor]

Thanks to Bro GR888 for the Horny Heartland Hottie recommendation ! Finally tried her out. Boy this was one Horny milf ! Thanks for lead bro. Her body is superb. Beats a lot of 20-something gals hands down. And she is one dirtyyyyy chick. Loves to do it in front of mirror and talking dirty. and she frenches like she was digging a diamond out of my throat. Very nice change from all the usual FTs in the scene. Definitely RTM.

[mr_missile]

Originally Posted by GR888

Alamak! I called the joint where Hello Titty works and the recep told me she's not working these few days ... coming back only later this week but cannot confirm which day. Damn! Looks like my test fire on her will have to be rescheduled. I seriously hope she got nice bouncy pillow tits ahh! ... if so, then she's definitely worth the wait, heehee!

Hello Titty? wahahaha! that's a good one! wait for your FR bro!

[GR888]

Wahahaha! Just banged my farking hot Minah Mistress... Damn chio exotic looking chick, figure damn curvy & tokong!... so slutty, so horny, so hungry.... run out of superlatives to describe her liao.... lick my ass clean clean, suck my meat rod shiok shiok. Still tell me... 'baby, you watch me suck your lap cheong ok? I want you to watch me deep throat you, don't faint OK?' Her BBBJ & AR is the best amongst my gems now!

Banged her all over room until I cannot tahan... actually she was banging me rather than the other way round. Whatever position we fuck, she'll drive my rod deep into her pussy sia ... torturing my ear drums with her screams & moans. Nabei, it was a war of fucking attrition we waged on each other for an hour... this slut turned my legs to jelly fucking me... had to lean on each other for support when we walked out.

Now I got new found love for minahs.... bring them on baby!!!

[conor]

Originally Posted by GR888

'baby, you watch me suck your lap cheong ok?

but lup cheong not halah lei. lol !

[GR888]

Piangzzz! My inbox going to get busted with a stream of requests for Minah Mistress' contact. I'm afraid I have to churn out her FR first. Paiseh ah, say first hor... gonna be damn stingy with this gem.

Originally Posted by conor

but lup cheong not halah lei. lol !

Hahaha! That's what I quipped to Minah Mistress actually... but she sibeh fast and replied "Never mind, this one is one big goreng pisang OK?"... Then I retorted "Yah, you like ondeh ondeh (sweet potato balls)?" Suck my balls well yah?"

Then after my sexxion, I bumped into another gem of mine in the lounge... she knew I didn't look for her so she gave me black face... macam like she wanna goreng my pisang deh!

By the way, just before I left the place I chatted briefly with this very friendly and pleasant looking Malaysian Chinese MILF with a farking humungous set of knockers. Wah, her farking spot lights macam like search lights... I reckon those to be a double D at least! When I talk to her, I dunno whether I should look at her eyes or her neh nehs.

[TBonez]

Dear all, I called back to one of the place to book Horny Hellraiser that bro GR888 shared and found out the joint is closed..... Anyone know if they are closed permanently or just under renovation?

Also any idea where is Horny Hellraiser working now?

Thanks!

[deadchief]

Originally Posted by TBonez

Dear all, I called back to one of the place to book Horny Hellraiser that bro GR888 shared and found out the joint is closed..... Anyone know if they are closed permanently or just under renovation?

Also any idea where is Horny Hellraiser working now?

Thanks!

I went down to the scene few weeks back and there was massive renovations going on. I called the auntie that used to man the counter and to my surprise she picked up. She asked me a few security questions to verify if I am a genuine customers. I tell u, it sounded like a game show quiz on general knowledge.

Q: "Name me some of the girls you used to book... Go!"
A: "Errr... Jxxxxxxxxxx? , Sxxxxxxxxx?"
Q: "Correct! Next question, when did you last book them? Go!"
A: "Err... "

Anyway good on her to verify who calls. I was told they are resting for a few months and all the girls have returned home. So keep our fingers crossed, there may be good news.

[conor]

Originally Posted by deadchief

Q: "Name me some of the girls you used to book... Go!"
A: "Errr... Jxxxxxxxxxx? , Sxxxxxxxxx?"
Q: "Correct! Next question, when did you last book them? Go!"
A: "Err... "

Hahaha ! Gameshow ! This is damn funny !

[TBonez]

Originally Posted by deadchief

Anyway good on her to verify who calls. I was told they are resting for a few months and all the girls have returned home. So keep our fingers crossed, there may be good news.

Thanks for the heads up bro! Will look forward to their re-opening!

[GR888]

To that good bro who gave me his tokong contact today.... I loooovvvveee you! Muack! Muack! I just had the time of my life with your recommendation! Not going to say anything here, but I'll drop you a PM with my FR tonight. Bwahahahaha! Damn! I can hardly walk now!

[deadchief]

Originally Posted by GR888

Bwahahahaha! Damn! I can hardly walk now!

Yes! I know how it feels ... My legs are too wobbly to walk around now after I just tried her 5 min ago. I don't know how I manage to miss this Gem. I will never look at OG sales girls the same way again... He he

In fact I was quite nervous on the way here which is quite unlike a seasoned veteran like me. If not for her boobs, she would get a perfect score! There was no time to change positions, just missionary and cow girl and then game over! You must have been a man of steel to last so long.

Ok wait for your official christening.

After yesterday's session with Marshmallow Mistress, I am amazed I still have ammo for one more round today.

[GR888]

You said it Chief! Smiley Slut is indeed a sexy and attractive gem! Glad you had an awesome sexperience with her!

The moment I saw her I was mentally raping her liao... During the massaage, I'd fantasise this Smiley Slut as a departmental store sales girl, but wearing nothing except her killer smile... a matching pair of lingerie, heels and a satin scraf around her neck... prancing around the men's shoe department shop floor holding boxes of footwear... her tits bouncing away as she went about her job... and enjoy getting touched and fondled by the male customers she serve.... heehee!

Damn! I'm stuck in the office... if not I sure go machine gun and bombard Smiley Slut's pussy with my weapon again today! This chick has a high "rebonkability" value (read RTF)... I picture her smile in my mind I steam liao!

I think I better recharge before engaging Marshmallow Mistress ahhh! From your account, I have a feeling she'll freaking suck and bonk me until I turn into cotton candy ... hahahaha! I think tonight I better guai guai do my FR on Minah Mistress liao before bros start zapping me for making them wait!... Anyway, it has been one hectic week of whoring and working for me... too tired to go partying.... totally flat out!

[GR888]

Chieeeeefffff! I've succumbed to temptation & lust.... and spiralled irreversibly into the dark side ahhh!!! Cannot tahan.... went for another round with Smiley Slut only just. She was stunned to see me again so soon, but when she smiled vampishly at me, I could tell she knew she already had me by the balls.

I just surrendered myself wholesale to her... this slut orchestrated the whole sexxion with consumate skill.... suck my cock & balls until I cry tolong... tease & fondle me until I literally went on my knees begging to lick her pussy (which she gleefully obliged).... this woman then rock & rock me in cowgirl until we were both left spinning in a daze... continued our fuck odessey in doggie, spoon & finally missionary... jizzed my load on her big boobs after that.

Two of us sweating like buffalos after the FJ... not only that, my legs kena hit by spasms & my hands were trembling.... that slut still wanna hug & french after that some more.... end up some of the jizz on her knockers got rubbed onto my chest, hahaha!... piangzzz, cannot even start my car & engage the clutch properly... hands shaking like a pepperpot while I lit my ciggie ...

Smiley Slut has commandeered & consumed my last energy reserve for the week. Need to regroup, recuperate & recover this weekend!

[GR888]

Paiseh to those who tried to PM me a little earlier... my inbox got busted. Created some space liao by clearing some PMs and deleting those spam mails by that you-know-who forum fucktard who is blaming me for the haze and just about everything that is wrong with his pathetic life, kekeke!

I know many folks here are awaiting my replies... I get tons of PMs everyday... just to be upfront and honest, my priority is to respond to bros with good lobangs for me. It's only fair to them since they make an effort to offer me good stuff. I'm afraid PMs just asking me for contacts, contacts and more contacts will be pushed down the response pecking order... no offence to those bros... I know playgrounds are fast drying up and that there's not many good kangtao being shared on the forum currently... but do put yourself in my shoes... I cannot be stuck in front of my computer day in day out just giving and giving right?

Like I said, no offence to anyone who has been PMing me and still awaiting my response... just trying to get folks to understand where I'm coming from. Peace out.