Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[StomperKuku]

Thanks for all the jokes.

[DVTs]

pump it for the day.

[Hurricane88]

[HappyBird]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Thanks for sharing. Have a nice day.

[SBMEDSUP]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Love this joke

[epoch]

Originally Posted by SBMEDSUP

Love this joke

Me two and three.

[AnitaAnak]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Now then I know Man United means gay/homosexual

[Hurricane88]

*In a Nursery School Canteen...*
*There's a basket of apples with a notice written over it :*
*"Do not take more than one, God is watching"*
*On the other counter there's a box of chocolates,*
*A small child went & wrote on it.*
*"Take as many as you want, God is busy watching the apples"...*
*NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today's Generation..!.! 😜😜*

*KID :- Why some of your hair are white, dad...?*
*DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white…*
*KID :- Now I understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white…*
*Moral :- Don’t be over smart...*
😪😪

*Child : Mummy, why Gandhi has no hair on his head...?*
*Mummy : Because he speak only the truth...*
*Child : Now I understood why ladies have long hair...*

*Now Ultimate 😜😜😜*

*Teacher: How old is your father?*
*Kid: He is 6 years.*
*Teacher: What? How is this possible?*
*Kid: He became father only when I was born.*
*Logic!!👌😳*

*Don't laugh alone, share with others.*
😂

[ah rat]

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[xerge]

Originally Posted by ah rat

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Great advice from an experienced man

[Hurricane88]

Graham Martin is in Hospital:
Who the hell is GRAHAM?
Well, Graham is the geezer who got home late one night and Helen, his wife, asks him, "Where the hell have you been?"
Graham replies, "I was getting a tattoo!"
"A tattoo?" She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar note tattooed on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Certified Public Accountant get a hundred dollar note tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred dollars anytime you want."
Graham is now in The Critical Care Unit, Room 233. No visitors until further notice.
Join us at Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. — Lord Byron 😅👍

[sponge05]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

This is so true.

[Samkieu]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Graham Martin is in Hospital:
Who the hell is GRAHAM?
Well, Graham is the geezer who got home late one night and Helen, his wife, asks him, "Where the hell have you been?"
Graham replies, "I was getting a tattoo!"
"A tattoo?" She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar note tattooed on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Certified Public Accountant get a hundred dollar note tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred dollars anytime you want."
Graham is now in The Critical Care Unit, Room 233. No visitors until further notice.
Join us at Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. — Lord Byron 😅👍

Nice joke and thanks for sharing.

[gremsby]

Nice sharing joke, thanks bros!

[dyelook]

laughter bumps...☺️