Schoolboy true adventure in the ''place of liar''

[GR888]

Wah bro ang076, I would be damn pissed if I were in your shoes man! Blardy waste of entrance fees. Nabei, that lady boss was out to fleece customers by playing up and flogging the local label.

Actually, there are chio and young locals in the massage biz who offer themselves to be shamelessly fucked for cash. Not many, and also not easy to find because I know for a fact a lot of bros are jealously guarding these gems... one of them is my Horny Heartland Hottie... sweet but seductive looking young local girl wearing a tight uniform that brings the best out her dangerous looking C cup curves.... so tight until I cannot breathe. I really have to restrain myself from ripping off her uniform, gorge my face into those big tits of hers, defile her slim & fair naked body, then bend her over and fuck her doggie style right there and then in the liar lair joint's lounge.

WTF! I'm drooling all over my keyboard now! ... anyway, need to recover from my CNY exertions before we discuss more on this local whore. In any case, my embargo on contact sharing is still in force, until this thread is rid of a certain "undesirable element".

[ang076]

Took leave to meet FL in my uniform as a mentally dull teen, who play traunt to meet her in her abode. massage, AR, bj , while her sis was watching..hehe.
Just came out and took mrt..

[KKNKid]

This is my fav tread ! The fr are amazing

[deadchief]

Originally Posted by GR888

...one of them is my Horny Heartland Hottie... sweet but seductive looking young local girl wearing a tight uniform that brings the best out her dangerous looking C cup curves.... so tight until I cannot breathe. I really have to restrain myself from ripping off her uniform, gorge my face into those big tits of hers, defile her slim & fair naked body,...

LIVE REPORT

Just finished with Horny Heartland Hottie aka HHH a few min ago...

Bro GR888, my intel is wrong, the girl that I PM you last week is not HHH, the girl I saw getting coffee from the lounge is a damn pretty syt that looks like a poly girl one can find at the bus stop. I thought she was the one but maybe this Chio bu is on leave, I feel like I have spotted the Yeti, only one sighting...

Anyway back to HHH, she is really a pro when it comes to massage, very good and relaxing and never cut corners! Did I mention she is local?

It's been a long time since I tasted local dish, the other 4 are kristy the squirter, Michelle Yim, Melody the local porn star and Lollipop. HHH is a milf, her looks are like a prettier version of local actress Tan Kheng Hua. But she is fairer with skin like porcelain and has C cup boobs.

So we started the massage which as I mentioned is very relaxing. At no time did she touch my private parts, even after flipping over she massaged my arms, cracked my knuckles and kneaded my thighs. When I looked at the clock, there was only 15 min left. During the session we communicated entirely in English, I almost felt out of place cos usually most MLs speak Chinese.

She then asked the GQ in impeccable English. "Ok I have finished my massage, would you like to order something special?" Lol, I burst out laughing and ask her "why you sound like a waitress?" She slapped my butt and laughed too.

I tell you, I thought I would take more than 15 min to finish the job cos I am too used to syt. HHH is quite good looking in her own right, she is like the sister in law you always glanced at during reunion dinner when she bend down to change the baby's diapers and expose her cleavage.

She stripped off and started by saying "come and be my gynae!" Only a Singapore girl born and bred here would say it this way. So we did 69, I fingered and licked her while she slurped on the ice Popsicle. Then she asked me to sit on the edge of the bed and gave a very good bbbj, at time saying some very dirty words. I think she probably got hold of the script from some American porn.

Then surprisingly she say she want to turn on the lights so I can see better! How often do u get that? Plus 1 point in my book. She say dark dark cannot see might as well don't strip!

So we did doggie and mish and then facing the mirror. In the end game over at exactly when times up. So amazing! She say her timing very good!

In all, she is a professional in every way. When she received my money she extended one hand with the other at the forearm like how cashiers do it at F&B outlets !

summary of HHH

looks: 6.5/10 , if you are into MILFs, then your score will be higher. I bench mark against Korean K pop stars so its a fair score
Body: 8/10, fair like Korean
Boobs:8/10, feels soft but enhanced
FJ:7/10
BBBJ:9/10 with dirty talk in Singlish!
Massage:7.5/10
Attitude: Superb! Great conversationalist, very educated, perfect English
RTF: Depends, if I want a good rub I will look for her, too many Gems out there ...

[GR888]

Well done and congratulations on your successful test fire of Horny Heartland Hottie!!! I'll follow through and give her round two tomorrow! Bwahahaha!

Please check your PM regarding my views of contact sharing. Just to let you know that several other senior bros have come under serious suspicion for code of conduct violation. Won't be surprised to see bros spamming your inbox having seen your FR on HHH... after all, ethics mean nothing to a lot of people here... which is why I have been ignoring over 90% of PMs I've received since over a month ago.

Btw, I have gotten my cheongster brigade to work in tracking down the chiobu you spotted. Boy oh boy... this is one hunting expedition I'm really gonna enjoy!

[GR888]

I was sitting in my office this evening and fantasising bonking Horny Heartland Hottie when my phone suddenly rang… Startled, I looked and saw a familiar number on the screen.... Shoots! It's Hunan Hussy! I slowly picked up the phone, cleared my throat and answered… half wondering what to expect…

GR888: Hello? (…with a tone of extreme trepidation)
HH: 帅哥! 新年快乐!!!
[Handsome! Happy new year!]… sultry voice hitting my ear drums liao.

GR888: 帅哥? 你是否打错?
[Handsome? Have you called the wrong number?]… purposely acting blur but doing a bad job at it.
HH: 哈哈! 我的大情人! 别逗我啦 Jordan! 那么快就把我给忘啦?
[Haha! My lover! Don’t joke with me, Jordan! Forgotten about me already?]… sounding very assured and speaking with a lot of self confidence.

GR888: 没有… 没把你给忘了… 有事吗?
[No… not at all… can I help you?]… my voice started creaking.
HH: 我好想你哦! 明天过来看我啊! 我要给你个难忘的情人节!
[I miss you so much! Come see me tomorrow! I want to give you an unforgettable Valentine’s Day!]... this woman just gets straight to the point!... I likes!

GR888: 啊???... 明天???
[What???...Tomorrow???]… I almost choked!
HH: 对!...就明天!... 别跟我说你要去陪女朋友啊!... 你不来看我我会生气的!
[Yes!... Tomorrow!... Please don’t tell me you need to be with your girlfriend!... I’d be angry OK!]… sounding gleeful and notti.

GR888: 啊?!?!?...
[Ahhh?!?!?...]… ran out of talking points and not knowing how to respond.
HH: 就这么说定啦!... 我的咪咪好大, 好需要你的支持!... 我想到你又粗又长的肉棒我妹妹就出水发痒啦!
[It’s settled then!... My boobs are very big and they need your support!... My pussy gets wet and itchy once I think about your long and thick cock!]… dragging her tone and breathing helplessly over the phone, sounding as though though my cock and company are the only things she need now.

GR888: 可是…
[But… ]… thought process already paralysed by massive blood flow from big head to small head.
HH: 你知道吗? 自从上次我一直都在幻想每天跟你做爱!... 现在说起我又痒了!... 我恨不得把你裤子脱下, 抽你雪茄!!!... 你真不了解本小姐忍了多久… 多么难受啊!!!
[You know what? Since your last visit, I’ve been fantasising making love to you everyday… My pussy is itchy again that we’re on this subject… I feel like pulling your pants down and smoking your “cigar” right now…. You have no idea how much and how long I had to endure… really a terrible feeling!!!]… she was moving in for the kill… how to tahan when a pretty girl tells you she needs your cock?

GR888: 没那么夸张吧?
[Are you exaggerating?]… by now, my mind already kena thoroughly fucked & brainwashed by HH’s dirty talk.... this was just a feeble and token attempt at holding off HH's onslaught
HH: 何止啊! 我喜欢你脱光我衣服慢慢的用你双手到处摸我… 亲我全身… 然后吸我奶头,吃我的鲍鱼! 明天我会为你准备个小小惊喜… 嘻嘻!... 我会脱光衣服给你全身按摩, 之后再跟你一起洗澡, 要吗?
[Not only that! I like you to strip me naked, slowly feel me up…. kiss my naked body… then suck my nipples and eat my abalone! I’ve prepared a little surprise for you tomorrow… heehee!... I’m going to massage you naked, then we bathe together, OK?]

GR888: 要!... 我要!... 我要!!!
[OK!... I want!... I want!!!]… Really gone case liao!
HH: 哈哈哈!... 那我们就一起爽吧!... 可是我有个条件... 跟我在一起时不许你提起你女朋友… 还有我叫你老公你不止不能抗议, 你还要叫我宝贝老婆!
[Hahaha!... Then we’ll shiok shiok together! But I have a condition… please do not mention your girlfriend when we’re together… and not only must you not protest when I call you “hubby”, you must call me “wifey darling”!]… for some inexplicable reason, HH hates my girlfriend even though I've not spoken much about her nor have they met (god forbid!)

GR888: 可以!...可以!...我答应你!
[Yes!... Yes!… No problem!]… the thought of my girlfriend was light years away from my mind at that point.
HH: 好!... 那一言为定!... 明天你乖乖的打去前台, 定好时间后通知我… 今晚别自己打飞机哦?... 把你精子全留给我，拜拜!
[Great!... That’s settled then!... Be good and call the recep to make your booking tomorrow, then let me know after that… please don’t PCC tonight… leave your entire load for me tomorrow, bye!]... sounding extremely triumphant
GR888: 哦!... 拜拜!
[Yes!... Bye!]… nodding away like a fucking fool, as though kena hypnotised liao.

Damn! Looks like my date with Triple H will have to wait a couple of days… need to sneak out of the office tomorrow to bang my Double H first, then have my Valentine's Day dinner with girlfriend…. Blardy Double H really damn fiendish and sneaky… quickly exercised her first mover advantage in seducing me to go bang her tomorrow…. Now that’s what I call experience!!! This Hunan Hussy is a fucking pro… in every sense of the word!

[deadchief]

Valentine's Day Bonk

Yesterday's adventures did not do it for me, although it was ok and I got a good massage, I really wanted a sexy nubile body for the V day menu.

So I went to another place of liar to get the V day release. This time round I really deposited a bag full of sperms, despite releasing yesterday. Her nice pedicured feet and fingers did it for me, plus the nice tribal tattoos ... Wow, I can go on consecutive days with this babe if money is not an issue. Till now the scent of her long hair still lingers on...

The best part is after the whole love making session we still had 15 minutes to chat, while I caressed her beautiful pedicured feet with nice long toes. Almost felt like sucking them but that will spoil her expensive nails. She gave me a Valentine's day peck on the mouth... Makes me feel like I was reliving my youthful carefree days...

Any bros here also managed to get a memorable V day bonk?

[qa888]

Can pm me the place.. thanks

[ang076]

After show, I went to the Club where joint was operating inside.

Last time, the same premise within the Club was rented by former HC.

I had known this place for a long time because one bro here urged me to test this joint , it was in unfavourable location , must walk there and then walked up...Unless i have specific reason to go to the area . Now I have the reason , the cinema was located 4 streets away.. and time is right for one show..


Upon reaching the Club, I walked , walked, walked , like a limp.... till I reached the entrance of the joint.. I stopped and look at the menu ...
Then the lady saw me and opened the door, came out to see me. She was tall, young and dressed in black jacket, and pants, urged me to enter...

I made a spastic face, head tiled , eyes widened.

She:你好！( with a smile) 要进来吗？

Me: how much 1 hour?

She: 1 hour - $1xx (mid range of $100 between $200)

Me: oh! so sorry.. 太贵了

I turned my body slowly and clumsily... and walked away..

She quickly stood in front of me, urging me to go in and try .

I told her I got no enough $$$
and then walk to another part of the club and have simple snack and beer and typed my encounter via laptop..

(this joint got website and show the pics of employees - all of them dressed in uniform and pants - most of them CMI and there are 2 guys..)

However, I decided to go and see for myself rather than depend on website..

[GR888]

Originally Posted by deadchief

Valentine's Day Bonk

Any bros here also managed to get a memorable V day bonk?

Glad you had a good time Chief! I had a rather mixed V-Day carnal experience.

Hunan Hussy had me for her late lunch on Valentine's Day... I was left completely stunned by the potency of her predatory tendencies and cannibalistic desires. She didn't just rape me... she ripped me apart inside out ... that bitch pinned me down in cowgirl, forced me to fondle her boobs, then she grabbed my jaw and licked me all over my face.... said she won't let me off until I swear on my balls that she's a better sex partner than my girlfriend. To be honest, she needn't have done that... I would have readily admitted that to her because my girlfriend is just a flower vase... shapely & pretty... only nice to look at and hold, but ridiculously fragile and abjectly hopeless in bed!

Lucky girlfriend exhausted by work and travelling, so only had V-day dinner last night... heng ah, that gave me a chance to recharge... deferred the fucking with girlfriend until today (had to take leave for that)... felt damn guilty fantasising HH while banging her.

[adonis]

GR888 n all bros, if I got a BJ or underwent mosha (moxibustion) or bonked a HC girl; I try not to get BJed or bonk my girlfriend later on the same nite. If I really have to, I wash my body n dick with soap n water as clean as poss. before meeting my girlfriend. CDs might leave a rubbery taste or smell on my dick which my girlfriend might detect. Same for scented aromatherapy oils. My girlfriend knows dat I don't go for aromatherapy. Another time I came home n realised dat there was a long, faint scratch on my shoulder after a massage. Probably by a massage girl. I also use a mirror to check my face for lipstick smudges n my back for scratches n bruises respectively. My girlfriend once askd me why I had the latter marks on a part of my body dat I didn't noticed. Luckily I managed to explain it away n she believed. I'm lying nxt to her now.

ang076, twice I made special trips to men's spas after phoning them n their receptionists bluffed me, exaggerating about the beautiful, young girls they have. Whn I arrived there, I realised I was had. So I lan, lan got a massage by their housewife looking massage woman which turned out bad. Then again 1 man's honey might b another man's poison. So now whn a HC receptionist tells me they have the kind of girl I'm looking for, I ask them for her name n only visit it after reading SBF or whn I'm nearby. Happy fornicating.

[GR888]

Thanks for the info bro admonis... yes, you are absolutely right. As a precaution, I never meet up with my girlfriend immediately after banging whores. I live right in town, just steps away from my office and my girlfriend's workplace, so I always go make a pit stop home after my dirty deed and wash myself clean before meeting up with my other half.

Sorry for my late reply... just got home at 4:45am!... caught in a web of bonking revelry since V-Day... I just looked at myself in the mirror and wondered what kind of fucking life I am leading, sigh!

[adonis]

Take a chill pill GR888. U r having fun n relieving stress. Dat's okay.

[ang076]

Guess where am I now?
The joint gals look like chinese but not usual race.not from land of dragon,not from north lland, but from land notorious for film of lesbians, teacher slaves, schoolgirls enslaving reachers

[qa888]

See gr888 n ang076 post fr, buay ta han liaoooo
Can please send me the location. .
Really thanks alot..