Schoolboy true adventure in the ''place of liar''

[fictionman]

Originally Posted by JLove

I am still "struggling" to find time to visit the previous list of award winners of which Glamour Ninja left the best impression so far and now there is another list of winners which I suppose has already overtaken the places of the old list!

Really have to take my hat off to GR888 for his time, financial resources and most importantly dedication in furnishing great FRs!

Im also "struggling"....I also would love to bonk all de nominees but stimes $$$ constraint hold me back sigh....How i wish next Friday's toto $5million i can be one of the lucky ones so i can go & "watch" all de academy award nominees on a marathon screening!!!!

[GR888]

Oh gawd! I almost fainted when I saw my inbox after logging on. I really dunno where to start clearing my messages.... macam like landslide, tsunami and avalanche combined. At this rate I think I need to get premium membership very soon.

Originally Posted by leoleo3

my fav writer gr888!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by jj_jj

Bro GR888, you have certainly raised the bar in FRs!!! <Salute!!>

Thanks for the compliments guys ... But I sincerely believe that the biggest praise should be reserved for TS bro ang076. His "place of liars" concept was ingenious and enterprising to the max and his thread has given samsters like myself, bros deadchief, BallBreaker and many others, the perfect platform to express our wonderful commercial sexperiences in words.

Originally Posted by JLove

Really have to take my hat off to GR888 for his time, financial resources and most importantly dedication in furnishing great FRs!

Originally Posted by fictionman

Im also "struggling"....I also would love to bonk all de nominees but stimes $$$ constraint hold me back sigh....How i wish next Friday's toto $5million i can be one of the lucky ones so i can go & "watch" all de academy award nominees on a marathon screening!!!!

You know what guys? I seriously think I should make some corrections to my signature. I have been banging whores a wee bit too often to have any more credibility to preach about moderation. Damn! I hate it when I contradict myself and put my foot in my own mouth!

Originally Posted by deadchief

To all bros in the know , may i please humbly request that we all adhere to the philosophy in bro GR888 signature? (In the hype of post-awards celebration may get carried away)

IMHO, We don't want overnight fame to cause trauma and stress to our award winners. You can see this post below (again no offence to anyone). I am sure logic will be triumphant.
http://thesbf.shop/showpos...&postcount=201

You are absolutely right bro deadchief! No offence taken at all... Thank you so much for serving me the reminder. Bro Flirtz88's words are ever so instructive. He's a good bro who speaks wisely and shares responsibly. He is right that our gems do not wish have their contacts passed around SBF... and that they being gems means they have enough business already. They do not need us to do them any favours and openly "advertise" them online.

Sharing contacts must always be balanced with caution & discretion. If I am forced between sharing and protecting joints... the latter is definitely a more overriding imperative. To me, it's a no brainer. Doing otherwise will only sabotage ourselves, the joints and our beloved girls. Big head must always remain in control because we do not know where contacts will end up if we share indiscriminately. I hear ya Chief!... and in fact, I plan to tighten criteria for contact sharing even further.

Thanks again... I think it is useful for us to regularly remind ourselves the core principles of responsible & constructive sharing. Much appreciated. Sorry I can't upz you again

[skywalkersg]

You are the man bro! I should Copy, Paste and print all this out to become my HC Reference book of the year 2013...

Originally Posted by GR888

Traffic Stopper Award for “Best Looker”
Criteria: young looking and chio with pleasant and/or seductive smile, communicative eyes, dainty facial features… preference for long hair but hairdo must suit the face & look… fair and flawless skin complexion major plus point… extra marks for x-factor, such as charm, poise & spontaneity.

1st Penang Pussy
2nd Cheeky Cheesepie
3rd Ipoh Ice Queen
Special Mention… Missy Mousy, Flirty Fuckie, Kawaii Sweetie, Notti Ninja & Glamour Ninja


Hourglass Whore for “Best Figure”
Criteria: slim, slinky, sexy and leggy figure with fair and smooth porcelain skin… body must be proportionate… must not have tummy nor celluloid in abdomen and calves… extra marks for CFM swagger, graceful gait and confident posture.

1st Hunan Hussy
2nd Ipoh Ice Queen
3rd Missy Mousy
Special Mention… Penang Pussy, Malacca Maiden, Sinkie Slut, Cheeky Cheesepie, Malaysian Mangosteens, Sichuan Siren & Horny Hellraiser


Golden Globes Award for “Best Boobs"
Criteria: spherically shaped natural boobies that are full of bounce but soft to hold type… some sagging acceptable but not too much… must not have scars… nipples either pinkish or pointy kind… must be at least a B cup and complement body frame… big boobs with skinny arms will be a major plus.

1st Hunan Hussy
2nd Horny Hellraiser
3rd Flirty Fuckie (tied)
3rd Cheena Kitten (tied)
Special Mention… Malaysian Mangosteens, Malaysian Chikus, Beijing Belle & Sinkie Slut


Cheeky Cheeks Award for “Best Ass”
Criteria: well balanced, slim and perky butt with smooth ass cheeks and zero sagging… must have enough meat that is sufficiently well spread out for a good squeeze but at the same time proportionate to rest of body…

1st Missy Mousy
2nd Malacca Maiden
3rd Ipoh Ice Queen
Special Mention… Kawaii Sweetie, Cheeky Cheesepie, Notti Ninja, Glamour Ninja, Hokkien Hottie, Sichuan Siren & Malaysian Bimbo


Nimble Fingers Award for “Best Massage”
Criteria: good grounding in massage fundamentals… sufficiently serious effort put in… employment of a variety of pressing techniques & good control of strength targeted at different areas of the body… no bonus points for “accidental” sensual touches (that comes under a different category).

1st Hunan Hussy
2nd Flirty Fuckie
3rd Nympho Tramp
Special Mention: None!... The rest all CMI in massage!


Suck-seed Award for “Best BBBJ”
Criteria: Heavy dose of tongue teasing and solid suction for a sustainable duration… good prelude that includes kissing, licking & caressing of the cock and balls… bonus marks for slutty facial displays, making lusty eye contact and sucking cock in different positions… if got hot tea BBBJ with iced water or minty spray lagi best!!!

1st Chirpy Cocksucker
2nd Nympho Tramp
3rd Canto Cutie
Special Mention… Glamour Ninja, Notti Ninja, Kawaii Sweetie, Cheeky Cheesepie, Canto Tart, Malaysian Mangosteens, Sinkie Slut, Malacca Maiden, Ipoh Ice Queen, Missy Mousy, Flirty Fuckie & Hokkien Hottie (plenty of cock sucking talent out there! So hard to decide who is better, so I’d just list all the memorable ones)


Ass Angel Award for “Best AR”
Criteria: slow slurpy licks & comprehensive tongue drilling… the longer the AR and the deeper the tongue drilling the better of course… extra points for combining it with sensual caresses of family jewels and teasing kisses on the butt cheeks.

1st Chirpy Cocksucker
2nd Penang Pussy
3rd Cheeky Cheesepie
Special Mention… Malaysian Mangosteens, Commando Ninja, Flirty Fuckie & Canto Tart


Pussy Pounder Award for “Best FJ”
Criteria: good mix of different fucking positions… cowgirl, missionary, doggie, spoon, etc. Consideration given to slutty body lingo, surround sound and variations or adaptations to these standard positions… Bonus marks for higher level of initiative, proactiveness and enthusiasm during FJ.

1st Penang Pussy
2nd Cheeky Cheesepie
3rd Flirty Fuckie
Special Mention… Kawaii Sweetie, Glamour Ninja, Notti Ninja, Canto Tart, Hunan Hussy & Horny Hellraiser


Surrogate Partner Award for “Best GFE”
Criteria: kissing, frenching and plenty of physical teasing before, during and after massage and specials... and anything, however outrageous, that the ML does to make me feel she is worthy of being my girlfriend!

1st Cheeky Cheesepie
2nd Penang Pussy
3rd Flirty Fuckie
Special Mention… Kawaii Sweetie, Hunan Hussy, Beijing Belle, Horny Hellraiser, Canto Tart & Chirpy Cocksucker

[ang076]

Sorry for not being active due to work , (working in warehouse together with foreign workers, and as a office boy putting up decoration in office ,very physically demanding tasks for my size , all thanks to my former classmate cum superior)

Yes, it was mainly due to bro GR888 and other bros that my thread become popular.

Bro GR888 can be 'thread manager' of this thread. In the real world, power rest on $$$$, wide contacts, .

[ilmg]

=.=" seriously... what's up with the random zapping...

Schoolboy true... 30-01-2013 11:37 PM Wish you ass luck.
Full service at std... 23-08-2012 09:05 PM you are lucky to get zapped
A Sweet Secret 22-08-2012 12:26 AM good fr ..
A Sweet Secret 21-08-2012 08:55 PM you need zap

anyway, that person that wish me ass luck, thanks...

finally managed to try one of the "places of liar"... it feels kinda like those HC back in 07, 08.... i know i'm not as good as some of the other bros with FR but will try anyway...

got a room, went in, took a shower and *knock knock* the malaysian masseur came in.. lied on the bed and proceeded with the massage... at that time i was like looking at her sexy boobs in her uniform liao wondering how it felt...

seems like she got ESP or know mind reading like that, she lie across on my body to pick up something below the massage bed... its like omg... the soft bouncy tits through her uniform rubbing on my naked back... shiok... after that little interlude, continued on with the massage (actually quite good.. i kinda like it)

as she proceeds further and further south, her hands start to be more and more naughty. started to slowly caressing my ass, my inner thighs, calves... fondled the tip of my little head abit before asking me what service would i like... of course is full course meal lor and so she went to get her stuff...

she came back, lock the door behind her and started to strip out of her uniform... ahh, the sight... lacey bra and g-string... with her pair of killer knockers trying their very best to escape out of the bra... then *unclips* and woahhhhh, i think i was drooling non-stop. she climbed onto the massage bed that was clearly not designed for 2 people and started the sensual boob rub over my naked body... ahh.. the soft silky feel of the boobs gliding over my body... cannot tahan anymore le so ask her to move forward so that i can suck on those big boobs of hers like i'm a little baby...

as i was busy sucking her breast and fondling the other 1, her hands were busy too.. slowly, sensually making fun out of my little head... continued on for a while before she went on give my 2 nipples a good cleaning with her tongue.. the slow sensual circular motion of her soft tongue is just priceless... than the tongue started to find its way lower and lower and lower and.... started to climb an upright volcano found far far south... with her tongue flicking and caressing the crater of the volcano, i was so worried the active volcano might just erupt anytime... gosh...

of course, i never got to see the summit of the volcano as it got covered in this gaping black hole in the sky. there was this gentle suction exerted on the now helpless volcano.. nice and slowly, with a rhythm..

she then proceeds with drinking some hot tea and wala... the volcano got sucked into this tropical equatorial paradise. the feeling is out of this world. she turned her body around which gave me the full view of a shaved, yummy abalone.. she started going "lick me, lick me..." and i went like "lick where?" lol.. i used my fingers and started to fondle her clit, playing with her pussy and she capped me with her mouth and continued to bj me... went on to finger her until she told me she wanted me in her... of course have to accede to her request right?

went into her in missionary position to enjoy the full view of her shaking boobs and her face... continue to thrust her while sucking her 2 big boobs infront of her and with full 7.1 surround sound it didn't take long for the eruption of mount little head...

she went on to help me clean up and shower and ask me if i want to do a facial since still got time remaining... won't bore you with the remaining tcss relaxing details...

i have to say its the best service i ever had compared to the other fj i have in other mp and spas...

that's it for my FR. wish all fellow bros happy bonking in a new year

[GR888]

Samster ilmg, congrats on your enjoyable fuck... for the record... I didn't zap you, neither did any bros from my inner circle. I better chope and say first.

You have given away the joint by providing two pieces of unecessary information... entrance fees and colour of uniform. Others may disagree with me, but the $55 per hour entrance fee is superfluous. Most joints of this type charge fees in that range anyway, so no need to mention. But by indicating it, you have inadvertently identified the joint. If that few bucks difference in entrance fees is so critical in the consideration of any samster, then he can forget about going to "liar liar" joints liao.

Also, it does not matter whether the girl wears red, blue, black or white uniform. The more important thing is that she strips for you.... and then let you suck her tits, finger her cheebye, blow you senseless and does other shameless things with you like the whore that she is.

As I always tell people, just focus on the girl and the action full stop. Let's not compromise joints by revealing unecessary info. This thread is closely monitored on a regular basis by well informed quarters outside the cheonging fraternity, so please exercise upmost caution in our FRs. These people are not as clueless as we think. If I can track, trace and target joints in a split second just by looking at such info, so can they. So let's not get complacent and carried away after the euphoria of a sextifying commercial fuck. Big head must always resume control once the fuck is over.

On a separate note.... Guys, I know I still owe many of you replies to PMs... Please bear with me a little longer and I will respond asap... been caught up with some personal matters at work since Thursday, paiseh ah.

[GR888]

Reporting live from 'Place of Darkness'!!!

WTF!!! I just got molested by Oddball Ninja!!! I was in the lounge making a drink when that chao cheebye sneaked up from behind, squeezed my butt & grabbed my balls! I got totally no time to react! She still got the cheek to ask me when I plan to let her conduct a 'body inspection'!

Damn! I feel so defiled!

[HC88]

Decided to drop by this liar place a visit last week recommended by Bro GR888.

Yes ! The Sichuan Siren.
Massage was more like touching
My facial expression change to after agreed to her body offer.
I was like : Wow ! after seeing her lay down her hair - Sexy !

She begin doing a body massage from my back,
the feeling was definitely much much better than her touching massage she does to me earlier.

She slide herself like a snake towards my neck-ear and lick on it-Shiok !
Turn me over and began to use her tongue to slide and lick around my hard stick.
Maybe is a Snake year - every movement from her was just like a snake to me.
She then stand and bent herself and suck my stick while i lying on
the jade bed enjoying the heaven feeling.

After her hard work - i decided to give her a good return which i am glad i did.
I started licking and arousing her 2 softballs realising her juice flow after i
use my finger to fondle her hairy cave hole.

She urge me to place my hard stick into her - her wish granted in very next seconds
on missionary style.
She sound out szzz...szzz...- again sound like a snake to me.
Finally hear different sound - moan of arrgh arrg and arrg after i
poke and pump deeper and harder on her.

I then realise there is a drawing tattoo on her back after switching to doggie.
After 2mins of doggie bang i press her down and bang her from behind.
Her meaty butt really good to bonk - very bouncy !
The game was over after my enjoyable ride.

She was obviously shag after the ride, walk toward the shower room
unbalancing style, commenting : ni how li hai ar...
heehee...

Thanks for tips off Bro GR888!

FR :

Face : 7.5
Massage : 2
Boobs : 7.5
Figure : 7.5
BJ : 8
FJ : 8

[ang076]

At cheongster disneyland now, eating at cafe ,and saw ipoh ice queen in her own clothes ,withskintone bra straps exposed. She look like constance song.
Tell u more tn.
Going for fuxk now。

[ang076]

Just finish session with ipoh ice queen.

Disappointing session becos I carried thing too far as cerebral palsy kid . I get bj only. She look very apprehensive abt me.

[ilmg]

haha... thanks for your advice bro gr888, didn't know even price and color of uniform can give away the place... will be more careful next time

[johntailan]

my gawd! the fr's here are awesome! kaw tou to the big bros out there.

[ang076]

Enter the Cheongster Disneyland, one MILF receptionist recognised me instantly, and asked me ''got booking?''

My replies: no. Is xxxxxx (nick for Ipoh Ice Queen) available?

She( looked amusing surprised): how came you know her?

My replies:my uncle told me about her,saying she look abit like my aunt..

She: hehe! she is not here yet. ok. I will let her know. sign your name and pay.

After paying ,she gave me locker key.

I then went to cafe and the young manager asked what do I want to eat.

The man in charge of cafe told him '' that guy is mentally retarded.''

The young manager look at me bemused and then staff in charge asked me what do I want to eat.

I replied I want... and ...

he said' okay...Let me see your tag.'

He took mental note of my tag no..

As I sat down and wait for food and surf SBF via iphone.

Moment later, the gal arrived in casual clothes, she was wearing light brown sleeveless blouse ,with her skin tone bra strap exposed.

She went to cafe staff and talked to him. I looked at them. He was pointing to me. She turned and looked at me. I smiled at her like a spastic boy.

Her expression was like...

She glared at me for a while as she walked till she disappeared..

After some time, staff told me to go to room xxx

I went to the room and undressed , then go to bathroom.

When I came out, she was already in my room.

I had to dry my body in clumsy way, my mouth twisted and my neck tilted a bit. My eyes widen as if I had lost control of my movement. This made her look uneasy and apprehensive. She asked me ,''is it true that I look like your aunt?"
I replied 'yes.'

She asked me to lie on bed. I had to act like I had difficultly in getting into bed ( it is high bed with four legs.) She look abit sian and refused to help.

She asked me 'did your family help you into bed?'

I replied 'i sleep on the mattress on the floor , not this kind of bed.'

She performed piano massage on my back.

Ipoh Ice Queen: you came here before right?

me: yes. 2nd time

She: who was the gal attending you?

me: xxxxxx ( nick for Penang Pussy)

She: did she do anything beside massage?

I : yes, we had sex.

Ipoh Ice queen then kept quiet and pressed my body for a while.

Then she asked me to turn around..I did as told . I purposely struggled... she this time being caring and help me turn around.

She gesturing with fist to her mouth. , meaning BJ.

I stared at her for a moment

I said no, I dont want.

She said no sex for us. because she having period now. She even lift up her dress , for me to see.. (she was wearing pants under her skirt.)

I then said no..I dont want..I want to go home.

She glared at me with stern look, saying she wont let you go unless I agreed to her terms.

I said okay.
She then smiled and went out to ..

The moment she close door. I dont know whether to flash V sign or sigh.

When she came back, she open her uniform and gave me cathbath, and caressing my cock. Then she went southwards to suck and lick my balls. and then capped my cock to give me BJ and using hand as a catalyst so that I would cummed in no time.

When I cum, she clean me and went out . When she came in, she help me get up .I went to shower, feeling disappointed. I came out, dried my body as she prepared new bed ..
I then dressed up and she look at me, hoping that I pay.
I took out my wallet and give her BJ rate. She asked for few more .I gave her as she wanted. She then saw me out.

I walked past the cafe and saw the staff, he look at me like that.

I walked and walked till I reach the bus stop few streets away and to Jurong Point to watch movie..


(I am waiting for Cheongster Disney world where it is considered closer to Macau Sauna Spa ..)

[HC88]

#Bro Ang076,

Your professional act has attain enlightenment.
Making fear to ML.
Any thought of changing your image to a playboy role?
I believe we will have more fancy post from you should you
go into said role

#Bro GR888
Any delay telecast to share after blind attack by OddBall Ninja

[ang076]

Thanks, bro HC88.

Maybe, I will visit new joint as a 17 year old poly student, wearing tee shirt and jean , carrying laptop, and bag. from well to do family who tell ML that I am not yet 18 but put false IC number ,using my uncle ID ..

My facial expression and behaviour will show that I know this joint offer sex.

Eg: what I always did in HCs during early 2000s: she massage me, I carress her legs sensually...



kekeke!