A Romanian arrives in Singapore as a new immigrantsl. He stops the first person he sees and says, "Thank you Mr Singaporean, for letting me come to this country, get a job and free education for my children".
The passerby says, "You are mistaken. I am from India".
The man goes on and encounters another passerby.
"Thank you for having a beautiful country here in Singapore".
The person says, "I am not Singaporean. I am Bangladeshi".
He walks further and he stops the next person he encounters, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful country Singapore".
The person days, "I am from China. I am not Singaporean".
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you Singaporean?"
She says, "No, I am from Philippines".
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are the Singaporeans?"
She replies, "Oh, they are fitness freaks. They go around collecting cardboards!"
🤣😂😅😰😱😭😭😭😭
As a singaporean we are in a poor state.
Yes, not joking.
Thanks.
Adam’s long-awaited firstborn was born. The new father came into the hospital room expecting to see his perfect offspring and was shocked when he saw that his child was hairy, ugly and not at all like him. “How can it be???” he said to his father in law, standing next to him, “His mother and I are so beautiful!” “Well,” replied the father in law, “she’s beautiful, but she was a bit pregnant when you met… really, barely noticeable…”
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A Romanian arrives in Singapore as a new immigrantsl. He stops the first person he sees and says, "Thank you Mr Singaporean, for letting me come to this country, get a job and free education for my children".
The passerby says, "You are mistaken. I am from India".
The man goes on and encounters another passerby.
"Thank you for having a beautiful country here in Singapore".
The person says, "I am not Singaporean. I am Bangladeshi".
He walks further and he stops the next person he encounters, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful country Singapore".
The person days, "I am from China. I am not Singaporean".
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you Singaporean?"
She says, "No, I am from Philippines".
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are the Singaporeans?"
She replies, "Oh, they are fitness freaks. They go around collecting cardboards!"
🤣😂😅😰😱😭😭😭😭
This is seriously no joke, big thanks to the Super Whites ***
21-08-2019, 11:34 AM
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More jokes ok....
