Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[jerlatstory]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Nice joke bro, thanks a million!

[ngoyheim]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Nice share bro Hurricane. Please share more ya!

[dolot]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Now I know how SQ got their name! Good share bro

[dyelook]

bumps for laughter...

[Hurricane88]

An old Cuban suffers a major heart attack and, as a last wish, asks for a Cuban flag to kiss and say good-bye to his dearest homeland. His friends search around desperately, but cannot find one.

While everyone is ready to abandon all hope of finding the
Cuban flag, a 23-year-old nurse shyly interrupts their
desperate search by offering a tattoo of the flag that is
inscribed on the cheek of her buttock.

The young girl pulls down her shorts, showing the Cuban flag tattooed on a beautifully shaped buttock. She approaches the dying man and sticks her butt in his face.

The man, with tears in his eyes, caresses the 'flag', grabs the cheek with both hands and starts kissing it with great passion, saying "My dear Cuba, I say goodbye with great sadness. Farewell my land, I will miss you."

After going on for about 10 minutes, he says to the girl,
"Now, chica, turn around, I also want to kiss goodbye to Fidel, our bearded dictator!

[Hurricane88]

Facts of Life...

[Hurricane88]

A Chinese farmer got on the bus, carrying a chicken in a cage, & sat next to an English lady. He put the cage on the floor of the bus & slid it underneath the bench.

After a long bumpy ride, the Chinese peasant reached his destination and wanted to get off. He turned round and said something to the English lady, but got a slap on the face!

The bus conductor came to investigate. "What did you say to the lady?"

The Chinese peasant said: "I just told her to open her legs, I want to take my cock out!" 😂😂😂🐓🐓🐓

[etsys]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

."

After going on for about 10 minutes, he says to the girl,
"Now, chica, turn around, I also want to kiss goodbye to Fidel, our bearded dictator!

😂😂

God bless Fidel's atheist soul..

[Monver]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

An old Cuban suffers a major heart attack and, as a last wish, asks for a Cuban flag to kiss and say good-bye to his dearest homeland. His friends search around desperately, but cannot find one.

While everyone is ready to abandon all hope of finding the
Cuban flag, a 23-year-old nurse shyly interrupts their
desperate search by offering a tattoo of the flag that is
inscribed on the cheek of her buttock.

The young girl pulls down her shorts, showing the Cuban flag tattooed on a beautifully shaped buttock. She approaches the dying man and sticks her butt in his face.

The man, with tears in his eyes, caresses the 'flag', grabs the cheek with both hands and starts kissing it with great passion, saying "My dear Cuba, I say goodbye with great sadness. Farewell my land, I will miss you."

After going on for about 10 minutes, he says to the girl,
"Now, chica, turn around, I also want to kiss goodbye to Fidel, our bearded dictator!

Haha nice share bro. thanks!!

[Hurricane88]

Really cock laughter...

[lawro]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Really cock laughter...

Bloody cock - vultures also fuck!

[NewPapaSan]

When life gives you melons, you might have dyslexia.

[godwit]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

A Chinese farmer got on the bus, carrying a chicken in a cage, & sat next to an English lady. He put the cage on the floor of the bus & slid it underneath the bench.

Very funny joke.
Thank you for sharing. Hope to read more.

[washer]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Facts of Life...

Great joke bro Hurricane88.
Tks tks

[NorthEastBrom]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

A Chinese farmer got on the bus, carrying a chicken in a cage, & sat next to an English lady. He put the cage on the floor of the bus & slid it underneath the bench.

So funny joke. Hoping to read more.
Thanks bro for sharing.