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18-01-2014, 02:02 PM
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18-01-2014, 06:38 PM
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People say 'you so slow, do photography' Ya hor, good chan to Sian chio bu Sian Liao, 一起去逃舞 Dun noe whether kena 'ka'! Been asked to buy Leica Simi 'Henri Cartier-Bresson' Gwa Tia Liao Jin ja song Then Gwa kee jio subject Da bai kena reject Ai .... better to have a shot Then find yourself short So, the best is nude photography Hip Liao eh hanky panky Being Lao uncle, Tia tio soot monochrome Hope pee-ture got some oomph!
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18-01-2014, 06:55 PM
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woo hoo
when i feel heavy metal woo hoo when i'm pin and all needles woo hoo ... sorry but i just suddenly got the urge to voice this song out... please continue =D
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18-01-2014, 07:00 PM
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14-02-2014, 04:03 PM
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Many memories you see. Some say kuah simi, Others chuckle in glee. Pray for some lucky, Kena hanky panky. But model say look at mirror, and then go figure. Poor poor old photographer, Decide to change to gopher. For adult film animation, Maybe can see some action. Everyday go buy condom, For chance to score in porn kingdom, Alas, always bo kee hwee, Director forever test drive AV.
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14-02-2014, 04:06 PM
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You better not go near a magnet... Woo hoo... Or an MRI machine... Woo hoo... You will be detached in a second... Woo hoo... And stuck like a bobby pin... 
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14-02-2014, 04:10 PM
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14-02-2014, 04:13 PM
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14-02-2014, 04:23 PM
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Always run out of luck Will a sweet Goddess finally turn up To come to cheer old man up? How long will he have to wait For a Goddess to come his way Meanwhile, he can only hope A silent voice to carry his hope
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26-02-2014, 03:59 AM
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Nothing to lose, Big Brudder. Perhaps you think it's jialat, When there's no one to cheer you up. But look on the bright side for once, Alongside the walkways you shall prance. Goddesses are just wishful fancies, Not a good choice for eye candies. So look around you for a good encounter, I am sure you can find your partner. Adieu, Au Revoir, Farewell my friend, May your search be not in vain.
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26-02-2014, 04:23 AM
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Dreams never fade away, they go on and on.
In a blink of an eye, they may seem be gone. But it remains in the subconscious like a wavering light, That doesn't really go out of sight. The desires, hopes and wishes, Never ever ceases. No matter how long the journey is, There are memories that you won't miss. Eyes are the windows to one's soul, It tells stories that no one will know. The glimpses into one's personal space, May lead to perplexity for days. The past is never forgotten, No matter how much one tries to abandon. Deep inside it lies dormant, Just waiting to pop out in the right moment. Dedicated to Johnston.
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26-02-2014, 02:09 PM
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26-02-2014, 02:22 PM
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再见 and 多多保重 my friend Although I only know you a little I feel part of me has died a little Hope a partner in crime you have found A higher plain ... for that's where you are bound For me, comfort is found in my shallow self Hopefully with a chio bu wearing nothing else
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26-02-2014, 02:39 PM
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Aching shoulders, aching back,
Make poor old me resemble a hag. Shifu! Shifu! Where art thou, Release the knots while I bellow! Iron me out like a piece of paper, With large firm hands from the strong male gender. Mischief! Some may say with a twinkle in the eye, With a groan, I shall deny. Bending over, such a sight, Please save me from my plight. Before I turn into elderly ah ma, No more the graceful Hera. 
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