Chinese Horoscope I

[puffysong]

Chinese horoscopes: Rooster
(1921, 1933, 1945, 1957, 1969, 1981, 1993, 2005)

Good traits: Roosters are real perfectionists! Immaculately turned out, they're neat, organised and well-groomed. Highly sociable, they love entertaining and have lots of friends. Confident, outgoing and independent characters, Roosters are great decision-makers and have an easy-going but methodical outlook on life.

Bad traits: Because the Rooster is such a perfectionist, they can't stand to see things done in any way but their own, and can be very critical because of this. Their strong opinions can grate on other people, but they do listen to other peoples' complaints. Roosters are good at hiding their real feelings and can be hard nuts to crack.

Roosters in a relationship: Roosters are very practical and approach love like a challenge or a responsibility. They enjoy playing the field, but secretly are looking for a potential long-term partner. They're very clear with their emotions – they either like you or they don't. Roosters find it hard to express their emotions and feelings, but underneath their tough exterior is a kind and caring partner. Although their bluntness may cause the odd argument, Roosters are devoted to their chosen partner, who is ideally not too sensitive!

Sex: Roosters are intensely private and are not ones to kiss and tell. They desire intimacy, but also enjoy plenty of passion! Great in bed, Roosters are very touchy feely and like lots of foreplay and flirting. They like to be dominant in bed and their perfectionist streak means they're devoted to complete satisfaction all round!

Best sexual partner: Snake and Ox
Least compatible with... Rabbit

Best sex positions for Roosters: More practical positions such as the Organ Grinder and Reverse Cowgirl

[FewOfUs]

Nice share TS

[Yakuza]

TS .. waiting for Doggy and Piggy ...

[TadaoKumagai]

where dog?

[Botakhead]

That is me the Goat, an erotic one too.

[Incumbent]

Really love reading your posts TS

[hamsapkwai]

Ts hurry up and get to Crocodile , thats my zodiac

[PPGirl]

Originally Posted by hamsapkwai

Ts hurry up and get to Crocodile , thats my zodiac

Got crocodile meh? Or do u mean buaya?

[sockspender]

Very nice post. Thanks TS

[buaya18]

U guys looking for me?

Thank you for the thread ts!

[psyduck1010]

Alamak! Y stopped?

[puffysong]

Chinese horoscopes: Dog
(1922, 1934, 1946, 1958, 1970, 1982, 1994, 2006)

Good traits: Like a good pet, those born in the year of the Dog are loyal and affectionate. They're friendly and have a strong sense of what's fair, but they're also open-minded and listen to other people's opinions.

Bad traits:Some say that the Dog's sense of justice makes them seem like they're always on their moral high-horse and are judgmental. They're worriers by nature and can be stubborn too.

Dogs in a relationship: Dogs can be shy about new relationships. They'll wait until they're sure the other person is interested before pursuing. Dogs often form a friendship with their ideal partner, which gradually develops into a relationship. The relationships tend to be balanced and straightforward, but Dogs are worriers and create problems with their emotional insecurity.

Sex: Dogs keep their emotions under control and aren't ones to offer continual displays of affection. Despite being very talented between the sheets, Dogs can be neurotic and need constant reassurance. They're very attentive to their partner and will shower affection on them. Their stable side can be boring to some, so adding a little spice in the bedroom should liven things up.

Best sexual partner: Horse and Tiger
Least compatible with... Dragon

Best sex positions for the Dog: Affectionate and passionate positions like The Squat and the Good Spread

[puffysong]

Chinese horoscopes: Pig
(1923, 1935, 1947, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007)

Good traits: You can depend on a pig for being hardworking and trustworthy. They're very passionate about what they believe in, but always think about their actions and how it will affect other people. They're friendly and thoughtful and stay calm under pressure. Pigs are dependable, caring and great listeners. They form strong friendships and often put others' needs before their own.

Bad traits: Because pigs have so many friends they can rely on others too much and forget about themselves! They can be rather gullible and easily led. Pigs are also guilty of being a bit miserable and often thinking the worst. They have a rather bossy streak and can be quite competitive at times.

Pigs in a relationship: Pigs are dreamers and real romantics. They tend to believe in 'the one' and will hunt around and try to find that perfect partner. They can be a little bit naive and idealistic which can lead to disappointment when expectations aren't met. Pigs have a very trusting nature which means they can be taken advantage of when it comes to relationships. Once a Pig is in a meaningful relationship they're very romantic and affectionate but paradoxically hate to feel trapped.

Sex: When it comes to bedroom activity, Pigs love to be wined and dined, with plenty of foreplay and build-up to sex. They enjoy more intimate positions which are relaxing rather than energetic or wild. A creature of habit, Pigs tend to stick to a particular position and may need encouragement to try new things.

Best sexual partner: Sheep and Rabbit
Least compatible with... Snake

Best sex positions for the Pig: More relaxed and sleepy sex positions like Sexy Spoons and TV Dinner

[puffysong]

Happy New Year for the Lunar Year of the Goat....

[Johnbass]

Sibei zhun leh...
Who are the Monkeys around here?