Some Tricky Situations You've Been Through........... - Page 2

Horsepower · #16 10-08-2005, 05:12 PM

I got many tricky occassions. But the most recent one is when I was reading newspaper on the bed at 11pm, my OC suddenly pull my boxers down and smell my didi. I couldn't stop her in time. She asked me how come my didi still got soap smell after a long working day, and I haven't bathe after reach home.

What happened was earlier I went to my gf home have dinner, bathe, bonk, wash up, then send her to work. Luckily, the soap there the same as the one I use at home.

So my excuse was I drink very little water tha day, so seldom go toilet, so the lan cheow very clean still smell fresh lor.

Also, try not to eat too much before reach home. I also kana queried why I go home no appetite for dinner, izzit eat at mistress house ?

o imagine how much weight I put on .......

Castrol · #17 10-08-2005, 05:17 PM

i was drinking and celebrating one christmas or new year day in a pub. got a bit lucky with a plump and big boobed girl, exchanged contact (later on she even called my hp when we were in the pub that same nite, it was a sure-fuck thing).

thanks to those drinking games, got very high and went home. i didnt realise she sms'd me and asked why i left without telling her, whether i ok or not, whats my age... etc etc...

next morning, hum kar chan! my wife said she read the sms from my hp "by accident" while she was helping me to bed when i got home. the inevitable came - "so... whos this girl who is so concerned for you...?"

somebody up there sent me a line. i told her, "my friend's hp was dead so he used my hp to sian cha bor. look, if i were to sian cha bor, will i come home drunk like this...?"

Ailina · #18 10-08-2005, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by HeadOn

pardon my ignore....a gal can really smell out another gal presence one meh??..so sensitive one ah?...

btw, if only a lovebite n no bonking the gal, best is come clean when found out, cos if din do anything, u would be very firm..n since gal is sensitive, they can sense it u lying or not..

as for those soap smell...best is sign up some gym package..den say u go gym workout, bath liao got smell mah..haha

Ok the rest of the sista here may kill me for helping out the opp sex but hey one big happy family right?

Have you guy ever tried what I term as "smack your hand to cure the headache?"

ie come clean ... tell your wife/girlfriend the truth about where you went and how wild it was until it reaches the highlight. Meaning you go:

"Me and the boys had a great night at the disco and this drunk girl came up and gave me a love bite"

What actually happen
You had a lovebite from a girl and took her to hotel81 and bonked your brains out before going home.

Firstly you didnt lie and if she had friend that saw u in the disco etc you are safe

Pfizer · #19 10-08-2005, 05:17 PM

Sometimes after using a condom, no matter how many times you wash up with soap, there will still be a rubber smell/condom smell.

So i don't let my gf bbbj me immediately after a tryst. Would go directly for fj

Horsepower · #20 10-08-2005, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Pfizer

Sometimes after using a condom, no matter how many times you wash up, there will still be a rubber smell/condom smell.

Use more soap. Better have soap smell than the rubber smell.

singexpat · #21 10-08-2005, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Castrol

somebody up there sent me a line. i told her, "my friend's hp was dead so he used my hp to sian cha bor. look, if i were to sian cha bor, will i come home drunk like this...?"

damn.. this is NEW!!

thanks for e lesson bro Castrol!!

biker_man · #22 10-08-2005, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by singexpat

haha.. good suggestion..

any more tips for new birds like me??

No tips, lah bro. All of cheongers have to be careful, there are no exclusions, and the penalty for being caught is the written in the dreaded and draconian Women's Charter

babycheong · #23 10-08-2005, 05:51 PM

Like many bros, me also almost kena caught because of 'soapy smell' after coming home from bonking......I juz told her weather very warm so sweat a lot, when I pee...the smell from my dicky stinks from the sweating, can even smells it when I am standing so I juz use the small soap provided in the toilet to wash.

She buys the story(after 1 hr of none stop questioning), even suggested me to use baby-wipes instead, cos the soap is used by many ppl before..not so hygienic.

To all the bro wif "soapy smell" problem......solution is "baby-wipes" and pls make sure u buy those that has fragrance, use it(esp after using soap from other placses!!) & MOST important is...let her know that u uses it(buy it when she is around will work too)!!

She ask why u uses it? I m sure u know how to answer, rite?

rgds,
BC

shadowlunar04 · #24 10-08-2005, 05:59 PM

Thanks to all the bros' and sis' contributions. Based on my experiences, I know women have a very keen sense. They are able to pick out all those inconspicuous signals which enable them to conclude that you are telling lies. One way out is to tell the truth but sometimes it's a bitter pill to swallow.

sing1nitestand · #25 10-08-2005, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by babycheong

Like many bros, me also almost kena caught because of 'soapy smell' after coming home from bonking......I juz told her weather very warm so sweat a lot, when I pee...the smell from my dicky stinks from the sweating, can even smells it when I am standing so I juz use the small soap provided in the toilet to wash.

She buys the story(after 1 hr of none stop questioning), even suggested me to use baby-wipes instead, cos the soap is used by many ppl before..not so hygienic.

To all the bro wif "soapy smell" problem......solution is "baby-wipes" and pls make sure u buy those that has fragrance, use it(esp after using soap from other placses!!) & MOST important is...let her know that u uses it(buy it when she is around will work too)!!

She ask why u uses it? I m sure u know how to answer, rite?

rgds,
BC

bro...this solution si bei good la...

babycheong · #26 10-08-2005, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by sing1nitestand

bro...this solution si bei good la...

bro...u also sibei good leh.....quote the whole post, better edit before sam zap u hor.

BC

just4fun · #27 10-08-2005, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by HeadOn

pardon my ignore....a gal can really smell out another gal presence one meh??..so sensitive one ah?...

as for those soap smell...best is sign up some gym package..den say u go gym workout, bath liao got smell mah..haha

Wow....come to think of it...I got this friend...lagi power....He just gave a ride for his female colleague on his car...his OC also know...by smelling the seat belt....No now true anot....

skali...OC also go to the same gym...then she will remember the smell also... anyway...it is something we can try also...hehe

ROCKY_MAIVIA · #28 10-08-2005, 08:52 PM

Not gonna share my experience...but juz give some advice on the art of lying.

1)Look her in the eyes when u lie.

2)Don't stammer. Don't talk too fast. Also don't answer her questions correctly at 1st. (this means you know what she is talking about or u have been practising wat to answer).

Must act a little blur. example ...she ask, "Why u off your phone ?" ...then answer like this "wat phone ?.......(after some time)..you mean my handphone...(you take out your hp) oh shit, how come it off itself. Ai yah, this stupid phone is not working well after i drop it"...

like this lah. give some kind of blur answer. she will most likely think you are too "FOREST GUMP" to have an affair if u continue to do this

3)Believe the lie u are saying. If u believe it, its not a lie anymore.

4)Make sure u have back-up plan ....ie...mine is having me buddy to support me. When GF/wife asks u why u never return call or why got gal ans phone, just ask her to call your best friend (of course you must make a pact with him before-hand and let him know of any senario u will be caught in.) So he can help u out. But for this to work, your gf/wife has to know your friend well enuff.

a)She ask why never answer phone, say u were with friend eating.
b)She asks why gal answer phone, say she is your frens colleague and was playing a prank or something.

Above is what i have learnt (on my own). Hope this helps you. In summary, plan for every senario and have answers for them. And answer like blur blur..... should be sufficient.

Pfizer · #29 10-08-2005, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by just4fun

Wow....come to think of it...I got this friend...lagi power....He just gave a ride for his female colleague on his car...his OC also know...by smelling the seat belt....No now true anot....

This is definitely true.... when my bro uses the car with his gal. I can smell the perfume smell on the seat belt (area in contact with the chest)

fausto · #30 10-08-2005, 09:38 PM

Rules of Engagement with OC

The Bonk fund

For those companies who pay bonuses in cash instead of transferring to account this is the best solution. For privacy purposes, no one will give you your bonus in black and white. Take cheque, open new account and under-declare bonus to OC.

I give her full access to my accounts. Except the bonk fund. No letters, no phone calls, no internet, just one simple ATM card I keep in the office. OC hold purse strings, nothing can be said. Paycheck into OCs account. Others, gambling, toto, 4D, 2 months bonus into other account.

No credit cards, no phone numbers no paper trail. Overseas trip, buy top up card, shove 100 bucks in and free global roaming. Come back discard regardless of value.

When confronted, "where got money is reply". Why never pick up call? Silent mode. Why got soap smell?

Simple. From day one I've told OC that my job requires entertaining. Spa, KTV, brothel etc. Company policy: want to fuck ownself come out money.

So, no money, no fuck, no valid accusation.

Full proof