Chinese guy kissed Indian girl

[teebs_darklord]

Originally Posted by hamsapkwai

haha reminds of the joke about the simee lancheow .........

What is the joke about the simeee lancheow???

[oman]

Originally Posted by star23

I decided to stop meeting her. But she keeps asking me to meet her. She said she likes more kissing and she wants to kiss me.

Bro dont waste the most valuable resource in this world, if you can not handle, please kindly pass to me, and i sure will kiss her everyday

[hamsapkwai]

Originally Posted by teebs_darklord

What is the joke about the simeee lancheow???

Ok yes since you asked ....

Once upon a time there was this poor farmer couple found a Lamp genie and the freed him from captivity. So the grateful Genie granted them 3 wishes.

The wife as usual wanted everything from big house to maids to diamonds to anything under the sun. But they had only 3 wishes so they started squabbling.

Frustrated the husband got fed up and shouted what the hell , you simee lancheow also want!!!

Poof!! Right away all the different lancheow appeared everywhere , dogs lancheow cat lancheow etc etc...

Then the husband panic cos so much lancheow everywhere they could hardly walk . Then he got angry and shouted simee lancheow also dont want !

Poof all the lancheow disappeared , including his own!!!

So the last wish he could only wish for his own lancheow back lor .

[alan0338]

Originally Posted by hamsapkwai

Ok yes since you asked ....

Once upon a time there was this poor farmer couple found a Lamp genie and the freed him from captivity. So the grateful Genie granted them 3 wishes.

The wife as usual wanted everything from big house to maids to diamonds to anything under the sun. But they had only 3 wishes so they started squabbling.

Frustrated the husband got fed up and shouted what the hell , you simee lancheow also want!!!

Poof!! Right away all the different lancheow appeared everywhere , dogs lancheow cat lancheow etc etc...

Then the husband panic cos so much lancheow everywhere they could hardly walk . Then he got angry and shouted simee lancheow also dont want !

Poof all the lancheow disappeared , including his own!!!

So the last wish he could only wish for his own lancheow back lor .

wahahahahahaha wahahahahahah wahahahahahaha

[etct88]

Originally Posted by hamsapkwai

Ok yes since you asked ....

Once upon a time there was this poor farmer couple found a Lamp genie and the freed him from captivity. So the grateful Genie granted them 3 wishes.

The wife as usual wanted everything from big house to maids to diamonds to anything under the sun. But they had only 3 wishes so they started squabbling.

Frustrated the husband got fed up and shouted what the hell , you simee lancheow also want!!!

Poof!! Right away all the different lancheow appeared everywhere , dogs lancheow cat lancheow etc etc...

Then the husband panic cos so much lancheow everywhere they could hardly walk . Then he got angry and shouted simee lancheow also dont want !

Poof all the lancheow disappeared , including his own!!!

So the last wish he could only wish for his own lancheow back lor .

Fisher man whole day caught nothing, feeling dam tulan. Then caught a mermaid.

Mermaid: let me go and you have 3 wishes

Fisherman : Simee lan cheow pun ai

Then Lan Cheows start appearing on him, from the chest, to his back to his face, panicked, he say

Mermaid: have 2 more wishes

Fisherman : Simee lan cheow pun mai

pooh, pooh, poked one by one all disappeared, then including his

Mermaid: still have one wish

Fisherman: wah ai wah koo pai a lan cheow (I want my previous lan cheow)

pooked... out come a baby lan cheow attached to him

[bigbirdbird]

Originally Posted by etct88

Fisherman: wah ai wah koo pai a lan cheow (I want my previous lan cheow)

pooked... out come a baby lan cheow attached to him

Wahahahaha

[Gaofar]

Bro TS, you cham liao lah... She give you her first kiss and now she SERIOUSLY thinks now she belongs to you and you to her!... Maybe later will escalate to give you other things that is her first time too!.. You dog!..

"You better watch out, you better not cry! You better watch out, I'm telling you why! SHE is going to come to get YOU!!!" Hahahaha...

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

Originally Posted by star23

I got to know the Indian girl for a few months.
We went to the dark & quiet place. For the first time I hugged her and kissed her for a few times. I decided to stop meeting her. But she keeps asking me to meet her. She said she likes more kissing and she wants to kiss me.

1-hit wonder again?

http://thesbf.shop/showthr...35#post6212135

Originally Posted by star23

Hi bro

I heard that if guy fuck girl 3 times a day, she will get pregnant,
if guy fuck girl one time, she cannot get pregnant, is it true ???

You die liao la. Wait hor, this Indian girl's brothers, Uncles and Parents will come to school to find you

[S.B.Y.1]

Pak foresee a Kopi SuSu child coming

[naturegreen]

So end of story? Just kissing that's all?

[RealEstateGuy]

Where did you meet her? Seran goon road?

[alucardonnonn]

is it true indian or malay got more warmer cunt?

[RealEstateGuy]

Originally Posted by alucardonnonn

is it true indian or malay got more warmer cunt?

That's a dumb question full of racial innuendo. It's like saying a SG pussy has certain thermal qualities. I have bedded British Women of Indian descent and Malaysians of Chinese descent. All had warm wet pussies to envelope my dick like a glove. Couldn't tell the difference and both new Kama Sutra but not as well as my FiliIpino high class maid FB. She is able to grip release grip ie milk my dick to cum.

[hamsapkwai]

The last time i did a temperature check on them was still 98.4 degrees Fahrenheit, same as all the rest. Unless they are running a fever

[drekman]

Are u kissing a bangali cheebye monkey.