most pervert things done?

[georgemagnum]

Lols ..... Good one if it's non-fiction.

Originally Posted by mymail

Had this super disgusting incident. During my secondary days, went to my exbf house to hangout. While heading over and my pager buzzed. I had a voice mail from my exgf.

EXGF: dear, can you tarbao mac for us? Fiona and I want mac nuggets meal and Kelly wants fish fillet meal.

LL but to tarbao for the girls.

Fiona - chubby and c cupper
Kelly - lovely and sweet looking

After buying the meals and got crazy idea. Went to the mac toilet and PCC onto the fish fillet. Wrapped nicely and head to my exgf place. Upon entering her house, I saw Kelly's bf (Patrick). I passed the food the my exgf and she handed over according. But... Instead of passing the fish fillet to Kelly, she passed it to Patrick.

Keep my mouth shut, and looked at another direction.

Patrick ate up everything and passed me the money for the meal.



Lesson learnt: before buying, confirm the food order again.

[clubenjoy]

Originally Posted by georgemagnum

Lols ..... Good one if it's non-fiction.

Wat can I say..
Poor him..

[egmar mah]

Cb the Patrick eat ur "Siao"! Knn he become pregnant then u noe

[pusielover]

My lady boss is in her late 20s.
She is a pettie lady, having a girl nx door but pretty kind of face. Her dressing was those decent ones and too stingy to reveal any tiny part of her body that men desire to see.

Last week we went for a business trip in France, our company have reserved 3 rooms for us, between the 2 suites where we stayed in was a meeting room we held our meeting with our business partners. And all the 3 rooms were connected.

After having a drinking session we went back to our own rooms.
Out of nowhere lust suddenly came into my mind and this pettie lady was nuke spinning in my head doing catwalking.
I can't tahan anymore, went nuke to the meeting room where she was staying at the other end of the wall, tot of just jerking myself off fanizing of her but wait.....
the 2 connecting doors seem to be unlock!!
I was too horny to be rational, and the effect of the alcohol, had made me open her side of the connecting door....
It was dark and only a grim of light shore from the bathroom that was made of translucent glass. needless to say, she was bathing!
From the borrowed light in the bathroom i saw her bra and panties lying on her bed. I sneaked quietly there and Shit! her has got sexy lingerie!!! still thinking of how decent she was but wearing lances gstring(black). What a slut!
I knee at the corner of her bed wrap her gstring around my cock n started to jerk, looking at her showering, although its not very clear, i can still see her cleavage. Next I saw her rubbing the bathform all over...i became extremely excited when she was putting her hand over her pussy.....and she was rubbing this part for at least 30secs....wat a hygiene gal
Though alidi felt veri horny, i can't cum...guess becoz i have drank too much...
After sometime....I sat there still rubbing my cock with her gsrting....When i juz cum...(ya lots and lots sperm spitting into her gstring).....SUDDENLY I heard that the shower has stop! saw her reaching out from her towel!!

I dropped her gstring and ran towards the connecting doors and then striaght towards my room.....

The next day when i woke up...O Gosh!! what have I done!!! even if she didnt spot me last night, the gstring full of my cums is still there!!
If it's not in my drunken stage i would'nt even dare dream of doing such things!

[sianguy2006]

Originally Posted by pusielover

My lady boss is in her late 20s.
She is a pettie lady, having a girl nx door but pretty kind of face. Her dressing was those decent ones and too stingy to reveal any tiny part of her body that men desire to see.

Last week we went for a business trip in France, our company have reserved 3 rooms for us, between the 2 suites where we stayed in was a meeting room we held our meeting with our business partners. And all the 3 rooms were connected.

After having a drinking session we went back to our own rooms.
Out of nowhere lust suddenly came into my mind and this pettie lady was nuke spinning in my head doing catwalking.
I can't tahan anymore, went nuke to the meeting room where she was staying at the other end of the wall, tot of just jerking myself off fanizing of her but wait.....
the 2 connecting doors seem to be unlock!!
I was too horny to be rational, and the effect of the alcohol, had made me open her side of the connecting door....
It was dark and only a grim of light shore from the bathroom that was made of translucent glass. needless to say, she was bathing!
From the borrowed light in the bathroom i saw her bra and panties lying on her bed. I sneaked quietly there and Shit! her has got sexy lingerie!!! still thinking of how decent she was but wearing lances gstring(black). What a slut!
I knee at the corner of her bed wrap her gstring around my cock n started to jerk, looking at her showering, although its not very clear, i can still see her cleavage. Next I saw her rubbing the bathform all over...i became extremely excited when she was putting her hand over her pussy.....and she was rubbing this part for at least 30secs....wat a hygiene gal
Though alidi felt veri horny, i can't cum...guess becoz i have drank too much...
After sometime....I sat there still rubbing my cock with her gsrting....When i juz cum...(ya lots and lots sperm spitting into her gstring).....SUDDENLY I heard that the shower has stop! saw her reaching out from her towel!!

I dropped her gstring and ran towards the connecting doors and then striaght towards my room.....

The next day when i woke up...O Gosh!! what have I done!!! even if she didnt spot me last night, the gstring full of my cums is still there!!
If it's not in my drunken stage i would'nt even dare dream of doing such things!

read this exact same story 1-2 years back in another thread zz

[sequence79]

In my previous company, had a syt temp staff waiting to enter uni. Used to "wash" my dick in her water bottle at the end of the day. I remember i cummed within seconds after submerging my dick in her water, guess it was the excitement. Will always try to remove just before ejaculating. Times where too horny will just shoot inside, and end up have to wash her bottle.

[Starry1314]

Not sure if this is considered perverted (compared to all the stealing and sneaky things all of you did), but i let my bf pee in me >_> it felt strangely good too, the hot liquid hitting my pussy and when he tried to thrust all the pee came out LOL he peed so much in me wtf

[BoyKen]

After reading ur stories here.. I decided to do somthing kinky pervertic stuff myself..

It was lunch and I had this intern that i have been lusting for months, she had a bf, so it was harder for me to try luck. Volunteered to get her teh tarik for lunch and right before I went back to the office, went to the handicap's. I cum on her teh tarik.. Pretty curvy 21 yr o intern.. Best thing is that when she drank it, she said "woah today the teh damn sweet lei" while chewing on the white "milky stuff"..

[sequence79]

On way to office pantry, say a new syt staff walk out and left her cup in the table. Cup was filled with hot water. Bad thoughts came to mind, look around, coast clear, spit a full load of Saliva into the water and stir it. Waited for syt to return to retrieve her 'drink'. Gave her a smile and saw her out.

[deathuser]

reminds me of few years back.. my boss secretary whom already have affair with him, and quite stuck up bitch..

i noticed she will always place her cup at the pantry before she uses the toilet, decided to teach her a lesson, i would hide in the toilet earlier on and wank for the precum and wait to listen for her cup to touch the table, then faster use my finger to wipe my precum and applied it across the cup. Did quite a few times..

[diputs1269]

Originally Posted by sequence79

On way to office pantry, say a new syt staff walk out and left her cup in the table. Cup was filled with hot water. Bad thoughts came to mind, look around, coast clear, spit a full load of Saliva into the water and stir it. Waited for syt to return to retrieve her 'drink'. Gave her a smile and saw her out.

After drinking your spell did she becomes closer to you?

[ice7]

Used to work with my SIL n we r in the same team. I always fantasize her...one day i did OT n all alone in the office. I sat on her desk n saw her cup n took out my dick n put it on her cup..ever masturbate on her sit n put my cum on her cup also wipe my dick with her shawl tat she put on her chair.... Sometimes go to her house when no one around and play with her bra panty n lingerie... My family used to stay at her house for a while so i got duplicate her keys...n i noe her husband work schedule....

[Yellowman]

I pcc to a FHM magazine.

Oh, I did it during guard duty in the guardhouse when I know the rest of them are still asleep.

It was my last guard duty as I was going to ORD soon.

I left my load on the FHM magazine.

[Nurgle]

Most pervert thing I have done so far is to a colleague. She would always take off her glasses when she is out for lunch. One day, I just took that glasses to the washroom, wank my daemonic tool and spray my little nurglings all over their lens. Later I would just wipe slightly leaving a little smear on the lenses and place it back on her desk.

What I really wonder was how the hack can she still see with that smear covered lenses and not clean it. Oh well.

[stickyoldman]

We stayed at the older part of commonwealth. My wife use to hang her panties by the corridor and always ended up with the dry cum stain effect. Do u guys have such experience. If yes share with me on wechat my id is altpleasures thank