Pubs along Joo Chiat

[MoonBlaze]

Originally Posted by anythingz

simi si water under bridge??? can translate for me???

Water under bridge means ...
picture the water under the bridge, it will flow away..gone eventually..nothing you can do abt it...meaning is history liao, not need to talk abt it liao.

[lament]

Side Effects of an improperly administered Vietnamisation program includes:

1. Loss of Money
2. Loss of Appetide
3. Loss of Sleep
4. Becoming a Robert
5. False Illusion of being in Love
6. Loss of Frens (if you are stupid enough to fight over a gal or spent too much time on the gal due to no.5, in the process ignoring your frens)
7. Loss of Time (no harm done if you have plenty to spare)
8. Loss of other any other form of enjoyment (decent hobbies, if any)
9. Deteriorating of hearing function (Too much loud music in JC Pub)
10. Deteriorating of Lung and Liver function (smokey environment and too much alcohol)
11 Your head may be bashed by a beer mug- if you are fighting other guy for the same ger or u dun pay you dues to the gal

[MoonBlaze]

Originally Posted by lament

Side Effects of an improperly administered Vietnamisation program includes:

1. Loss of Money....
8. Loss of other any other form of enjoyment (decent hobbies, if any)....
11 Your head may be bashed by a beer mug- if you are fighting other guy for the same ger or u dun pay you dues to the gal

Please allow me to modify a bit...Bro Zhu Star and Lament dun mind hor...

11 Your head may be bashed by a beer mug if-
a)you are fighting other guy for the same ger or
b)you dun pay you dues to the gal or
c)you are caught by gal A(who is suffering from no.5 - with you) while attending another vietnamisation program with gal B.

Bro Lament, please delete the extra "other" for me in no.8. Typo error. Thanks!!!

Cheers!!!

[waypastprime]

Originally Posted by MoonBlaze

Water under bridge means ...
picture the water under the bridge, it will flow away..gone eventually..nothing you can do abt it...meaning is history liao, not need to talk abt it liao.

Wow... Good ang moh.

[anythingz]

Originally Posted by waypastprime

Wow... Good ang moh.

good translation i should say.

[MoonBlaze]

Originally Posted by waypastprime

Wow... Good ang moh.

Originally Posted by anythingz

good translation i should say.

Thanks for the compliement, only my interpretion (in Singlish cos got use thye word "liao"). Hope it is of use.
Pai Sey..

Cheers!!!

[lament]

1. Loss of Money due to:
a. pity her - stop work, family, etc
b. satisfying the need to communciate - hp, idd calls, phone cards
c. need to see her - air-tickets, taxi, beer, etc
d. satisfying her food craving- crabs, seafood, etc
2. Loss of Appettide due to:
a. symptom 1 - credit card bills, loans
b. sym. 2
3. Loss of Sleep
a. sym. 1 - credit card bills, loans
b. sym. 2
4. Becoming a Robert
a. more intense manifestation of sym.
5. False Illusion of being in Love
a. 1st 3 months - feeling of intense love
b. 2nd 3 months - feeling of love but peg with demands
i. demand met - feelings of love
ii.demands not met - feelings of unlove
6. Loss of Friends
a. sym. 5
i. spend too much time on gal
ii. piss friends off due to ignoring their advice
b. dissociation by friends due to (a) above
c. light-ear
i. listen to "good advice" from gal - this happens if u r known to be my
friend
7. Loss of Time
a. sym. 5
8. Loss of any other form of enjoyment
a. sym. 5
b. sym. 7
9. Marriage
a. being conned to a scam marriage whilst she has hubby and kids in
Vietnam
b. being conned to a scam marriage and have an immediate family "Buy 1
get few free"
c. to help her get license to stay in Sillypore officially
10. Deterioration of body functions:
a. hearing
b. Lung related ailments
c. Liver related ailments
d. Kidney related ailments
e. STD
11. Physical Injuries due to:
a. Smash by beer mug:
i. fighting for same gal
ii. dun pay for services
iii. caught flirting with other gal
iv. standing up for your gal
v. caught by your spouse or real life sillypore gal
b. Scratch Marks:
i. passionate moments
ii. fighting with your gal
c. Love Bites:
i. passionate moments
d. Red Face:
i. slap by your gal
e. Blue Black:
i. pinched by your gal

The above are some of the common syndromes found in an improperly administer vietnmisation program

[lament]

Originally Posted by D^KnighT

wakekeke... I got what I am looking for... wakekeke.

Lament, need your support in this liao... at least I cover 5 - 6 days of your taxi fare home... kekeke...

cover only taxi meh .... what about the "high and dry" portion.... tell you what lah how many hours you wanna buy me leh

anyway, because of you folks, i go u-turn so often now leh .... i have stop going there regularly. last nite a group of my friends have decide to boycott the place as i have did 2 years back.

dun like the bloody boss there lah, stingy like fuck and "dun not how to be a person"

actually, my gf who works there not back yet so dunno when she coming back.... miss her sia ...........my new ger ger refuse to go there which is a good sign but then again all the gals is either the leftovers from 51 or blue region and so nothing interest me yet leh .....

[lament]

support support leh .... i wan my points above 100 leh ........

else 4get about:

1. translation services
2. interpretation services
3. introduction services
4. my kisses and hugs ........

i am dead serious ...... knn so much advice and help given to people and no one give me marks....

[lament]

Originally Posted by lament

she is a hanoian and her name is currently the hottest name -- Ah May

y the hottest name -

chinois current gal - ah may
chinois previous gal - ah may
best friend of helen - ah may

ha ha ha ha

just to add on .... dknight just got some gal and guess what her name is also AH MAY

so now na na is history liao .... ha ha ha ha

[lament]

Bro Chinois,

u decide on the day u wan to do your big day... i will make the rest of the arrangements with her ........

ok, this i promise u lah but u get me high and drunk onli ....... if she do spend the whole nite with u, i think u understand liao....... i believe she will as this is still within the honeymoon phase

but anyway, yesterday damn pissed... told u i wait for ger ger and she dun turn up after a long time.... i gave her ultimatum, if i dun see her in 30mins, she can continue to work and i go back ............... well she turn up whilst i on the phone with u lah and thats within 10mins of issuing my warning ....

think i in loveeeeeeeeeeeee again ..... ha ha ha ha ..........

[MoonBlaze]

Originally Posted by lament

support support leh .... i wan my points above 100 leh ........

i am dead serious ...... knn so much advice and help given to people and no one give me marks....

Already given pt to you before. SB say must "spread wider" before can give to you again. When I get "wide" enough, i come back for you and rest of the bro.

Cheers!!!

[lament]

Originally Posted by MoonBlaze

Already given pt to you before. SB say must "spread wider" before can give to you again. When I get "wide" enough, i come back for you and rest of the bro.

Cheers!!!

its about this spreading of love that i do not understand leh ...cheers.

Originally Posted by lament

support support leh .... i wan my points above 100 leh ........

else 4get about:

1. translation services
2. interpretation services
3. introduction services
4. my kisses and hugs ........

i am dead serious ...... knn so much advice and help given to people and no one give me marks....

Big brother, don't say I never support you hor... up you 2 points... is all I can give for now.

Originally Posted by lament

just to add on .... dknight just got some gal and guess what her name is also AH MAY

so now na na is history liao .... ha ha ha ha

hohoho... ever since my divource, I have never sit with a gal for like close to a year and she will be first... I just felt the comfort with her and no communication break down is the best of her... going slow and steady...