Understanding Vietnamese Life Partner

[esssinine]

Originally Posted by deptrai4u

For late thirties, dun have, only have for late sixties!

For late thirties, just take a string and hang ur Singapore passport around ur neck, take a stool and sit outside cho Ben thanh. soon a queue of syt will form a queue in front of u with their latest non-returnable passport photo and application form hoping to be short listed to be ur wife.

ha ha good one.

[vietboy]

Originally Posted by deptrai4u

For late thirties, dun have, only have for late sixties!

For late thirties, just take a string and hang ur Singapore passport around ur neck, take a stool and sit outside cho Ben thanh. soon a queue of syt will form a queue in front of u with their latest non-returnable passport photo and application form hoping to be short listed to be ur wife.

Shld write "Dang Kiem Vo" on a piece of paper and hang with the passport.

[jazman]

Originally Posted by deptrai4u

For late thirties, dun have, only have for late sixties!

For late thirties, just take a string and hang ur Singapore passport around ur neck, take a stool and sit outside cho Ben thanh. soon a queue of syt will form a queue in front of u with their latest non-returnable passport photo and application form hoping to be short listed to be ur wife.

haha, ok will go saigon to cc look look

[lasupkia]

Originally Posted by deptrai4u

For late thirties, dun have, only have for late sixties!

For late thirties, just take a string and hang ur Singapore passport around ur neck, take a stool and sit outside cho Ben thanh. soon a queue of syt will form a queue in front of u with their latest non-returnable passport photo and application form hoping to be short listed to be ur wife.

How about those in late forties??

[deptrai4u]

Originally Posted by lasupkia

How about those in late forties??

Ah... that one is very interesting.. and there is no clear answers yet, the best i can think of is like that:

Go look urself in the mirror, if u still looks good, then join the late thirties... but write on the sign "Dang Kiem Vo 2"

But if u dun look that good... (must be frank to urself lah), then u see, maybe the bulge in ur pants can make up for the difference (by the way, i am referring to the stack of VND, dun get the wrong idea hor..).

But if u neither here nor there... then wait till u are late sixties then register at the Marriage Intro Center.

[V|ernar]

late 40 must bring bank account book .. then also got tons of syt Q up ..

late sixties must declare take cpf liao .. also tons of syt Q up ...

[Hurricane88]

Originally Posted by deptrai4u

But if u dun look that good... (must be frank to urself lah), then u see, maybe the bulge in ur pants can make up for the difference (by the way, i am referring to the stack of VND, dun get the wrong idea hor..).

But if u neither here nor there... then wait till u are late sixties then register at the Marriage Intro Center.

wah.,,,die die...me fell into this cat...

Originally Posted by V|ernar

late 40 must bring bank account book .. then also got tons of syt Q up ..

haha...at least this method still workable...

[lovesprout]

Originally Posted by jf66312

recently i made a call to a vb who went back , the phone was picked up but no one talk...

shortly after i received this msg:

tu gjo ong dug goj djen thoaj vao so nay nua. toj la chong cua ngan...

wanted to reply in vn but in the end decided not to..deleted the msg and number...

I also received this type of sms a number of times. There was even one time her husband pretended to be her (after we talked over the phone), and sent me the sms. But the tone was completely different, so I knew it was her husband.

But the most interesting one is, I called a vb, and the one who picked up is a police. He told me we just caught this girl because she solicited customers on the street. What is your relationship with her? Can you testify? I was scared to death.

[tantan1234]

Any bros who is good in vietnamese can help translate?

What does "cho tiem vui lam" means?

I kw vui lam= very happy.

But what abt cho tiem(sounds like " zhor dan")?

Google translate has no result....

[Hurricane88]

Originally Posted by tantan1234

What does "cho tiem vui lam" means?

I kw vui lam= very happy.

But what abt cho tiem(sounds like " zhor dan")?

Google translate has no result....

what was the conversation base on...too many possibilities if we dun know what was the topic...

if you are talking about paying...then should be

Cho tien (instead of tiem) vui lam...

[jf66312]

Originally Posted by lovesprout

I also received this type of sms a number of times. There was even one time her husband pretended to be her (after we talked over the phone), and sent me the sms. But the tone was completely different, so I knew it was her husband.

But the most interesting one is, I called a vb, and the one who picked up is a police. He told me we just caught this girl because she solicited customers on the street. What is your relationship with her? Can you testify? I was scared to death.

i see...just an update... i received an sms from the same number yesterday but this time is the vb herself who text me...

the msg as follows:

em ban trai hay ghen , sorry anh nhe , tu gio den luc quay lai singapore , em se truc tiep dien thoai anh , anh khong phai goi em nua , chao a?

so i just replied her ,

ok...hy vong kg lam cho hieu lam ban trai cua em..

[jackbl]

Originally Posted by lovesprout

I also received this type of sms a number of times. There was even one time her husband pretended to be her (after we talked over the phone), and sent me the sms. But the tone was completely different, so I knew it was her husband.

U so lucky!!! I seldom even rx sms from VB with contents of KC, let alone from their ox/bf etc

[tantan1234]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

what was the conversation base on...too many possibilities if we dun know what was the topic...

if you are talking about paying...then should be

Cho tien (instead of tiem) vui lam...

Oh the conversation was: I was telling her I'm happy then she said "cho tiem vui lam"

If it is what u said, then what is "cho tien vui lam"?

[vietboy]

Originally Posted by tantan1234

Oh the conversation was: I was telling her I'm happy then she said "cho tiem vui lam"

If it is what u said, then what is "cho tien vui lam"?

"cho tien vui lam" = give money very happy or very happy giving money or very happy being carrot head

[lasupkia]

"cho tien vui lam" means u give the girl money and she happy until wet her panties