Hanoi

[deptrai4u]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

alo alo bro...thought you mia...

I squatting here waiting for you to come lah... where got MIA? hihi!

[hanoiboy]

Originally Posted by deptrai4u

Hanoi Hotel, if u are staying there, u can "bring" girls from the Hanoi NightClub to ur room.

Sauna and Massage includes HJ but after some serious nego on the price, starting from US$50 (that is just for the HJ tips).

Cheers for that bro. Any ideas what the ladies charge for LT ?

Whoring in Hanoi aint cheap eh??

[blursam]

Originally Posted by deptrai4u

I squatting here waiting for you to come lah... where got MIA? hihi!

Hello bro, I am here lonely man in my hotel @ Intercon Westlake.....hope you can read this.......

[deptrai4u]

Originally Posted by blursam

Hello bro, I am here lonely man in my hotel @ Intercon Westlake.....hope you can read this.......

I not only can read, i can also write, and in a few languages as well... so?

[blursam]

Originally Posted by deptrai4u

I not only can read, i can also write, and in a few languages as well... so?

OK lor...u win liao......

Lonely man here.....dun know where to go except NUTZ in Sheraton....senior bro of hanoi any activity may I join ?

Thank you in advance.....

[deptrai4u]

Originally Posted by blursam

OK lor...u win liao......

Lonely man here.....dun know where to go except NUTZ in Sheraton....senior bro of hanoi any activity may I join ?

Thank you in advance.....

dear bro,

like i say many times, open posting like that u will end up only wasting your time....

if u are requesting me to show u around, then please have the courtesy to PM me with some details such as when u free, what u like to do and what is the deal (you pay or i pay or we go dutch ... etc) and ur budget etc etc... and then i can see what i can do. Also include ur contact number, so that we can short cut the whole process rather than keep playing ping-pong here.

Otherwise tomorrow i go work, then go visit my mother-in-law and have dinner there and then home watch TV and have supper, so which part u want to join?

[naemlo]

This evening then I realise Relax has changed location....

[deptrai4u]

Originally Posted by naemlo

This evening then I realise Relax has changed location....

and your daughters no longer working there!

[naemlo]

Originally Posted by deptrai4u

and your daughters no longer working there!

Ya a lot of changes.... only a few lao jiao left behind....

[BringMoreWealth]

Legendary General Bro Deptrai,

Recruit reporting for duties sir (Which is posting my first FR.....hehehe.....).

Dear all Bros,

Please respect the rules of the General here in this thread and send him a courtesy PM if u wanna meet him up and im sure he will reply. That is what i did yesterday afternoon and finally, we met up in the evening with the general picking me up at my hotel. Thank you sir!

We went to 1 of the roadside restaurant for dinner having something similar to vietnamese spring roll and stir fried beef and that was all we ate in the evening before action. After dinner, at about 8pm, we decided to report to the KTV at 139 Bui Thu Xuan. Once we reached the KTV..... wah..... everyone..... yes.... everyone greeted the general and we were brought upstair to our room. Next was the gals coming in..... as the rules of the general...... we have to choose the gals first before the general otherwise, the general will not be happy but for our session, the general ending choosing his companion..... so sorry bro deptrai for this. His gal was a petite young gal from saigon and can speak mandarin. After the general's selection, suddenly this young cute gal with quite big boobs cought my attention and the general knowing this call her to sit with me..... Thank you sir!!!!

After the selection, we ordered our beers and action starts..... General was sitting away from the gal and when the gal sit next to him again, he sits away again so we can see them moving ard the room which is very very fun..... Next..... as all mentioned, Bro Deptrai is a very good singer singing english and vietnamese song..... yes..... vietnamese. He is really a legend. For me, as i dun really like to sing so i juz sit and drink my beer as i like drinking a lot..... to my disappoitment, my gal dun drink giving excuse that she will have rashes after drinking. Actually, i like gals who can drink with me, at least when both are tipsy, then will have more fun.... As my vietnamese is very limited, so conversation between us was really a problem so i tried to spice up the atmosphere by tickling her but she say buon la..... so on la.... which really dampens my mood. We finished our KTV session at ard 10.30pm and as suggested by me, we went to Relax. While we are at the lifts of the KTV, bro deptrai was giving me tips on how to enjoy in KTV more.

At the moment we reached Relax..... wah...... wah.... wah...., everyone in Relax know Bro Deptrai. Bro Deptrai, you are really the one. As I have been to relax for a couple of times already, yes, i know some of the waitress there but the way i caught their attention is by the way of giving them tips which is like 200k per waitress. Basically, i usually had 4 waitress serving me...... so the amount of tips i gave make me a trully 'ROBERT'. Bro Deptrai, phai khong? But for bro deptrai, it is his kind of cuteness that attract the gals which i still dun know whether i should use the word cuteness to describe him. But he really had his carisma to charm the gals. Magic and jokes were his tactics last evening and really it works very well. So, with the joint forces of the 'ROBERT' and the Legend, a total of 8 gals were lining up at our tables with the fact of my gals waiting for my tips. Phai Khong bro? We really had a good time and me as usual got tipsy in the end. So we paid for the bills and as i had previously being a 'ROBERT' wanted to tips the gals..... the general said 500k is enough, yes.... 500k for 8 gals compared to me paying like 800k for tips for 4 gals. Its really heaven with Bro Deptrai around. After paying the tips, we left the bar and really bro deptrai, that is all i can remember after i wake up this morning. Did you send me back? i cant remember liao.....

That's all folks while i waits for the General for more missions.

[naemlo]

Originally Posted by BringMoreWealth

Legendary General Bro Deptrai,

He always the man in Hanoi, no doubt abt it.

[BringMoreWealth]

Dear all Bros,

After my maiden posting in this thread or i should say in this forum yesterday, i sent an sms to our Dearest Legendary General Deptrai for our action before he leaves for HCM this morning, yup, he is in HCM now. After discussing what to do for the evening, we met up for an early dinner at restaurant 123 at about 4.30pm. Troi oi..... even when we were at the restaurant, General is already ready for action by teasing the waitress there, Legend is Legend .

After dinner and settling some personal matters with help of our Legend sending me here and there with his motorbike, we started with our massage at about 6pm, well, this is a clean and decent joint without any hanky panky business. The whole process started with us stripping ourselves and put everything in the locker....hehe....then, we soaked ourself in this wooden barrel with herbal tea. After some relaxing and refreshing soak, we went into the jacuzzi. TCSS a little with the Legand for a while, its time to go into real good massage. The rub is really good as commented and advised by bro deptrai with good strength, it is definately the best massage that i had in Hanoi so far. After all the rubbing and massaging at the head, body and the back (excluding the little thingy (didi) down there of course), the massa gal said, doi mot chut and went out. I thought the massage was over and was really thinking to get dress but out of a sudden and to my astonishment, the massa gal came back with a plastic carton and pails.... troi oi.... wat is she goin to do???? throwing water on me or what???? Of course, no la..... Then she begin to take out a bundle from the plastic carton.... the thought again arises, f.ck, what is that again and wat is she goin to do? She then places it onto my back.... Troi oi.... its f.cking hot man, at that moment, i can only shout nong wa di..... dont know whether bro deptrai who is in the room beside me can hear this or not. Actually the bundle is tea bundles that is goin to be used to rub the back and legs.... well.....well.....well.... it is really good. Cam on nhieu bro deptrai for introducing this place to me. After this tea bundle rubbing, its not the end yet folks. Massa gal told me turn over, i thought what is is for..... HJ..... F.ck..... no way man, as i said this is a decent joint. She then places a hot tower that is soak in herbal tea on my forehead covering my eyes.... troi oi.... wah..... so damm comfortable. After that, she places another cold tower on my forehead..... well, folks, that all for the massage. Another thought here is that if she cleans my little thingy with the hot tower soak in herbal tea, then it will really feel like heaven for such a wonderful massage. Bro deptrai, maybe u can suggest this to the massage place owner for the benefits of all bros...

Next mission on the list is of course detoured to another KTV at about 8pm. General's instruction is not to disclosed the address but i can describe the place la. While we reached this KTV, again, everyone greeted the General while i was happy tagging along behind. Well, the room is quite big and clean as compared to our previous KTV session. The walls of the room are painted in multi-colours. Any bros can guess this place already??? As usual and rules of our General, when the gals appears in the room, i did the selection first lor, i was captivated by this big eye gal, i mean real eyes not spot-light hah. She is from the south. During this round, none of the gals caught the attention of our General, then came the second batch, yes, the General got his selection from this batch. Again and as posted in my previous posting, after the gal sat beside our General, he started to sit away again and again the gal sit next to him and again he sat away and all this again and again.... Troi oi.... bro deptrai, this methods works everytime hah.... Next time, i will do the same way and see what i get. Oh well, action starts by finishing the first glass of beer for all of us. Troi oi.... these gals can drink as compared to our previous night. The gals are more spontaneous and friendly. This is wat i observed la. Then we began to TCSS with my broken and limited tieng viet, and although most of the time, i can understand wat she said but its still enjoyable cos she drinks with me, play with me and responding to my tickling action which is not like the other gal in the previous night. At some instance, i heard some frenching sound from another corner but well its the General's teasing and another method again to charm the gal la. Troi oi.... bro deptrai, your methods for charming the gals are not private limited company meh? General, guide your troopers more leh.... hehe.... (Well folks, you will never run out of fun with the ruling of our Legendary General Bro Deptrai in Hanoi) Oh troi oi... time really flies, its 11pm already, time to go for supper together with the gals at Hanoi Hotel. Waited for the gal to get change, paid the bill and off we go for our supper.

The moment when i arrived at Hanoi Hotel, troi oi... so many pretty gals there, my eyes started rooming ard the restaurant. While seated down, order food and also eating but my eyes are so busy rooming ard, and of course with my KTV gal sitting beside me. Hanoi Hotel is really the place at mid-night to keep our eyes busy. Soon, we had already completed our mission successfully here by filling our stomach. Its is time for us to send our respective gal back to their home. Well, nothing much for me while im sending my gal back bcos im on the taxi with her. Dun know much abt bro deptrai cos he is sending his gal back in his motorbike. Anything happen during your journey?, bro deptrai? hehe....

Reporting completed Sir (Bro Deptrai). Hanoi troopers waiting for your return, Sir! Meanwhile, enjoy ur stay in HCM and safe trip back to sillypore!

[BringMoreWealth]

Originally Posted by naemlo

He always the man in Hanoi, no doubt abt it.

Bro Naemlo,

You are another man who we need to meet up and go cheonging with. Heard from deptrai, you are not in town already..... so, when will you be back?

[naemlo]

Originally Posted by BringMoreWealth

You are another man who we need to meet up and go cheonging with. Heard from deptrai, you are not in town already..... so, when will you be back?

Once in awhile I will be back to Hanoi but most of my time now is in BKK.

[elth]

hello can anyone advise me if it OK to invest in property in Hanoi or HCM? (buy then rent out?)