25 Year Old Beauty Seeks Rich Banker

[STK01]

Hi bros... happen to see this in Sammy Alfresco coffeeshop and find it interesting...

Notice the 'banker' 's response.. especially the one in red, very sarcarstic

I wonder if any bros here will be interested in this type of gal. Too bold for me and anyway I dun fit her bill.. income 500k P.A!




25 Year Old Beauty Seeks Rich Banker
05/10/2007 following exchange took place on Craigslist - don’t misss investment banker's response


'What am I doing wrong?’
Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate and classy. I’m not from . I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don’t think I’m overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board ? Any wives ? Could you send me some tips ? I dated a business man who made an average of around 200 - 250K. But that’s where I seem to hit a roadblock. $250,000 won’t get me to Central Park West. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker, and lives in Tribeca. She’s not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right ? How do I get to her level ?

Here are my questions specifically:
- Where do you single rich men hang out ? Give me specifics - bars, restaurants, gyms
- What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won’t hurt my feelings
- Is there an age range I should be targeting ?
- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the so plain? I’ve seen really ‘Plain Jane’ boring types, who have nothing to offer incredibly wealthy guys. Then I’ve seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the . What’s the story there ?

- Lawyers, investment bankers, doctors. How much do those guys really make ? And where do the hedge fund guys hang out ?

- How do you rich guys decide on marriage vs. just a girlfriend ? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY.
Please hold your insults - I’m putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial - at least I’m being up front about it. I wouldn’t be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn’t able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice hearth and home'.




An Investment Banker's Response:
Dear Pers-431649184:

'I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.

Firstly, I’m not wasting your time. I qualify as a guy who fits your bill - that is, I make more than $500K per year. That said, here’s how I see it:

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is a plain and simple crappy business deal. Here’s why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here’s the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity - in fact, it is very likely that my income will increase, but it is an absolute certainty that you won’t be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms, you are a depreciating asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, however, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain - you’re 25 now and will likely remain pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 - stick a fork in you!

So, in Wall Street terms, we'd call you a trading position - not a buy and hold…hence the rub…marriage. It doesn’t make good business sense to 'buy you' (which is what you’re asking) - so I’d rather lease. In case you think I’m being cruel, I would say the following: if my money were to go away, so would you - so when your beauty fades I need an out too. It’s as simple as that. So the deal that makes sense for me is dating, not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as 'articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful' as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that, if you are as gorgeous as you say you are, your $500K man hasn’t found you - if only for a tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money - and then we wouldn’t need to have this difficult conversation.
With all that said, I must say you’re going about it the right way. Classic 'pump and dump'. I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, please let me know'.

[Ronaldo]

Oh.. I got this email on Monday.. Power reply.. I can use it next time..

[Eastpipper]

from the man's reply can see that he really earn 500k a year

[no_faith]

wow, the banker pro sia. i like his reply.
the beauty kana left, right, centre. lol.

[STK01]

Originally Posted by Ronaldo

Oh.. I got this email on Monday.. Power reply.. I can use it next time..

bro... dun reply like that... if got a 25 yr old stunning beauty looking for rich bf, y not u agree ...

then we can all look out for some steamy FRs from u! hehe

[gilagila100]

Respect respect ...

yeah ... to all bimbo bloodsucking vaginas out there ...

not all guys are simple-minded dick-headed suckers that would pay arms and limbs juz to get a whiff of ur gold-plated pussies.

Unfortunately, a real sad thing is that women like this are getting to be more and more common even in Sillypore.

BTW, to all simple-minded dick-headed sad example of male suckers out there ... WAKE UP !!! if u haven oledi.

If you look at the successful men, they choose their wives not based on their looks but more important on their personality and capabilities. Good looking women can only qualify as pet toys or girlfrens ...

Nuff said.

[chickenzip]

wah... "spectacularly" powerful english siah...

this might spark another debate : can money buy you happiness?

[miloluv]

haha... kool... lesson learnt...

[44mm]

Impressive!!!! Thumbs up!!!

[donnieboi]

that guy is good!! really good!! but he hit the nail right into the coffin!!

25yo and still can't get what she wants in a guy??!!?? makes me wonder really

[Eunuch]

Haha but 25 for some over the hill iao leh, maybe she start fooling ard from 16 .... 9 years liao ....

but I really respect the guy for giving it to her ,.. any samster who did it, u deserve a tiger ...

[singexpat]

waa... reali seems tht MAN with BIG MONEY talks good n writes good...

can i join e league too?

[maila]

Originally Posted by singexpat

waa... reali seems tht MAN with BIG MONEY talks good n writes good...

can i join e league too?

Wah he is way out of my league .... most like driving a Porsche or a Maserati ..

[yinyang]

Bang on for my money (very little, btw)!

Originally Posted by chickenzip

..this might spark another debate : can money buy you happiness?

Qualified YES.. too many things to list. Even if this instance (beauty) is only transitional

[Red_Tirak1099]

Originally Posted by chickenzip

this might spark another debate : can money buy you happiness?

The jury is still out there on the answer to this question but I know for a fact without money confirm no happiness because starve to death liao

I jus found out in I am a Multi-Billionaire in these 2 countries...Zimbawe & Vietnam